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  1. John F. Kerry (JFK Wannabe, 4th class)

    How this gigolo made it through Harvard is incomprehensible. In fact, he nearly didn’t because of his innate inability to comprehend human nature, American politics, ethics, honor, and patriotism. He began as a pampered child and in a foreshadowing of things to come attended the Heinz 57 Polytechnic prep school. His family, wary of French influences on his early years, wanted him to see something of America outside New England and tried to get him into Bowling Green State, but the Admissions Director said that a boy from such an elitist background wouldn’t fit into the school’s atmosphere. One of his spinster aunts paid for him to go to Bowling Shoes State instead.

    School didn’t teach him much. His early French connections and having women pay his way through various boarding and prep schools instilled in him an attitude of “What’s in it for me?” and “How can I get someone else to pay for this?” His military record is suspicious, at best, and his book The New Soldier is so fraught with fabrications and falsehoods that he went to great efforts to reclaim all copies of it to protect his political career. He has spent most of his adult life in pursuit of two things: (1) women to pay his way through life, and (2) ways to take a dump on America by befriending its enemies and disparaging its military personnel. Apparently all he learned at Harvard was how to make silly faces and funny noises with his mouth. He tried to pledge Geek, but was blackballed. His primary value to the nation is as the prime example of what NOT to be, a complete waste of education.

    Comment by bocopro — March 26, 2013 @ 1:28 pm

  2. Back in the 70′s, even Doonesbury was mocking Jawn Jawn as a buffoonish self-promoter.

    Comment by mojo — March 26, 2013 @ 1:50 pm

  3. His primary value to society is as a perfect example of how to fail upward.

    His military memoir could be subtitled “How I Got Three Boo-boos in Record Time so I Could Leave That Scary Place”.

    His time in the Senate is a disturbing commentary on Massachusetts voters.

    And now he is our Secretary Of State. Maybe it’s a canny trick to fool our enemies into letting their guard down.

    Comment by iD — March 26, 2013 @ 1:59 pm

  4. Nature, after cursing this clownish buffoon with monumental obtuseness, then blessed him with that same obtuseness that insulates him from the knowledge of his own ridiculousness.

    Such a silly unserious man. And as such, the perfect exemplar to the world of Obama’s America.

    Comment by Steve Skubinna — March 26, 2013 @ 2:29 pm

  5. We are governed by little children.

    Comment by Wollf — March 26, 2013 @ 3:00 pm

  6. Claire, I thought the same thing immediately except my word was “ohforfuck’ssake”.

    Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — March 26, 2013 @ 4:15 pm

  7. We’re doomed.

    Comment by Dave — March 26, 2013 @ 5:47 pm

  8. I confess, I was looking for a fuse on it.

    Comment by mech — March 26, 2013 @ 6:14 pm

  9. Have you heard him speak? He has the approved of um um ah stalling down pat. None of the new appointees or approved surprise me. Just think how nice the next four years is going to be.

    Comment by geezerette — March 26, 2013 @ 6:27 pm

  10. This buffoon as SecState is gonna get a lot of Americans killed.

    Comment by DougM (ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ) — March 26, 2013 @ 8:05 pm

  11. *standing ovation* — whole thread

    Comment by Claire — March 26, 2013 @ 8:42 pm

  12. Comment by The Ugly American — March 26, 2013 @ 11:13 pm

  13. Picture is perfect, another performing seal.

    Comment by dear heart — March 27, 2013 @ 5:31 am

  14. People of this country are getting another good 4 year lesson from God: you want nothingness leading to nowhere continue to let these un-godly rule you.

    I have never seen the beee essss that continues with this ‘social media’ intimidation of the SCOTUS. Let the people rule with having nothing in their brains but Barry, pot, and all the free stuff they can get.

    Comment by LLoyd — March 27, 2013 @ 4:35 pm

  15. He is such a blooming asshole. Kind of like the turd he reports to.

    Comment by Lee — March 27, 2013 @ 9:49 pm

  16. do you remember the goose hunting photo during the campaign? I don’t know how to link it here, but it was a classic.

    Comment by Nomen Nescio — March 29, 2013 @ 12:17 pm

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