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” A Fish Out of Water”.
Comment by Alan outback bacon czar — February 21, 2013 @ 12:25 pm
” Jack White’s a freaking package and anyone who doesn’t think so is stupid”
Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — February 21, 2013 @ 12:26 pm
” Liberals are big fat stupid poo poo heads “
Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — February 21, 2013 @ 12:27 pm
SELF: The Swim From Ambiguity Island Through The Sargasso Of Word Soup To Utter Obfuscation
Comment by bocopro — February 21, 2013 @ 12:34 pm
” I heart bocopro even if he’s stupid and doesn’t appreciate Jack White”
Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — February 21, 2013 @ 12:35 pm
“Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head (And other good advice I ignored)”
Comment by mojo — February 21, 2013 @ 12:36 pm
“My Fight Against Procrastination and I’ll Come up with a Subtitle Later”
Comment by rick — February 21, 2013 @ 12:43 pm
Procrustinations, Ditherings and Brain Farts of a Not Quite Dead White Guy
Vol 1 – Diaper and Drool Days
Vol 2 – Know It All with a Hangover Era
Vol 3 – Productive Era
Vol 4 – Diaper and Drool Days
Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — February 21, 2013 @ 1:06 pm
Umm errrr uh. What?
Comment by logdogsmith — February 21, 2013 @ 1:50 pm
Depends on who writes it. . .
Comment by mech — February 21, 2013 @ 2:35 pm
My Used To List
Comment by geezerette — February 21, 2013 @ 2:50 pm
Another Life’s Useless Energy Spent.
Comment by Darrell — February 21, 2013 @ 2:59 pm
“Kicking And screaming On The Road To Patience And Humility”
“And All The Weird Shit That Happened Along The Way
Comment by leelu — February 21, 2013 @ 3:01 pm
“Aw HELL No! Y’all HAD Your Chance!”
“God’s Gift to Women Speaks Out”
Comment by rickn8or — February 21, 2013 @ 3:13 pm
Skubie! The unauthorized autobiography.
Comment by Steve Skubinna — February 21, 2013 @ 3:26 pm
But She Said It Would be Okay!
Comment by walt — February 21, 2013 @ 3:35 pm
“Let’s Try This Again, Shall We?”
“Stuff I Said and Did and Stuff I Probably Should’ve Said and Done Instead”
“Who?”
“Dreams from My Father, and My Father’s Father, and My Father’s Father’s Father.”
“Wise-Ass Diaries”
(What? Oh, okay.)
“Travels with My Imaginary Friend”
Yeah, there’s more, but it just gets silly from here on.
Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — February 21, 2013 @ 3:39 pm
“Damn, I can’t type all that again!”
Comment by Wollf — February 21, 2013 @ 3:54 pm
My pen name would kill any autobiograpy. [...J Studly Bullnuts...]
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — February 21, 2013 @ 4:11 pm
“Honey, Can You Clean the Litter Box, Please?”
Comment by Fat Baxter — February 21, 2013 @ 4:46 pm
“Geezer Beezer, what the fuck was that all about?” I’m on the 49th chapter…
Comment by Chris in NC — February 21, 2013 @ 4:53 pm
The Adventures of Freewheelin Franklin
Comment by Freewheelin Franklin — February 21, 2013 @ 5:21 pm
Sometimes I click up one of the jukebox sites (such as tropicalglen.com) and click on a category then call up the top 100 and just let it play while I’m doin somethin equally trivial.
Tonite it’s C & W, and since my initial post (above) I’ve heard several lines in songs that match me to a “T” :
“I’m in a hurry and don’t know why”
“I wish I didn’t know know what I didn’t know then”
are two that frame my life from about 30 to 70.
Comment by bocopro — February 21, 2013 @ 6:10 pm
Whiskey, Cigars, Women, and other Good Habits
Comment by Ragin' Dave — February 21, 2013 @ 6:40 pm
Carry On, Wayward Son
Comment by Annoyed White Male — February 21, 2013 @ 6:49 pm
Which is, coincidentally, the soundtrack to the movie.
