Comment by Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause* — February 11, 2013 @ 11:31 am
By the time these two settle in for their butta coffee on the bathroom floor I’ll have consumed 1/2 a pot in front of the computer already.
Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — February 11, 2013 @ 11:43 am
Geezerette (12) and DougM ( 13) made me spew coffee…………OUT OF MY NOSE!
Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — February 11, 2013 @ 11:44 am
Can’t you just see a Starbutts where you could rent little cubicles with built in enema equipment and a pillow and a bankie( or bring your own special one) to cover yourself with while you relax and cleanse yourself with the coffee of choice that you pick from the menu? Some one will even sing Soft Kitty to you.
Comment by geezerette — February 11, 2013 @ 11:57 am
*shhhh* Maria Edi reads this.
Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — February 11, 2013 @ 12:09 pm
Mike & Trina are riding their burros to town to Starbutts.
Trina: “I smell sheet! You sheet Mike?”
Mike: “No, I no sheet Trina.”
Mike and Trina arrive at Starbutts and dismount the burros.
As Mike is climbing the stairs, Trina notices the lumps in Mike`s trouser`s rear end..
Trinia: “HEY, Mike I thought you said you no sheet. What are those lumps in your trouser rear end?”
Mike: ” OOHH, I thought you meant today, Trina!!!!!”
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — February 13, 2013 @ 3:00 pm