Comment by JoeBandMemberâ„¢ — January 24, 2013 @ 7:16 pm
Journalism/Lies
Patriots/Terrorists
Millions of NRA members/fringe group
President/Tyrant
Comment by JoeBandMemberâ„¢ — January 24, 2013 @ 7:19 pm
boot licker/brave
shit/preezy
Comment by logdogsmith — January 24, 2013 @ 7:35 pm
person making more than $200,000 = millionaire (Uhbama)
person making more than $200,000 = billionaire (Uhbama)
13 murders by Muslim Maj. Hasan = Workplace Violence (Incompetano)
War on Islam = War on Terror (G. W. Bush)
the enemy = peer competitor (Lt. Gen. Claudia Can’t Cunt Kennedy)
blow job = not sex (B J Clinton)
kill the enemy and win = surge (G. W. Bush)
tax evasion = Turbo tax is difficult (Geithner)
tax evasion = tax law on Dominican rental income is difficult (Rangel)
raising the cost of energy = saving the planet (Progs)
polluting the earth mining heavy metals to make electric cars = saving the planet (Progs)
hypocrisy = taking private jet and giant SUV to lecture on green energy (Gore)
program = app (application) why is this?
babysitter = phone (most drone teenagers)
Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — January 24, 2013 @ 7:52 pm
ignorant & dumb as a brick / low-information voter
poontang/cooter
Comment by mojo — January 24, 2013 @ 10:37 am
Earn——–Free
Comment by geezerette — January 24, 2013 @ 10:58 am
Sandwich = sammich
Comment by Lance — January 24, 2013 @ 11:01 am
Head Missy, does ‘New speak’ include ‘Porch Speak’ Or ‘Porchese’?
Comment by Lance — January 24, 2013 @ 11:04 am
‘Long War’ or ‘Global War on Terror’ / ‘Overseas Contingency Operation.’”
“Semi–automatic rifle/ Assault Weapon”
Comment by Wollf — January 24, 2013 @ 11:10 am
^ It’s open to the interpretation of the commenter. That’s why this is so fun :)
Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — January 24, 2013 @ 11:11 am
And some simple ones:
Blind/ Visually Impaired
Retarded/ Intellectually Challenged
Fireman/ Firefighter
Barack Obama/ Douchebag
Comment by Wollf — January 24, 2013 @ 11:15 am
Progressive / LiberalLiberal / Progressive
Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — January 24, 2013 @ 11:16 am
printing money/quantitative easing
para military arms/assult rifle
homosexual/gay
ponsi scheme/social security
New Deal/Statism
Clip/high capacity clip??? who defines “high”?
Republic/Statist pukes (sorry, i’m jaded)
Government Schools/public schools
Co-dependency/Welfare
Comment by satted — January 24, 2013 @ 11:29 am
graft / investment
Comment by Walt — January 24, 2013 @ 11:34 am
disagreement / raaaacism
statement of obvious facts / raaaacism
differing beliefs / raaaacism
observations of history / raaaacism
Comment by Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause* — January 24, 2013 @ 1:03 pm
taxes/”investments”
taxes/”contributions”
lazy/”disadvataged”
looking or dressing like a fucking idiot/”thug culture”
NRA member/”Dangerous Right-Wing Extremist”
Pro-Abortion/”Pro-Choice”
Pro-Life/”Religious-Bigot Oppressor”
wetback/”illegal alien”
illegal alien/”undocumented worker”
undocumented worker/”disenfranchised citizen”
Comment by rickn8or — January 24, 2013 @ 1:08 pm
Liberals are Communists/Liberals are Communist Bastards
Comment by Jess — January 24, 2013 @ 1:31 pm
Lie — disingenuous
Comment by geezerette — January 24, 2013 @ 2:51 pm
Conservative/Terrorist
White/Racist
Truth/Lies
Lies/Truth
Traitor/Liberal
Treason/Normal activity
Brainwashed/Educated
Constitution/outdated document
Comment by Caged Insanity — January 24, 2013 @ 3:06 pm
Taxes/”Revenue”
Spending/”Investment”
Spending/”Stimulus”
Propaganda/Journalism
Patriot/Tea-bagger
Comment by AZHolmes — January 24, 2013 @ 5:42 pm
Green is the new Red.
Comment by JoeBandMemberâ„¢ — January 24, 2013 @ 7:16 pm
Journalism/Lies
Patriots/Terrorists
Millions of NRA members/fringe group
President/Tyrant
Comment by JoeBandMemberâ„¢ — January 24, 2013 @ 7:19 pm
boot licker/brave
shit/preezy
Comment by logdogsmith — January 24, 2013 @ 7:35 pm
person making more than $200,000 = millionaire (Uhbama)
person making more than $200,000 = billionaire (Uhbama)
13 murders by Muslim Maj. Hasan = Workplace Violence (Incompetano)
War on Islam = War on Terror (G. W. Bush)
the enemy = peer competitor (Lt. Gen. Claudia Can’t Cunt Kennedy)
blow job = not sex (B J Clinton)
kill the enemy and win = surge (G. W. Bush)
tax evasion = Turbo tax is difficult (Geithner)
tax evasion = tax law on Dominican rental income is difficult (Rangel)
raising the cost of energy = saving the planet (Progs)
polluting the earth mining heavy metals to make electric cars = saving the planet (Progs)
hypocrisy = taking private jet and giant SUV to lecture on green energy (Gore)
program = app (application) why is this?
babysitter = phone (most drone teenagers)
Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — January 24, 2013 @ 7:52 pm
ignorant & dumb as a brick / low-information voter
Comment by ZZMike — January 24, 2013 @ 8:34 pm
Old speak: Unmanned aerial vehicle
New speak: French tickler
Comment by The Ugly American — January 24, 2013 @ 9:30 pm
Old Speak: Gun control
New Speak: Gun Safety
(It’s for the Chirens)
Comment by Stick — January 25, 2013 @ 4:26 am
“concussion” *snerk* / Misogyny!!!!leb11!!!!
wandering off into the sunset / “taking full responsibility”
Laughably dramatic posturing / “sworn testimony”
Comment by Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause* — January 25, 2013 @ 6:56 am
illegal alien / Genocidal Invader
I have a New new in mind.
Comment by sunshine is good — January 25, 2013 @ 7:36 am
Muslim Terrorists———–Guys out for a walk
Comment by geezerette — January 25, 2013 @ 9:56 am
DiFi`s proposed law——— /———–ain`t gonna pass no Sneate!
(…they like their benes…)
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — January 25, 2013 @ 4:25 pm