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  1. She looks like a well-worn 35 years old, not 16. I thing the figure ’16′ was referring to her parents’ IQ.
    She was also a ‘teen beauty queen’. Parents who send their teen age and younger children to those meat markets are living vicariously through their children or are looking for income from their children, and need to be horse-whipped IMHO.

    Comment by dick not quite dead white guy — June 21, 2011 @ 5:54 am

  2. Perhaps being as well a playing a sleezoid comes naturally…

    Comment by LostLiberty — June 21, 2011 @ 6:15 am

  3. Question: what social situation puts these two people in close enough proximity to get to know each other that well?

    Just wondering how they came to run in the same circles.

    Comment by apotheosis — June 21, 2011 @ 6:24 am

  4. Must be somethin wrong with me. This is much closer to my concept of a beautiful woman, and good companionship, too:

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_PkMrtYzMxwA/Sg764q5_WaI/AAAAAAAAAgc/IjeOqBj2vRw/s400/Blog+Photos+May+2009+121.jpg

    If she MUST be a younger woman, tho, my standards for feminine female beauty are anchored in SouthEast Asia. Skin tone is immaterial; dark is good, light is good, halo-halo is really good.

    Comment by bocopro — June 21, 2011 @ 7:21 am

  5. On the plus side, she’ll be a good-looking grandmother when she’s 33.

    Comment by Stilton — June 21, 2011 @ 7:23 am

  6. He played the skeevy prison guard who stepped on Mr. Jingles, right? Eeeeesh. It figures that the one of those guys who does this played the big creep in that movie. You wouldn’t see Barry Pepper or David Morse pulling this crap.

    Comment by nightfly — June 21, 2011 @ 7:30 am

  7. Clear violation of the “Half-age-Plus-Seven” Rule.

    Comment by Jay — June 21, 2011 @ 7:32 am

  8. I can never seem to get a pic to load
    in here…

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/17/Half-age-plus-seven-relationship-rule.svg

    Comment by Jay — June 21, 2011 @ 7:36 am

  9. I am a father of a 17 year old daughter, and never in a million years, but beyond that, that girl looks twice as old as my daughter………

    Comment by trace — June 21, 2011 @ 8:56 am

  10. Our daughter is 24, and that girl looks older than her. Must be living the Lohan lifestyle or something.

    Comment by PeggyU — June 21, 2011 @ 9:10 am

  11. So when she hits her sexual peak in about 20 years, he’ll be slightly past his at 71.

    Comment by Alan outback bacon czar — June 21, 2011 @ 9:15 am

  12. Just be thankful it isn’t his daughter …

    Comment by Bruce — June 21, 2011 @ 10:03 am

  13. I second Dick’s horsewhip opinion. I’m in a bad mood anyways. My Dad the ‘Sar Major passed this morning.

    AND…it’s my lovely *not THAT young* wife’s Birfday.

    How the hell do you juxtapose those two? Eff.

    Comment by Wollf — June 21, 2011 @ 10:08 am

  14. He’ll be dead in 10 years, whereupon she’ll inherit enough to support her next four no-account drunkard/gambler/philanderer husbands. All will die under suspicious circumstances.

    Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — June 21, 2011 @ 10:27 am

  15. Forgit fucking calender birthday notations. My question, looking at that pitcher: “Who is older and who is younger?” The short one on the left is subconsciously laying his head on either *mommy`s tits*, or *funbags* or Both!!!

    The “dreamy look” on his face? I have seen it before; ALL were Summa Cum Laude graduates of “Helen Keller`s Technology Institute.” They are famous for retaining *security guard(s)* for use at any moment Hubbie is outside hearing or seeing range of this Arm Candy. Never contemplating that the first & many extramarital fuckings by his wife are sexual congress`s with the guards?!?!

    Nor do these graduates ever strap arm candy to a polygraph and ask the yes or
    no question, “Would you marry this man if he were the janitor of 5 separate IN n OUT Burger franchises?”

    Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — June 21, 2011 @ 10:34 am

  16. She’s 16? I’d have said mid-20′s from the pic. Damn.

    Comment by Firehand — June 21, 2011 @ 10:37 am

  17. Shame on you, Colonel Jerry, castin’ aspersions on true love like that.

    Hell, things worked out pretty good for Anna Nicole Smith, right?

    Comment by apotheosis — June 21, 2011 @ 10:57 am

  18. Wolf, sorry for your loss. Doubly sorry that it happened on your wife’s birthday.

    Comment by joe — June 21, 2011 @ 12:14 pm

  19. Old enough to go to the store, old enough to get bread….

    Comment by vonster — June 21, 2011 @ 12:31 pm

  20. This is not in defense of ANY of this however….at least she doesn’t LOOK 16.

    Comment by SondraK, naughty naughty bad wingnut — June 21, 2011 @ 12:44 pm

  21. Could’a been worse.
    Could’a been thirteen.
    But then, it’d be okay if he were Mohammed.

    Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — June 21, 2011 @ 12:52 pm

  22. at least she doesn’t LOOK 16.

    Well of course not, mommy and daddy been primping (note the “R” please, this is a quality establishment!) her since she was JonBenet Ramsey age.

    Comment by apotheosis — June 21, 2011 @ 1:04 pm

  23. Wolf – I am sorry to read that! You can’t juxtapose those, I don’t think. So you postpone the birthday observation, because your wife will most certainly understand. She is probably not in a cake-and-party-hats mood either!

