tonight’s sage advice


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  1. No hombre deserves a penis if he be foolish enuf to point a pistolero at it wif his finger on the dang trigger! If that ain`t ah sage sayin, it ourta be……(least it weren`t no assault rifle; I reckon…) Accordin to Plugs, they is “dick dangerous”…..

    Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — January 23, 2013 @ 7:16 pm

  2. Trying to find a silver lining here. It could have been a 12 ga shotgun; then he wouldn’t even have a groinal area.

    Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — January 23, 2013 @ 7:35 pm

  3. I’m thinking it’s going to be tough when he has to complete his story after he tells his wife he lost his job and might go to jail.

    Comment by Jess — January 23, 2013 @ 7:42 pm

  4. Is this a trending thing, like planking was? Arizona, FloriDUH, Washington, and last July – Oklahoma, where the moron told the police he was checking to make sure the (stolen) gun worked before he sold it in a convenience store parking lot.

    Comment by Justin Credible — January 23, 2013 @ 9:18 pm

  5. Darwin award runner up.

    “you! out of the gene pool!”

    Kinda similar to self deportation?

    Comment by mech — January 23, 2013 @ 10:06 pm

  6. It’s all fun and games until somebody loses a penis.


    Comment by Hog Whitman — January 24, 2013 @ 1:25 am

  7. This is my rifle, this is my – whoops!

    Comment by Steve Skubinna — January 24, 2013 @ 3:36 am

  8. Oh, my (Mr. Sulu intonation); not only we have those kind of politicians, and now, THIS??? I’m quitting my Brazilian citizenship. Can I be something like … Martian?

    Comment by Maria Edi — January 24, 2013 @ 5:18 am

  9. Attempting to put the best face on this, in the medical report one of the surgeons remarked that “He had to be a crack shot to hit such a small target with one shot!”

    Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — January 24, 2013 @ 5:53 am

  10. Justin (4)
    Yeah, that ol’ stuff-it-in-the-belt thing.
    Remember: one of the main functions of a holster is to protect the friggin’ trigger [insert seminar handouts]

    Steve (7)
    Dammit !
    It’s too late to change the post title, now.

    Maria (8)
    (Cultural ref) *heh*
    Yeah, I hoped you’d see this one.
    Homo sapiens is a clumsy species throughout its habitable range.

    ColJ (9)
    Dammit ! (cont’d)

    Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — January 24, 2013 @ 7:33 am

  11. Without getting too Freudian, the solution to these NDs (including the ones at this weekend’s gunshows) is once you’re out in public, treat your weapon like a penis; that is, stoptouchingit!

    A little thought will convince you that the rule will work for ladies who pack a gat also.

    Comment by rickn8or — January 24, 2013 @ 8:31 am

  12. It’s kind of amazing that people will spring for a gun and then refuse to pay a few bucks more for a holster.

    Comment by SteveHGraham — January 24, 2013 @ 8:43 am

  13. rickn8or (11)
    Which gives a different slant to ColJ’s (9) “crack shot” crack.
    (What? Yeah, sorry. I never claimed to be a gentleman.)

    Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — January 24, 2013 @ 8:43 am

  14. Brazil is going through one of its periodic socialist phases, and pistols have been banned again.

    Holster may be hard to get a hold of.

    Comment by Kristophr — January 24, 2013 @ 9:34 am

  15. I KNEW my *crack shot* would git a rise outa my ad mired buddy, DougM! I KNEW it———————–

    Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — January 24, 2013 @ 10:03 am

  16. Well, he’ll only do it once…

    Comment by mojo — January 24, 2013 @ 10:28 am

  17. Was it in a threatening posture such that he felt he was in danger and had to take immediate defensive action for protection? (Us lawyers are trained to see all possible legal issues.)

    Comment by Walt — January 24, 2013 @ 11:45 am

  18. ColJ (15)
    I was actually gonna use that joke earlier-on referring to the small-of-the-back, stuck-in-the-belt carry mode; but I forgot.
    (What? Yeah, I wish people would remind me of my duties, here, when I miss one like that.)

    Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — January 24, 2013 @ 12:11 pm

  19. I’ve been trying not to comment on the “crack shot” part. Seriously. I don’t think you people realize how difficult this is for me. Still, I think I have managed to maintain a certain level of dignity in this whole affair.

    But when you take one right to the nuts, that’s gotta hurt.


    Comment by Hog Whitman — January 25, 2013 @ 1:50 am

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