today’s knock knock joke


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  1. I’m 20 miles out in the “Boonies”. Suppose they will knock on my door?

    Comment by Alan outback bacon czar — January 28, 2013 @ 1:56 pm

  2. Pronounced “O-fay”

    Comment by mojo — January 28, 2013 @ 1:57 pm

  3. What knockers?

    Pardon, my mind was elsewhere.

    I would answer the door for the brown shirts with the personal defense weapon of my choice in hand. If I was home at all.

    Teh low information voters eating bon bons and cheetos on the couch while drinking two liter sodas watching oprah would probably not understand them if they answered their door.

    Comment by mech — January 28, 2013 @ 2:21 pm

  4. The American President and posse comes knocking:

    You cannot address crime prevention without getting rid of assault weapons and handguns. I consider them a threat to national security, and I will go door to door if I have to, but I’m gonna convince Americans that I’m right, and I’m gonna get the guns.

    Comment by Freddie Sykes — January 28, 2013 @ 2:43 pm

  5. What part of “shall not be infringed” is beyond your tiny little Liberal brain’s comprehension?
    Molon labe motherfucker.
    I think we’ve found out what the tipping point will be.

    Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — January 28, 2013 @ 3:13 pm

  6. And BTW, we can now plainly see that Lightbringer’s Prince of Darkness’ modus is divide and conquer; get every possible faction in America at some other faction’s throat. He talks about bipartisanship and compromise and comity, but he has no real interest in those, because it would postpone his ascent to total power.
    He means to attack, neutralize or tear down every facet of our government and culture until he has us utterly Balkanized, then step into the vacuum and ‘save’ us, whether through brownshirts or decrees, and he and his cabal will be perfectly content to live in an English speaking clone ofRussia where they and their banker/industrialist supporters have all the Dachas while we proles accept their free stale bread with blubbering thanks.

    Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — January 28, 2013 @ 3:22 pm

  7. I wonder how those on the database know the information has never been hacked and they’re ripe targets of con artists, rapist and murderers?

    I’m betting the don’t and most people will be more than suspicious when the Obama zombies hit the streets. After a few days, I doubt anyone will want to knock on any doors.

    Comment by Jess — January 28, 2013 @ 3:33 pm

  8. Burglars, rapists, and maniacs will buy the mailing list to find out who don’t have firearms and won’t resist, anyway.
    Con men will buy it to know who the suckers are.

    Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — January 28, 2013 @ 6:14 pm

  9. A smart congress critter would capitalize on the fact the list has the potential of endangering the lives of citizens and they should be warned of the danger.

    The only problem is there aren’t too many smart congress critters and those that are are probably crooks.

    Comment by Jess — January 28, 2013 @ 6:56 pm

  10. Watch out for OFA. They really do intend to extend Chicago Street Theater Thuggery to the whole country.

    Comment by Merovign — January 28, 2013 @ 7:55 pm

  11. It finally happened. I found some knockers that I don’t like.

    Comment by Karl Uppiano — January 28, 2013 @ 7:59 pm

  12. “Get offa my yard!”

    Comment by JoeBandMember™ — January 28, 2013 @ 8:09 pm

  13. WaSoF…

    Comment by Claire — January 28, 2013 @ 8:17 pm

  14. The Weimar American Republic in its final days.

    This is just a symptom; but, seriously, the Republican Party is completely ineffectual. There is absolutely no hope it is going to make a serious difference, much less a comeback, and third parties in American have never helped, and never will.

    Comment by Ironic in Denver — January 28, 2013 @ 10:18 pm

  15. “Why don’t you help with the bags?”
    “Ok, You take the blonde and I’ll take the one in the turban.”

    Comment by mojo — January 29, 2013 @ 11:34 am

  16. Nice ring— and not on the phogh.

    Comment by geezerette — January 29, 2013 @ 12:34 pm

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