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  1. My sister used to say John Crichton of Farscape reminded her of me.

    Or are we not supposed to do ourselves?

    Comment by K-Nine — February 25, 2013 @ 11:31 am

  2. ^ Yur a KisPian character:)

    Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — February 25, 2013 @ 12:00 pm

  3. I see Sean Connery playing me in the movie. Question is, which movie?

    Comment by mojo — February 25, 2013 @ 1:25 pm

  4. I used to be Kathrine Heigal as Stephanie Plum in One for the Money but now I suppose I’d have to be Debbie Reynolds as Gramma Muzzer.

    Comment by geezerette — February 25, 2013 @ 1:31 pm

  5. Not sure why, but the first association that broke the surface of my thought pool was Dr. Brennan (“Bones” on Bones) with Claire.

    Of course that’s a bit of a stretch since Claire has a healthy and profound sense of sarc/irony/humor while Bones is almost Spockian in her brutally literal approach to issues.

    I guess what made the association in my mind was the quickness, thoroughness, attention to detail, and dogged persistency in the pursuit of truth which they share.

    IRL she might very well be more like Ziva on NCIS in terms of her self-sufficiency and potential for danger if assaulted.

    Some of the guys here definitely show occasional flashes of DiNozzo. And some of the one-liners are downright Brisco-esque.

    Sorry, but I don’t watch prime-time sitcoms or reality shows, so I’m not up to speed on a lot of popular TV characters.

    Comment by bocopro — February 25, 2013 @ 1:46 pm

  6. Can I be Rowdy Yates? Pleeeeze?

    Sunk New Dawn
    Galveston, TX

    Comment by Jim — February 25, 2013 @ 2:11 pm

  7. Missy (Sondra) — Fiona (Burn Notice) X Maya (Just Shoot Me!)
    TUA — Elaine (Seinfeld) X Ellen (Ellen)
    Claire, whom I’ve never met — Zoë (Firefly) X Miss Landers (Leave it to Beaver)
    Melissa — Abbie X Zeva (NCIS)
    ColJ, whom I’ve never met — Maj Kong (Dr Strangelove) X Maj Boyington (Black Sheep Squadron)
    You others? — Villagers (witch sketch in Monty Python’s Holy Grail)

    (What? Oh, sure, I prob’ly meant that in a good way. Yeahhh … prob’ly did.)

    Comment by DougM (ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ) — February 25, 2013 @ 2:14 pm

  8. Didya see this? Hilarious – lying shit-weasel Jay Carney gets his nuts caught in a crack, flees.

    “He’s fleeing the interview! He’s fleeing the interview!”
    – Fargo

    Comment by mojo — February 25, 2013 @ 2:25 pm

  9. I envision SondraK as Shirley Temple with an attitude:

    “Golly gee willikers. I’m afraid I’ll have to stomp a mudhole in your ass…if I don’t shoot you first.”

    Comment by Jess — February 25, 2013 @ 2:29 pm

  10. I’VE GOT IT! (Thanks, Doug!)

    If I’m a “villager” I wanna be the Police Commissionaire from “Young Frankenstein”.

    “A RIOT iss an ugly t’ing… und I t’ink it’s yust about time ve had one!”

    “Vallowingk in his vater’s vootschteps.”

    Comment by mojo — February 25, 2013 @ 2:35 pm

  11. Remember that Horse in Blazing Saddles that Mongo took offense too?

    Yeah, sometimes I feel like that…..

    Comment by Wollf — February 25, 2013 @ 2:43 pm

  12. Black Knight in “Holy Grail”

    Comment by Alan outback bacon czar — February 25, 2013 @ 3:07 pm

  13. The only KisPian I’ve ever met besides me was MiT… And she’s so much better in real life than any movie or tv character…

    Comment by K-Nine — February 25, 2013 @ 3:25 pm

  14. Know of none of you but,……… My impression of two you (sorry if I offend)

    Doug because of his avatar ; Angel Eyes (Clarence Leroy Van Cleef Jr.) in the Good the Bad and the Ugly

    Melissa with the legs ; Sarita (Raguel Welch) in 100 Rifles

    Comment by Edd Zachary — February 25, 2013 @ 4:45 pm

  15. I’m a villager with cocoa nuts. Clopidy cloping.

    Comment by geezerette — February 25, 2013 @ 5:17 pm

  16. Dennis the Peasant.

    Comment by staghounds — February 25, 2013 @ 5:28 pm

  17. Edd; I think the reference is to Col. Douglas Mortimer in “For a Few Dollars More”
    I still remember the tune his pocket watch played.

