Comment by The Digital Hairshirt — February 11, 2013 @ 8:56 am
Well he DID get “father of the year”………….
Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — February 11, 2013 @ 9:19 am
I’ll take Poppy as Pope, if there is a god I am sure he would want to talk to her… a lot.
People would listen to her.
I thought I read somewhere that one of the signs of the apocalypse was when two popes reigned in a short period of time. Maybe it was that the apocalypse was going to happen within two pope reigns after John Paul II. meh. If I did read this someone would have mentioned it by now.
Comment by Just Sayin — February 11, 2013 @ 9:26 am
I think you have to be a Cardinal to be eligible, folks…
Often wondered why more popes don’t hang it up before they croak. Some of ‘em can barely function during their final months/years. Benedict didn’t look all that healthy when he got the job, and certainly looked like the creepiest pope I’ve ever seen.
This will give the press a bit of a diversion from the latest budget mess, sequestration, barreling towards us all at the end of the month.
I find these end of the world things interesting. Because Dec 21st didn’t work out, I am hoping for whatever the prophecy of Malachy is.
Please keep me updated so I know when to panic.
Comment by Just Sayin — February 11, 2013 @ 5:29 pm
Twelfth Imam’s comin’.
(sung to the tune of Ely’s Comin’)
I won’t accept any end-times situation until I see guys wanderin’ around with shoulder pads, big boots, psychotic face decoration, carryin’ around sawn-off shotguns, an’ drivin’ steam-powered cars.
(What? Oh, right.)
… and not in California.
Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — February 11, 2013 @ 5:44 pm
According to what I have been reading, There is one more Pope, called Peter, and he is around until Rome burns and the three days of darkness descends, or some such. Interpretations vary.
Comment by Paul Moore — February 11, 2013 @ 9:00 pm
Peter Peter Pontius eater!
Only three days of darkness? Feh, hardly worth it, I want something biblical.
Comment by Just Sayin' — February 12, 2013 @ 6:38 am
It would be neat if they elected someone in his 30′s (there might not be any Cardinals younger than that). Then he’d be Pope for 40 or 50 years.