today’s audience participation

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  1. poontang/cooter

    Comment by mojo — January 24, 2013 @ 10:37 am

  2. Earn——–Free

    Comment by geezerette — January 24, 2013 @ 10:58 am

  3. Sandwich = sammich

    Comment by Lance — January 24, 2013 @ 11:01 am

  4. Head Missy, does ‘New speak’ include ‘Porch Speak’ Or ‘Porchese’?

    Comment by Lance — January 24, 2013 @ 11:04 am

  5. ‘Long War’ or ‘Global War on Terror’ / ‘Overseas Contingency Operation.’”

    “Semi–automatic rifle/ Assault Weapon”

    Comment by Wollf — January 24, 2013 @ 11:10 am

  6. ^ It’s open to the interpretation of the commenter. That’s why this is so fun :)

    Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — January 24, 2013 @ 11:11 am

  7. And some simple ones:

    Blind/ Visually Impaired
    Retarded/ Intellectually Challenged
    Fireman/ Firefighter
    Barack Obama/ Douchebag

    Comment by Wollf — January 24, 2013 @ 11:15 am

  8. Progressive / Liberal
    Liberal / Progressive

    Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — January 24, 2013 @ 11:16 am

  9. printing money/quantitative easing
    para military arms/assult rifle
    homosexual/gay
    ponsi scheme/social security
    New Deal/Statism
    Clip/high capacity clip??? who defines “high”?
    Republic/Statist pukes (sorry, i’m jaded)
    Government Schools/public schools
    Co-dependency/Welfare

    Comment by satted — January 24, 2013 @ 11:29 am

  10. graft / investment

    Comment by Walt — January 24, 2013 @ 11:34 am

  11. disagreement / raaaacism
    statement of obvious facts / raaaacism
    differing beliefs / raaaacism
    observations of history / raaaacism

    Comment by Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause* — January 24, 2013 @ 1:03 pm

  12. taxes/”investments”
    taxes/”contributions”
    lazy/”disadvataged”
    looking or dressing like a fucking idiot/”thug culture”
    NRA member/”Dangerous Right-Wing Extremist”
    Pro-Abortion/”Pro-Choice”
    Pro-Life/”Religious-Bigot Oppressor”
    wetback/”illegal alien”
    illegal alien/”undocumented worker”
    undocumented worker/”disenfranchised citizen”

    Comment by rickn8or — January 24, 2013 @ 1:08 pm

  13. Liberals are Communists/Liberals are Communist Bastards

    Comment by Jess — January 24, 2013 @ 1:31 pm

  14. Lie — disingenuous

    Comment by geezerette — January 24, 2013 @ 2:51 pm

  15. Conservative/Terrorist
    White/Racist
    Truth/Lies
    Lies/Truth
    Traitor/Liberal
    Treason/Normal activity
    Brainwashed/Educated
    Constitution/outdated document

    Comment by Caged Insanity — January 24, 2013 @ 3:06 pm

  16. Taxes/”Revenue”
    Spending/”Investment”
    Spending/”Stimulus”
    Propaganda/Journalism
    Patriot/Tea-bagger

    Comment by AZHolmes — January 24, 2013 @ 5:42 pm

  17. Green is the new Red.

    Comment by JoeBandMemberâ„¢ — January 24, 2013 @ 7:16 pm

  18. Journalism/Lies

    Patriots/Terrorists

    Millions of NRA members/fringe group

    President/Tyrant

    Comment by JoeBandMemberâ„¢ — January 24, 2013 @ 7:19 pm

  19. boot licker/brave

    shit/preezy

    Comment by logdogsmith — January 24, 2013 @ 7:35 pm

  20. person making more than $200,000 = millionaire (Uhbama)
    person making more than $200,000 = billionaire (Uhbama)
    13 murders by Muslim Maj. Hasan = Workplace Violence (Incompetano)
    War on Islam = War on Terror (G. W. Bush)
    the enemy = peer competitor (Lt. Gen. Claudia Can’t Cunt Kennedy)
    blow job = not sex (B J Clinton)
    kill the enemy and win = surge (G. W. Bush)
    tax evasion = Turbo tax is difficult (Geithner)
    tax evasion = tax law on Dominican rental income is difficult (Rangel)
    raising the cost of energy = saving the planet (Progs)
    polluting the earth mining heavy metals to make electric cars = saving the planet (Progs)
    hypocrisy = taking private jet and giant SUV to lecture on green energy (Gore)
    program = app (application) why is this?
    babysitter = phone (most drone teenagers)

    Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — January 24, 2013 @ 7:52 pm

  21. ignorant & dumb as a brick / low-information voter

    Comment by ZZMike — January 24, 2013 @ 8:34 pm

  22. Old speak: Unmanned aerial vehicle

    New speak: French tickler

    Comment by The Ugly American — January 24, 2013 @ 9:30 pm

  23. Old Speak: Gun control
    New Speak: Gun Safety

    (It’s for the Chirens)

    Comment by Stick — January 25, 2013 @ 4:26 am

  24. “concussion” *snerk* / Misogyny!!!!leb11!!!!

    wandering off into the sunset / “taking full responsibility”

    Laughably dramatic posturing / “sworn testimony”

    Comment by Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause* — January 25, 2013 @ 6:56 am

  25. illegal alien / Genocidal Invader

    I have a New new in mind.

    Comment by sunshine is good — January 25, 2013 @ 7:36 am

  26. Muslim Terrorists———–Guys out for a walk

    Comment by geezerette — January 25, 2013 @ 9:56 am

  27. DiFi`s proposed law——— /———–ain`t gonna pass no Sneate!

    (…they like their benes…)

    Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — January 25, 2013 @ 4:25 pm

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