today’s audience participation

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  1. First I was a centrist moderate ’til I was about 25; then I began to realize what the hell was going on and became a conservative for the next 50 years.

    Comment by bocopro — February 27, 2013 @ 6:15 pm

  2. First I said NO and than I said Oh what the hell go for it.

    Comment by geezerette — February 27, 2013 @ 6:19 pm

  3. lick

    stick

    Comment by Buzz — February 27, 2013 @ 7:17 pm

  4. Speak
    Think

    Comment by logdogsmith — February 27, 2013 @ 7:41 pm

  5. Drink

    Smoke

    Star up the car, and try to make the midnight show.

    Get up
    Everybody’s gonna move their feet
    Get down
    Everybody’s gonna leave their seat

    Comment by Caged Insanity — February 27, 2013 @ 7:52 pm

  6. tap my watch
    hold it up to my ear
    shake my head sheepishly, realizing that it’s electronic

    unzip
    pee
    shake

    leap
    look
    rub the parts that hurt

    write comment
    post the comment
    edit the comment to remove the typos, misspellings, and stupid stuff

    (What? Nope, quittin’ now before I have edit the snot out of it.)

    Comment by DougM (ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ) — February 27, 2013 @ 8:23 pm

  7. First screw it up,
    then really screw it up trying to fix it, turn air blue
    …then look around to see if anybody heard me,
    …then throw it out into the still blue air and start over.

    Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — February 27, 2013 @ 8:34 pm

  8. First I nuke, then I pave.

    Comment by iD — February 27, 2013 @ 9:23 pm

  9. tweeting: type… look like a douche.

    Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — February 27, 2013 @ 9:24 pm

  10. First I hear Obama’s ideas for economic recovery through crushing the job creators, then I laugh and laugh and laugh.

    Then I hear Obama’s ideas for improving health care by destroying medical care and I redouble my laughing.

    If I didn’t laugh a lot I would be a very, very unhappy and depressed person for the next four years.

    Comment by Blue Max — February 27, 2013 @ 10:04 pm

  11. “started thinking”
    “fell asleep”

    Comment by Jess — February 28, 2013 @ 4:42 am

  12. 9) Missy

    tweeting: (1) type… (2)look like a douche.
    (3)Twitchy PROVES you’re a douche.

    Comment by Stick — February 28, 2013 @ 5:29 am

  13. Twitchy proves you’re a douche —- than I say I was taken out of context.

    Comment by geezerette — February 28, 2013 @ 8:32 am

  14. See network news come on.

    Turn off the TV.

    Comment by JoeBandMember — February 28, 2013 @ 9:03 am

  15. First I dropped a bottle of Evan Williams Kaintuck Sour Mash,1783 on the concrete garage floor, then I licked it up! {…noooo, not the glass; do I look stoopid?…}

    Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — February 28, 2013 @ 10:06 am

  16. punched dat fool
    busted outta there

    Comment by mojo — February 28, 2013 @ 10:58 am

  17. Stop to think
    Forget to start again

    put on shoes and socks
    remember it works better the other way around

    Comment by mech — February 28, 2013 @ 11:46 am

  18. #17, mech: I understand that our new SecDef, Chuck Hagel, puts index cards, reading “TGIF”, on his shoes and slippers before he goes to bed (TGIF: “Toes go in first”).

    Comment by Thunderbottom — February 28, 2013 @ 3:02 pm

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