” I kept telling him it was a paper gun, but he wouldn’t listen.”…
“It’s a Piece of PAPER, you
(SLAMS his face into the edge of his desk)
of a diseased whore!!!
AM I getting THROUGH to you??
He looked awful.. but his hearing improved remarkably…
[seriously, some of these people NEED to get their knees broken]
Comment by Lucius Severus Pertinax — February 6, 2013 @ 1:13 am
Politically pimped, presstitute driven, insanity is the order of the day. The typical “progressive” response to every issue.
Wake up, America.
The symptoms of tyranny are clearly visible. How can so many ignore this?
Remember when the regime spoke of brainwashing America against gun owners?
Comment by JoeBandMember™ — February 6, 2013 @ 6:25 am
In related news, school officials nationwide have agreed to extend their Zero Tolerance rule to the capital letter “L”, as it also resembles a gun. They cited millions of instances of children writing the text symbol “LoL” which they interpret as being gang related, showing a gang banger ready to go on a shooting rampage, two high capacity assault guns at the ready.
“I don’t know what kind of deranged parents these children have”, said Peace Through Progress spokesperson and Teacher’s Union President Olivia d’Kweed, “but we will not tolerate such a violent mindset in our schools. Therefore we have now banned the “L” and have instructed our staff of school psychiatrists to double the Ritalin dosage that every student must take each morning. Our video librarians are also removing selected episodes of Sesame Street from the shelves, because we don’t wish to encourage our students to watch biased television supported by the evil gun industry.”