Comment by Annoyed White Male — February 21, 2013 @ 6:53 pm
“Oh Shit” (A Life in Words)
Comment by Merovign — February 21, 2013 @ 6:56 pm
I feel More Like I do Now Than Before I got Here
Comment by Stick — February 21, 2013 @ 6:57 pm
Who was that?
the story of a so-so guy
Comment by Burgie — February 21, 2013 @ 7:03 pm
What, me worry?
Alfred E. NewmanJim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Comment by Jim — February 21, 2013 @ 7:16 pm
Dogged Determination: There IS Life After Birth
Comment by K-Nine — February 21, 2013 @ 7:26 pm
LOL@ Burgie!!!!!!!!
Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — February 21, 2013 @ 7:34 pm
“Sorry, God, for Wasting All Those Gifts”
Comment by Buzz — February 21, 2013 @ 7:54 pm
^ dick (8): Still trying to figure out how you’re gonna write Vol 4 if all the paper is soggy.
As for me, I wouldn’t have an auto-biography. Don’t know shit about cars ….
Comment by Lord of the Fleas — February 21, 2013 @ 8:09 pm
“So this is the end”
(On the road of life with worn out shoes)
Comment by SherryM — February 21, 2013 @ 8:43 pm
“I can’t wait until tomorrow, ’cause i get better looking every day”
subtitle “I made a career out of being wrong”
Comment by jlw — February 21, 2013 @ 8:52 pm
“He Did WHAT???”
Untold stories behind the late-night phone calls.
Comment by Murphy(AZ) — February 21, 2013 @ 9:43 pm
Whatevz
Comment by PatrickP — February 21, 2013 @ 11:48 pm
1st choice: Splitting the Arrow
I actually split an arrow once. It was mostly luck, but the arrow I split was already in the center of the gold, and it was one of mine. There were about 100 witnesses. The cheer that went up was quite intoxicating.
2nd choice: Jack White is a Douchebag who can’t even tune a guitar.
Comment by Hog Whitman — February 22, 2013 @ 1:37 am
Too much of a good thing
Is still a good thing
Comment by El Jefe — February 22, 2013 @ 2:52 am
“Sweat In My Eyes”
Comment by Jess — February 22, 2013 @ 4:52 am
Or—Just the Tip–
Comment by geezerette — February 22, 2013 @ 8:08 am
“My Life: Leaving Out all the Air, Water, Food, and Crap Crap”
“Swell …”
“A Sliderule Mind in a Supercomputer World”
“Avoiding the Front Page, a Life Photographed on the Back Row”
“Quiet, Keeps to Himself, Kind of a Loner, Nobody Thought He’d Do Anything Like This”
Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — February 22, 2013 @ 8:11 am
geezerette ^^
Made me drop my seegar.
Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — February 22, 2013 @ 8:13 am
“Here, hold my beer and watch this!”
Comment by Capt. Craig — February 22, 2013 @ 9:11 am
‘What’s in a name?”
Comment by JoeBandMember™ — February 22, 2013 @ 9:24 am
“My Struggle”– wait, that’s been used.“Shit My Dad Says”– what – that’s been used, too?“No One Here Gets Out Alive”– Awww, come on!”Guess I’ll have to settle for ” In a Battle of Wits, I Came Unarmed”.
#19, Col. Jerry, sir: I’d read an autobiography by “Studley Bullnuts”.
Comment by Thunderbottom — February 22, 2013 @ 9:29 am
Now I’m at my PC, I’ll try again:
“I been punched, kicked, stabbed, shot, poisoned, dog bit, scorpion stung, helecopter crashed, skull fractured, maimed and blown up.”
Subtitle: “And that was just my first marriage”.
Comment by Wollf — February 22, 2013 @ 9:40 am
“Always Hopeful. Not Disappointed.”
I hope that I can say that, eventually, despite the government committing child abuse through the profligacy of the whores on Capitol Hill and across the country.
Comment by Hopefulone — February 22, 2013 @ 10:37 am
^^ # 34 – “I wouldn’t have an auto-biography. Don’t know shit about cars ….” Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
me neither …
Comment by Maria Edi — February 22, 2013 @ 6:17 pm
The Audacity of KampfMein HopeI Was a Teenage Choomster
Comment by KarlU — February 22, 2013 @ 7:28 pm
“At Least I Was No Joe Biden”
Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — February 22, 2013 @ 7:39 pm