Twist ties. I am left handed, so naturally I twist them opposite to the way everyone else does. It never occurred to me, though, until one day my Dad was trying to open a loaf of bread and discovered that he had been twisting the tie even tighter.
And so he groused a bit. Lucky for me that he didn’t see how I twisted them – for whatever reason, my habit was (and still is) to hold the tie stationary and twirl the bread bag around it. For one thing, it’s faster than laboriously making a half turn on the tie and then regrabbing for another.
Comment by Steve Skubinna — February 5, 2013 @ 11:29 am
mojo…JR told me that an electrician will use their right hands when “in doubt” as to ensure that the current will go thru the right side of their body to ground as opposed to the left through the heart.
Since then, I won’t even turn on a light switch with my left hand!
Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — February 5, 2013 @ 11:44 am
How about the number of buns per package vs the number of hot dogs?
It’s to make you buy 80 of one and 67 of the other or something like that to get them to even out.
But here’s where the conspiracy comes in: Hebrew Nationals come in 7s.
( extra good one because of the Jooz )
Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — February 5, 2013 @ 12:13 pm
You’re missing the point.
Sure, buns come in packs of 8, while dogs come in packs of 10, but the thing to remember is that YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO MAKE EITHER YOURSELF, and you can enjoy a tasty, nutritious hot dog whenever you like.
Actually, the rule is “one hand working, one in your pocket.”
There are lefties, after all. Also, remove rings and watches first.
Also, “use the right tool”, which is an important one. I saw a guy go into a radar set once, with a steel screwdriver, which he got too near the magnetron. The magnetron was carrying 30kV at an amp and a half.
That quick. Right through the plastic handle and the rubber soles of his boots, plus an insulation mat. I can still smell it.
That’s why we had bronze tools in there. Non-magnetic.
Twist ties: It’s the Republicans fault cause they rejected Obama’s Twist Tie Czar.
Door Knob: Sounds dangerous. Obama will spend the next three months working with a group of experts to draft some excellent doorknobwatchsafety executive orders. For the children.
Roomba: Obama will encourage the senate to appoint a panel of experts to draft new safety legislation regards to roombas and extension chords. The result will be that the only lab capable of testing roombas for not sucking up things they should not suck up will be related to Harry Ried. As for extensions, major chords will be deemed to dangerous and all songs will have to be in minor safe chords.
Comment by logdogsmith — February 5, 2013 @ 12:50 pm
Clippy clothes pins instead of twisty ties— curtains and blinds that are never the same width as the windows. Corner of the counter top right at your hip bone.
Comment by geezerette — February 5, 2013 @ 1:08 pm
Actually, I have personally found that doorknobs hit a 6′ 2″ male in something a lot more vital than their wrist watch if they don’t keep a sharp eye out.
Four wheel drive pickups (F-150 in my case) with only 4″ wheel travel but 16″ tire to fender clearance, resulting in a 5′-10″ guy not being able to reach over the side rails to get anything out of the bed. I carry an iron rake with me all the time to pull stuff out via the tailgate.
I guess Uhbama, upon hearing my complaint, will mandate that all 4WD F-150 drivers must be at least 6′-4″ with at least 37″ sleeve length. There might be an orangutan exception.
Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — February 5, 2013 @ 1:56 pm
Not to appear sinister, but those counter-clockwise ties are a Wiccan plot, aka Operation Widdershins.The only way to stop it is to sign up, with all due dexterity, for Operation Deasil.
Comment by Freddie Sykes — February 5, 2013 @ 2:19 pm
Why put the twist-tie back? Hold the open end of the bag, spin the rest of it, and tuck the tail under the loaf.
Used to make the ex go absolutely crackers with that one.
Door knob height: not nearly as bad as the door-jamb latches with the little curvy ends that stick out and are exactly the same height as my belt-loops.
SondraK (#4): I don’t think 120 (or 240) V going through either side of your body is any sort of good for you.
mojo (#10): You also don’t want to get any sort of metal near an MRI machine. I heard tell where a janitor was walking by, the door was open, and the magnet sucked his vacuum cleaner clear across the room.
LOL @ Wolff: I can just see it now “Hurricane LeRoy Jenkins”
Comment by Caged Insanity — February 5, 2013 @ 8:27 pm
^ZZMike (20) A surgeon recently told me of a guy who was getting an MRI; a nurse walked into the room with a small oxygen canister and the magnet ripped the cylinder out of her hands, the cylinder flew into the tube, brained the guy, and he died.
Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — February 5, 2013 @ 10:50 pm
dnqdwg: I think that’s why they don’t like people with metal piercings or pacemakers to get MRIs.