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  1. While I don’t bemoan the fact that I’m getting old, I’m often glad that I’m way too old for this insanity. My day has long passed, and I’m OK with it.

    Comment by bo1921 — August 31, 2015 @ 3:45 pm

  2. Land of the Free Stuff.

    FIFY

    Comment by Fawkes News (#FearTheVotingDead) — August 31, 2015 @ 4:15 pm

  3. I see a commercial opportunity here: it’s a Legal Sex Kit for men; it will include condoms, consent forms and a breathalyzer. Offering the young lady a breathalyzer test should be a real mood enhancer. Maybe include scented candles too.

    Umm… by the way, if a woman who’s been drinking can’t give her consent for sex, does that mean she wouldn’t can’t give consent in the voting booth either? Should there be a breathalyzer at every poling place so women can prove they’re qualified to vote? No picture ID or other proof of citizenship or registration, of course; but she should definitely be sober.

    Comment by Ironic in Denver — August 31, 2015 @ 4:26 pm

  4. Being forced to shop at Restoration Hardware for eternity wouldn’t be so bad…:)

    Comment by SondraK, Queen of SondraKistan — August 31, 2015 @ 4:27 pm

  5. The obligatory cultural ref: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wse_hgca220

    Comment by Ironic in Denver — August 31, 2015 @ 4:29 pm

  6. Just thinking this through to one of its many logical (and idiotic) conclusions….

    … there’s a man a wife, who, perhaps in the privacy of their own home, have a few nice drinks, and then engage in some whoopie-whoopie….

    ….the next morning she* wakes up, and realizes she’s been raped….

    * Oh darn! A gender specific pronoun.

    Comment by Ironic in Denver — August 31, 2015 @ 4:36 pm

  7. We should not assume someone’s gender by their appearance , so after you’ve been properly introduced, you and your introducer depants the individual (gender neutral, see?)
    snatch the individual into the air by the ankles and have a close look at the genitalia.
    Penis = man, vagina = woman.
    Be sure to remember the individual’s name, release the individual, and while the individual is recovering pants and dignity, run like hell to get your lawyer.
    Unless the individual has signed a release to be identified.

    Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — August 31, 2015 @ 5:29 pm

  8. ^ The possibilities of irrational conclusions from absurd premises are endless.

    Comment by Fawkes News (#FearTheVotingDead) — August 31, 2015 @ 5:30 pm

  9. “I’m offended” becomes an unbeatable trump* card.

    * “Trump” — the new trigger word. Whatever follows “Trump said…” is sure to offend someone. (Snark!)

    Comment by Ironic in Denver — August 31, 2015 @ 6:14 pm

  10. And yet the sign provides good advice. For example, in that hotbed of liberal craziness, Oklahoma-

    Ҥ 1111. Rape defined

    A. Rape is an act of sexual intercourse… under any of the following circumstances:

    2. Where the victim is incapable through mental illness or any other unsoundness of mind, whether temporary or permanent, of giving legal consent;

    4. Where the victim is intoxicated by a narcotic or anesthetic agent, administered by or with the privity of the accused as a means of forcing the victim to submit;

    5. Where the victim is at the time unconscious of the nature of the act and this fact is known to the accused;…”

    And those are OR, not AND.

    Don’t impair yourself and create a circumstance where it’s your drunk perceptions, actions, and word against another’s what happens or happened.

    Comment by staghounds — August 31, 2015 @ 6:25 pm

  11. If I got locked up every time I had sex when drunk I’d still be in jail

    Comment by Dave — August 31, 2015 @ 7:59 pm

  12. So are the liberal/progressive colleges going to campaign to repeal the 19th Amendment?

    Just wondering if that’s their aim. I mean if they are incapable..

    Comment by Deaf Smith — August 31, 2015 @ 8:58 pm

  13. Translation for the coed: Quit getting drunk and treating men like sex objects!

    There. I feel much better now.

    Comment by accipiterNW — August 31, 2015 @ 9:33 pm

  14. I was dating a liberal lady (big mistake, I know). She related an anecdote about her niece, an adopted Chinese who was told by a classmate, “Of course you got an ‘A’ in the course, you’re Asian.” I made the mistake of pointing out studies demonstrating that Asians, as a demographic, actually do score higher than whites in general intelligence tests.
    A two year love affair ended that day.
    They only love “science” when it supports their prejudices.

    Comment by Paul Moore — September 1, 2015 @ 3:52 am

  15. So if a dude dates a chick who identifies as a dude does that mean he’s they’re gay?

    Comment by Paladin — September 1, 2015 @ 6:32 am

  16. Glad I got both my sons through college before this madness started. I only hope it burns itself out before my grandsons start.

    Comment by rickn8or — September 1, 2015 @ 10:14 am

  17. Paul Moore 14: congratulations on your loss

    I myself an currently faced with a dating field that’s mostly liberal women. Hard to know how to have a meaningful relationship with a woman whose head is full of tripe. Not sure what to do.

    Aside: Suggestions that I solve this problem by joining the Log Cabin Republicans will not be welcome.

    Comment by Ironic in Denver — September 1, 2015 @ 3:00 pm

  18. I myself an currently faced with a dating field that’s mostly liberal women. Hard to know how to have a meaningful relationship with a woman whose head is full of tripe. Not sure what to do.

    Roger that. I’m grateful for the Internets so I can scamper about and remind myself that not all women are brainless liberal twits.

    Comment by rickn8or — September 1, 2015 @ 3:38 pm

  19. ^ Well, we’ll see. The last woman I met without vetting proudly told me over coffee that she’d worked through some union lobbying effort to help get Obamacare enacted. No second date.

    Comment by Ironic in Denver — September 1, 2015 @ 4:50 pm

  20. Arguing with smart people is hard.
    Arguing with stupid people is impossible.

    Comment by DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this) — September 1, 2015 @ 5:21 pm

  21. ^ Doug (20): Quote o Teh Week!

    Many Progs are stupid people who think they’re smart. Others may be intelligent but become intellectually lazy because all talking points are pre-packaged and no opposing opinion is permitted in polite circles.

    Most people are “apolitical” because politics is boring and/or uncomfortable to think about. Unfortunately, for small talk, they default to the bon mots distributed by the likes of Google and Yahoo from the likes of Vox and Media Matters.

    IiD, As for dating, the best you can hope for is someone who takes Prog talking points as fact, but is open minded to opposing views she had not been exposed to before. It worked for me, anyway.

    Comment by Fawkes News (#FearTheVotingDead) — September 1, 2015 @ 7:08 pm

  22. ^ Thanks, but it’s not entirely original.
    See #22
    I simplified it.

    Comment by DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this) — September 1, 2015 @ 7:50 pm

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