For Teh Speeeecial

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  1. weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

    Comment by Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause* — May 2, 2016 @ 8:06 am

  2. Unisex pet-relief areas, one assumes.

    Who got them all wee-wee’d up?

    For pets on the go.

    Prob’ly be used by drunks and third-worlders, too.
    Oh, and he-men used to the great outdoors.

    Comment by DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this) — May 2, 2016 @ 8:40 am

  3. Comment by SondraK, Queen of SondraKistan — May 2, 2016 @ 11:25 am

  4. Coming next:
    All pet owners will have designated poop ‘n pee area(s) demarcated within their property, with a separate private area for each pet owned or visiting.

    Designated areas shall be 0.5 square meters per pound of pet, and meet local setback requirements for temporary or casual structures within the jurisdiction of the licensing authority.

    There shall be separate facilities for male and female pets unless the pet is neutered, in which case the Owner shall make allowances for the pets’ preferred gender identity.

    Designated area(s) shall be licensed annually and inspected quarterly by local health departments.

    Waste shall be disposed of in approved containers accompanied by the proper waste disposal form at an appropriate waste disposal facility.

    Designated area(s) and procedures must meet all EPA and Health and Human Services requirements as the Director and Secretary shall establish.

    Penalties for non-compliance shall be as the Director, EPA and the Secretary, Health and Human Services shall establish.

    Nota bene: All you horse and cattle people are shit outta luck,
    unless you want to manure a hippie/green/Prog gathering. That is always proper disposal. – By Decree of King For A Month dNQDWG

    Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — May 2, 2016 @ 12:22 pm

  5. I’m sure I could get Rearden to pee on a million other dogs’ pees but Taggart would be appalled……
    ( you should have seen her face when we brought her into Walmart )

    Comment by SondraK, Queen of SondraKistan — May 2, 2016 @ 12:34 pm

  6. ^ She didn’t like human pee?

    Comment by DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this) — May 2, 2016 @ 12:48 pm

  7. 10,000? That works out to 28 passengers per day. Dont know pet to passenger rarios.

    Comment by accipiterNW — May 2, 2016 @ 2:19 pm

  8. Since when do airports “service” passengers?

    I though the only place where the customers were “serviced” was a whorehouse. (And I’m not including Washington – I mean the whorehouses where the customers actually get what they pay for,)

    Comment by Lord of the Fleas — May 2, 2016 @ 2:49 pm

  9. I have no idea who Wilmore is, but what he did was disgusting.

    Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — May 2, 2016 @ 5:51 pm

  10. ^sorry, wrong thread.

    Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — May 2, 2016 @ 8:15 pm

  11. It’s ok, dick,nqdwg…sorry about the wonkiness, it’s being addressed. Just turns out it’s a little more complicated than a regular old upgrade. But no worries, it’ll be fixed soon:)

    Comment by SondraK, Queen of SondraKistan — May 2, 2016 @ 9:58 pm

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