Note to Prog “scientists”*
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It begins:
“Baboons Begin Making Coordinated Attacks on Village in Saudi Arabia”
Pity-ful Hu-mans! You will be exterminated!
(BTW: A friend of mine whose parents were missionaries in Ethiopia once gave me some good advice, hard won by himself: NEVER throw a rock at a baboon. The understand the concept, and they’re damn good at it. They will throw rocks back. So will all their friends. You WILL get hurt.)
Comment by mojo — February 4, 2013 @ 1:11 pm
^ Baboon-on-baboon crime is sooo sad.
(What? Well, I didn’t mean mojo’s friends, but okay.)
Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — February 4, 2013 @ 1:26 pm
PS:
Argentina Insures Massive Shortages Of All Commodities
Comment by mojo — February 4, 2013 @ 1:46 pm
We engineers need real reality to design with,
or stuff goes terribly, terribly wrong
Even so, we still kept our motto posted:
When all else fails,
Beat to suit, file to fit, paint to hide.
Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — February 4, 2013 @ 2:14 pm
Dick, ya left out “Measure with a yardstick, cut with a torch.”
Comment by rickn8or — February 4, 2013 @ 3:06 pm
^ … while reading drawings spec’d in thousanths of an inch.
… after expensive, specialized heat-treating.
Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — February 4, 2013 @ 3:09 pm
“If it won’t go, FORCE it!”
Comment by mojo — February 4, 2013 @ 3:23 pm
^ Mojo – Nice avatar!
Comment by PeggyU — February 5, 2013 @ 3:28 am
I’m trying to start an “Alien Reptile” party. Resistance is Futile! Fleet Lord Zzzzrghk’k for Planetary Overlord!
Comment by mojo — February 5, 2013 @ 9:58 am
And Doug forgot the classic:
An Optimist says the glass is half full
A Pessimist says the glass is half empty
An Engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Comment by mojo — February 5, 2013 @ 3:18 pm