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  1. perhaps any child without a signed permission slip will not be able to sample the cookie because he (or she) will be required to wear:
    http://www.amazon.com/Silence-Hannibal-Lecter-Halloween-Collectiable/dp/B008BECKZ0

    Comment by jlw — March 28, 2015 @ 9:43 am

  2. Not even with owl pellet topping?

    this paperwork is shifting off the edge.

    I’ll bet the kiddos who don’t get permission will feel so subducted.

    Reunite Gondwanaland!

    And may the doublestuff always be in your flavor.

    Comment by mech — March 28, 2015 @ 9:52 am

  3. Wait …
    aren’t Oreos™ like, you know … racist or sumpthin’?
    Just askin’. I don’t get The Memos™.

    Comment by DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this) — March 28, 2015 @ 10:07 am

  4. omg.
    Now that’s not to say that one of US could have written that statement while rotfloao and gooey with sarcasm but I strongly suspect that’s not the case in this instance………..

    Comment by SondraK, Queen of SondraKistan — March 28, 2015 @ 10:08 am

  5. gooey with sarcasm

    Phrase Of Teh WEEK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause* — March 28, 2015 @ 10:41 am

  6. ^^ yup, the self-lampooning left ever in pursuit of the next highest shark-jump… and finding it.

    I’m with Claire: “gooey with sarcasm” = Phrase of Week

    By the way, Mech, I had to look up “subducted”, so now I know.

    Doug, actually “Oreos” are an anti-racist (barf!) insult descriptive hurled at people who aren’t yet old enough to be Uncle Toms.

    Personally, I prefer orioles, but just to look at, not to eat. E.G.:

    http://www.birds-of-north-america.net/images/bullock-s-oriole-13.jpg
    http://www.birds-of-north-america.net/images/spot-breasted-oriole-2.jpg

    There, better images than many we’ve all seen on the news lately. [goes off to work whistling]

    Comment by Ironic in Denver — March 28, 2015 @ 10:49 am

  7. ^ Oh NO!!!! I forgot “Aunt Jemima”!!! Sexist Micro Agression! I am sooooooo ashamed.

    Comment by Ironic in Denver — March 28, 2015 @ 10:51 am

  8. Missy 4^
    Okay, I’ll play:
    • For social-science lab, tomorrow, everyone must bring a box of Oreos crackers.
    • For sex-ed, tomorrow, everyone must bring a banana, a chocolate bar, and either a hot dog or a clam.
    • For womyn’s studies, tomorrow, everyone must bring a can of cocktail weenies.
    Those’re the food ones that come quickly to mind, but …
    • For algebra, tomorrow, everyone must bring an ex.

    Comment by DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this) — March 28, 2015 @ 11:06 am

  9. I bet if they’re quick enough they could manage to gobble that thing down.

    Comment by mojo — March 28, 2015 @ 11:29 am

  10. ^ Or bite it into the shape of a handgun.

    Comment by Ironic in Denver — March 28, 2015 @ 12:06 pm

  11. Doug 8: I notice that of all your educational foods, not much more than one of them would be on Moochelle’s school food list.

    Comment by Ironic in Denver — March 28, 2015 @ 12:08 pm

  12. LOL@mojo#9!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by SondraK, Queen of SondraKistan — March 28, 2015 @ 3:10 pm

  13. ^ Oh NO!!!! I forgot “Aunt Jemima”!!! Sexist Micro Agression! I am sooooooo ashamed.

    Not to worry; just denounce yourself and go get on the bus. You’ll like it, we have cookies and you don’t need a permission slip.

    Comment by rickn8or — March 28, 2015 @ 3:16 pm

  14. ^ But Betty Crocker is not racist?
    How is that fair? I mean …
    (What? Sexist?)

    Comment by DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this) — March 29, 2015 @ 8:16 am

  15. Given all the turn arounds on what foods are good for you and which are not esp. for children. See BMI fiascos.
    “What’s for breakfast Mommy?”, “Bacon, eggs, coffee, milk, and guacamole.” , ” I’ve packed a Spam sandwich and a bunch of Oreos for your lunch.”

    Comment by toadold — March 29, 2015 @ 12:17 pm

  16. ^ Arrest that woman! Child abuse! Put the kids into “the system” so they can be “cared for” by professionals!

    Comment by Ironic in Denver — March 29, 2015 @ 5:47 pm

  17. Sending your kids to public school is child abuse. Not necessarily physical, just mental and psychological.

    Somewhere there’s a news story about the kid who built a baking soda / vinegar volcano …….

    Comment by ZZMike — March 30, 2015 @ 7:00 pm

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