so I said

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  1. Could’a been worse.
    Could’a been a dungeon key.

    Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — February 7, 2013 @ 11:42 am

  2. There was a *Keynote* in the medical report. Oh wait———

    Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — February 7, 2013 @ 11:50 am

  3. Doctor Parkinson declared ‘I’m not surprised to see you here
    You’ve got smokers cough from smoking, brewer’s droop from drinking beer
    I don’t know how you came to get the Betty Davis knees
    But worst of all young man you’ve got Industrial Disease’
    He wrote me a prescription he said ‘you are depressed
    But I’m glad you came to see me to get this off your chest
    Come back and see me later – next patient please
    Send in another victim of Industrial Disease’
    – Dire Straits

    Comment by mojo — February 7, 2013 @ 11:55 am

  4. He misunderstood ‘the key to your sole’.

    Comment by mech — February 7, 2013 @ 1:16 pm

  5. The key to marching is to be in step.
    (sorry, this one’s haaard)

    Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — February 7, 2013 @ 2:41 pm

  6. You always find something you’ve lost in the last place you’ve looked. He didn’t look. That brings back memories of knocking a un opened 1.75 litter bottle of vodka from 3 shelves up on the top of my foot. Your brain says HUH?? than the pain shoots all the way up your foot to the top of your leg and you say Crikey? No way !! Actually you don’t say anything because you’re trying to breathe. You think the bottle broke the skin but you find out after trying to walk on it for 3 days that it was the broken bone that came thru the skin —

    Comment by geezerette — February 7, 2013 @ 2:56 pm

  7. Cry. Key.

    Comment by Mr. Death — February 7, 2013 @ 4:39 pm

  8. Ow. OW! OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!

    Comment by rickn8or — February 7, 2013 @ 6:06 pm

  9. I almost peed myself when I saw that pic….
    OOOOOOWWWWWWWIEEEEE!

    Comment by Melissa In Texas — February 7, 2013 @ 6:13 pm

  10. Yes Melissa I’m sure it brought back memories for you to.

    Comment by geezerette — February 7, 2013 @ 6:41 pm

  11. I’ve been trying to find the right key for most of my life.

    Never thought of looking there, though.

    I bet it’s B flat.

    Of F-n sharp.

    Comment by JoeBandMember™ — February 7, 2013 @ 7:14 pm

  12. So how soon can the docs remove that? King Putt would like the key to Golf Cart One back.

    Comment by accipiter NW — February 7, 2013 @ 7:46 pm

  13. It was a million-to-one shot!!

    Comment by SteveHGraham — February 8, 2013 @ 10:41 am

  14. I stepped on a ring shank nail attached to a 6 ft piece of old moulding once.

    Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — February 8, 2013 @ 11:01 am

  15. ^ Nails, screws, staples. I think I need to update the tetanus.

    Comment by accipiter NW — February 8, 2013 @ 12:04 pm

  16. Thus, the eternal search for shoooozzzzz that are *ring shank nail-proof*!!!!!!

    Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — February 8, 2013 @ 12:10 pm

  17. ISWYDT, but
    A *running, heaving cupcakes* warning woulda been kinder…

    Comment by Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause* — February 9, 2013 @ 9:12 am

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