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  1. Is Square or Samsung pay or apple pay gluten free or made from free range electrons?

    Are the euro coins made of conflict free pot metal?

    Comment by mech — August 10, 2017 @ 1:56 pm

  2. If I coat my bullets with some lard, will that make them scary bullets?
    Asking for a friend.

    Comment by neal — August 10, 2017 @ 2:14 pm

  3. Meh. Make acceptance of the money a condition of citizenship. That should weed out some undesirables.

    More fun: Modify some crop dusters for nighttime ops.

    Fly them low over Muslim population centers at night, here or overseas, spraying a dilute mixture of water and pork juice.

    Tell ‘em about it later.

    Or, just fly the planes around without spraying anything, but say that you did. Just to mess with their minds.

    Hey, you gotta make up your own fun as you go along.

    Comment by Fat Baxter — August 10, 2017 @ 2:57 pm

  4. In addition, think of the outrage if the English banknotes had God save the Queen on them? BTW, I saw an article today (can’t find it now) that said vegans were far more likely to suffer from depression. Makes sense to me. I can’t imagine the horror of never eating a hamburger, steak or good pork chop. It would be awful, and I’d be depressed.

    Comment by bo1921 — August 10, 2017 @ 4:29 pm

  5. ^ I think it’s just that most people ain’t buyin’ their most cherished belief.
    The rejection must be horrible for someone whose self-image is so heavily dependent on virtue signaling.

    Comment by DougM (flawed chap) — August 10, 2017 @ 4:40 pm

  6. Some European countries have deployed “cash sniffing” dogs.
    I wonder if this has something to do with that.

    Comment by Another Bob — August 10, 2017 @ 5:22 pm

  7. …and US banknotes contain the flesh of Gossypium hirsutum. Just don’t indulge in pecuniaphagy and you should be fine. The gods told me so.

    Sometimes it gets difficult to tell the difference between religious observance and virtue signaling. Sometimes it’s both.

    Comment by Daemon — August 10, 2017 @ 6:48 pm

  8. Re. the “Sepoy / indian Mutiny:

    Was it not the case that the bullet lube was actually from sheep, (mutton fat) and the whole affair was actually a beat up by local political activists?

    Besides which, the whole caper of pork products being to mooselimbs as garlic is to vampires, is wildly overestimated.

    They have plenty of “outs” in their handbook; see the 9-11 aircrews’ party-animal behaviour before their last big tilt at scoring an after-life’s time of perpetual virgins.

    Comment by Bruce — August 10, 2017 @ 9:45 pm

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