the ass is for shitting. coffee…for drinking

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  1. They disagree on coffee blends?

    Oh, bummer …..

    Comment by Lord of the Fleas — February 10, 2013 @ 9:26 pm

  2. Like it isn’t stupid enough that you squirt coffee up your ass, but then you give an interview about it.

    Bet these people voted for Obama.

    Comment by Steve Skubinna — February 10, 2013 @ 10:31 pm

  3. Bet these people voted for Obama.
    Prolly twice like Melowese Richardson.

    Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — February 10, 2013 @ 11:33 pm

  4. And these college boys catch a lode of trouble for essentially the same thing…

    Comment by rickn8or — February 11, 2013 @ 12:00 am

  5. I’ve heard of ‘renting’ one’s coffee but this is a bit beyond the pail pale carafe.

    It’s just weird coffee abuse.

    You can find straight caffiene powder online in 1kg bags.
    Just put it into solution and mainline it

    Comment by mech — February 11, 2013 @ 12:05 am

  6. The gubbermint should try this.

    Comment by logdogsmith — February 11, 2013 @ 6:02 am

  7. Well, at least it isn’t gerbils, although it’s not any less bizarre.

    I wonder if they get the coffee shakes?

    Comment by Jess — February 11, 2013 @ 6:10 am

  8. These two Nimnoes make coffee nervous!!

    Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — February 11, 2013 @ 6:35 am

  9. What was that?

    A coffee Emma?

    (Inside joke)

    (pun intended)

    Comment by JoeBandMember™ — February 11, 2013 @ 6:41 am

  10. Heard about it a long time ago for a cancer cure. Cleansing. ahhhh yup.

    Comment by geezerette — February 11, 2013 @ 7:07 am

  11. The bare-assed baristas.

    Is that Juan-eye Valdez?
    He’s usually pictured holdin’ his ass, too:

    Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — February 11, 2013 @ 7:12 am

  12. Starbutts.

    Comment by geezerette — February 11, 2013 @ 8:09 am

  13. ^ Made from 100% Arabicaca beans

    Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — February 11, 2013 @ 8:58 am

  14. They should try Indonesian Weasel Poop Coffee. Because that would be meta.

    Assuming that I’m using the term correctly.

    Wait a minute… bet you there are people in San Francisco who’d pay big money for the end product (so to speak).

    Comment by Steve Skubinna — February 11, 2013 @ 9:13 am

  15. Where the hell are all these Saddam clones coming from? Brazil?

    Comment by mojo — February 11, 2013 @ 9:39 am

  16. what where???!?!?!

    Comment by Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause* — February 11, 2013 @ 11:31 am

  17. By the time these two settle in for their butta coffee on the bathroom floor I’ll have consumed 1/2 a pot in front of the computer already.

    Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — February 11, 2013 @ 11:43 am

  18. Geezerette (12) and DougM ( 13) made me spew coffee…………OUT OF MY NOSE!

    Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — February 11, 2013 @ 11:44 am

  19. Can’t you just see a Starbutts where you could rent little cubicles with built in enema equipment and a pillow and a bankie( or bring your own special one) to cover yourself with while you relax and cleanse yourself with the coffee of choice that you pick from the menu? Some one will even sing Soft Kitty to you.

    Comment by geezerette — February 11, 2013 @ 11:57 am

  20. mojo (15)
    *shhhh* Maria Edi reads this.

    Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — February 11, 2013 @ 12:09 pm

  21. ^
    The one with the “futbol” team?

    Yeah, like she doesn’t know.

    Comment by mojo — February 11, 2013 @ 2:20 pm

  22. I thought Juan Valdez was Colombian?

    Comment by PeggyU — February 12, 2013 @ 10:35 am

  23. Mike & Trina are riding their burros to town to Starbutts.

    Trina: “I smell sheet! You sheet Mike?”
    Mike: “No, I no sheet Trina.”

    Mike and Trina arrive at Starbutts and dismount the burros.
    As Mike is climbing the stairs, Trina notices the lumps in Mike`s trouser`s rear end..
    Trinia: “HEY, Mike I thought you said you no sheet. What are those lumps in your trouser rear end?”

    Mike: ” OOHH, I thought you meant today, Trina!!!!!”

    Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — February 13, 2013 @ 3:00 pm

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