    Comment by Paul Moore — February 25, 2013 @ 5:45 pm

  18. <——-

    Comment by Annoyed White Male — February 25, 2013 @ 6:35 pm

  19. I’m Achmed- outraged, tries to be scary, but is actually rather pathetic. Either that or I’m Ensign Redshirt, any episode of the original Star Trek.

    Comment by Annoyed White Male — February 25, 2013 @ 6:37 pm

  20. Freddie Sykes. Doh!

    Oh my, what a bunch! Big tough ones, hunh? Here you are with a handful of holes, a thumb up your ass, and a big grin to pass the time of day with.

    Comment by Freddie Sykes — February 25, 2013 @ 7:10 pm

  21. I’m pretty sure your typical ‘Lympian is this guy.

    Comment by s2 — February 25, 2013 @ 8:24 pm

  22. Joe Btfsplk

    Comment by Fat Baxter — February 25, 2013 @ 9:33 pm

  23. This is Doug:)

    Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — February 25, 2013 @ 9:51 pm

  24. I wouldn’t be surprised if Headmissy had some moves like Natasha Romanoff.

    Comment by mech — February 25, 2013 @ 10:13 pm

  25. No, Headmissy is more like Natasha Fatale. Which might make JR Boris Badenov but I dunno because he’s not really a KisP character except in the abstract, like Mrs. Columbo.

    Comment by Steve Skubinna — February 26, 2013 @ 12:43 am

  26. How about a movie with and about everyone as them selves? Now that would be amazing.

    Comment by geezerette — February 26, 2013 @ 7:04 am

  27. ^ I LOVE that:)

    Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — February 26, 2013 @ 7:11 am

  28. In no way, shape, or form do I think of myself as some sort of hero, though I’m proud to say I didn’t piss myself or freeze when shot at. Yet with my screen character I share some of his in the discoveries about himself. At one point he was a smart assed heathen, drinking and chasing skirts all the time. At another point he found religion, but severely limited himself too much by not recognizing how much he did not understand about God.
    That is why I can associate myself with the character of Sgt York as portrayed by Gary Cooper.

    Comment by logdogsmith — February 26, 2013 @ 7:53 am

  29. Missy (23)
    *heh* Yeah, okay.

    Comment by DougM (ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ) — February 26, 2013 @ 10:13 am

  30. Me: Joe Pesci as Leon from Lethal Weapon 2.

    Comment by Gully "Shoes" Borg — February 26, 2013 @ 10:55 am

  31. ^ Okay, okay, okay …
    (‘zat the right one?)

    Comment by DougM (ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ) — February 26, 2013 @ 2:15 pm

  32. Numma 26/ G-ette,

    A movie as ourselves? Such a movie would stifle the movie raters. They would not be able to decide between *G* and *X* rated…. My sense is, there might be one vote for *G* with all the rest, *X*. Which, creating a dilemma, might lead to a new rating, designated *XO* meaning “Children under the age of 40 must be accompanied by grandparents”.

    The new rating, by itself, would generate about 10 million dollars, especially if vidcams were allowed for those under age 20! Mainly, for the purpose of devastating the next Thanksgiving dinner family gathering.

    The younger family members would discover that nothing is true and nothing is new!!!!!!
    Which, MIGHT, cause them to pay fucking attention to our advice…..?

    If not, feel no pain in cleaning up the family tree……………………………..

    Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — February 26, 2013 @ 3:31 pm

  33. Seeee Colonel Jerry that’s what I mean!! How good is that? Before we even start you have it rated and a theme.

    Comment by geezerette — February 26, 2013 @ 4:46 pm

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