    Around here, we have what is known as the “birthday season”, which can run a month before to a month after the actual birthday. Since things crop up that you can’t plan for, it helps to give yourself some latitude.

    Comment by PeggyU — June 21, 2011 @ 1:14 pm

  24. Considering this still from one of her music videos, I agree that the difference in ages is godawful…but at least his tastes don’t run to pedophilia.

    Comment by Stilton — June 21, 2011 @ 2:40 pm

  25. Condolences, Wolff.

    Comment by Cheesy — June 21, 2011 @ 2:55 pm

  26. Tough day, sad news Wollf. There’s no easy way to deal with that kind of hurt. I’m sorry for your loss.

    Stilton, the gal in that pic is well on her way to slutdom.
    If she pulls her shoulders back any more to make her tits stick out, her spine will crack. Do you suppose her ‘loving’ parents have installed a strap to cinch her shoulder blades together and ease the muscle requirements? Maybe they broke her cherry too in a nice family threesome. That way casting couch calls will be easier.

    Comment by dick not quite dead white guy — June 21, 2011 @ 4:53 pm

  27. Hmm. Some d-bag tries a game like that with my granddaughter, he’ll be meeting Grandad and around 30 of her ‘Great-Uncles’ in due course. I’m not baggin on age-different relationships – my wife of almost 20 years is 8 1/2 years younger than me – but she was 26 when she married me! (I started dating her when she was 25, alright? Some still questioned her common sense, heh)

    Comment by Kv — June 21, 2011 @ 5:01 pm

  28. One soul sold to the highest bidder—
    Condolences to you and your family Wollf–

    Comment by geezerette — June 21, 2011 @ 5:40 pm

  29. ………the girl could have done much better than the sleazy slimy bag of shit she married……

    Comment by Henri Claude — June 21, 2011 @ 5:52 pm

  30. @Wollf- I missed the really important part of your message earlier, and now feel like a damn fool for posting pin-up shots of young bimbos. I’m so sorry for your loss…I lost my own Dad 5 years ago, and my Mom last year, and I still don’t know what to do with myself. Funny how old you can get and still feel like an orphan.

    I’ve found friendships to be what I value most as I heal, including the ones I’ve developed here at Sondrakistan. I hope the same will be true for you. My thoughts are very much with you and your family.

    Comment by Stilton — June 21, 2011 @ 7:17 pm

  31. Wolf, sorry to hear about the “Sar Major’s” passing. I think you mentioned him being very sick several weeks ago. Godspeed.

    I was trying (struggling) to remember a movie scene a couple months back thinking about some of the Obot voters and how watching his presidency play out could very well have us saying:
    “You watch! You son of a bitch!”- as a horror unfolds somewhere….

    It was “Del’s botched execution scene” in “The Green Mile”. If you recall, Hutchinson’s character doesn’t wet the sponge for Del before the execution- maybe he was particular about who was wet sponge “anoint” worthy. Now I don’t know about the politics of Mr. Hutchinson, but his character will always remind me of many Obama voters who so blindly promote(d) such an unknown character because he talked way above his pay grade and wasn’t an old white dude.

    So if we survive this precedent, it’ll be because somewhere we had a big enough fire extinguisher when the flames exploded.

    Comment by accipiter NW — June 21, 2011 @ 8:19 pm

  32. Thanks to all for the support, I’ll be posting at my place in a few days about the Sar’Major and the rest of our Brothers. Birfday was good….I had been dealing with my loss fairly well until I told Karla…… Great woman, cried loudly……. then, well, I was able to do the same, know what I mean?

    Semper Fi!!

    Comment by Wollf — June 21, 2011 @ 8:36 pm

  33. My condolences, Wollf. And sorry I overlooked your message ’till I went back and saw everyone else’s.

    Comment by apotheosis — June 21, 2011 @ 8:45 pm

  34. Wolff – please accept heartfelt condolences on your loss; it seems to me perhaps even bittersweet that on the day that you mourn a deep loss, that same day marks the day that a great joy for you was born. Perhaps I just seek to much to see a balance in the strangeness of life, but thoughts and prayers with you all.

    And by the way – concerning the undeniably beautiful young thing in the photograph, perhaps she is not the one mentioned in the article; she is at least 25 to 28 years old. The facial structure and shape of the chin and forehead are not finally resolved into the mature form at the age of 16 or even 18 or 19. In men, for most part, between 19 and 25, in women most often 20 to 25 unless illness or anorexia. It is how posters imagery of missing people were projected by artists from pictures in teen years, back before computers were much advanced as now.

    Comment by Slobyskya Rotchikokov — June 21, 2011 @ 9:34 pm

  35. Wolf, I lost my own “Sar Major” in 1990. My mom in 1986. I grieve at your loss as I can understand how special these men/Marines/ fathers are. With all of them in heaven, we are going to have to do a shitload of push-ups when we finally get there. Ooh-Rah to you for standing tall up and letting you wife have her Birthday Then she could help you through. That’s why God calls them help mates.
    Days ahead will be tough, but you will get through. Please know that all of ROMEO stands with you.
    Semper Fi!!

    Comment by bigviking — June 22, 2011 @ 4:50 am

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