No hombre deserves a penis if he be foolish enuf to point a pistolero at it wif his finger on the dang trigger! If that ain`t ah sage sayin, it ourta be……(least it weren`t no assault rifle; I reckon…) Accordin to Plugs, they is “dick dangerous”…..
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — January 23, 2013 @ 7:16 pm
Trying to find a silver lining here. It could have been a 12 ga shotgun; then he wouldn’t even have a groinal area.
Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — January 23, 2013 @ 7:35 pm
I’m thinking it’s going to be tough when he has to complete his story after he tells his wife he lost his job and might go to jail.
Is this a trending thing, like planking was? Arizona, FloriDUH, Washington, and last July – Oklahoma, where the moron told the police he was checking to make sure the (stolen) gun worked before he sold it in a convenience store parking lot.
Comment by Justin Credible — January 23, 2013 @ 9:18 pm
I was actually gonna use that joke earlier-on referring to the small-of-the-back, stuck-in-the-belt carry mode; but I forgot.
(What? Yeah, I wish people would remind me of my duties, here, when I miss one like that.)
Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — January 24, 2013 @ 12:11 pm
I’ve been trying not to comment on the “crack shot” part. Seriously. I don’t think you people realize how difficult this is for me. Still, I think I have managed to maintain a certain level of dignity in this whole affair.
But when you take one right to the nuts, that’s gotta hurt.