today’s sage advice


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  1. What? No shoulder thing that goes up?

    Comment by Lord of the Fleas — November 8, 2017 @ 8:09 pm

  2. From too long ago;
    “What’s the spirit of the bayonet? “To Kill!! Arrrgghhhh!!”
    From today:
    “What’s the spirit of the chainsaw bayonet?” “To kindle!! Bzzzzzzz.”

    Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — November 8, 2017 @ 8:49 pm

  3. ^ All of my military rifles have bayonets.
    I also have a chain saw.
    Never occurred to me that they had any kind of common mission.

    Comment by DougM and his raccoon platoon — November 8, 2017 @ 9:59 pm

  4. Dick ^^
    Your kindling joke reminds me of the fifth-oldest joke I can remember:
    Do you like Kipling?
    Dunno, I’ve never kipled.

    (What? Well, like a lot of my stuff, it’s meant for future internet historians. They might be able to use a good dad joke.)

    Comment by DougM and his raccoon platoon — November 9, 2017 @ 9:52 am

  5. wasn’t this vid a good example of Darwinism? :)


    Comment by Merle — November 9, 2017 @ 10:16 am

  6. Re: My favorite so far link: Some responder to the guy with the “Whiney bitch” T shirt:
    More blood on your hands next time a baby or pregnant mother gets shot in church. Statistics of gun crime in US is way out of whack on a per capita basis compared to rest of Western world ffs…
    If that quick on the trigger keyboard Prog actually read FBI Crime Statistics, he’d find most gun violence occurs in Dem controlled cities, and if the gun crimes committed in those toughest gun law states (Chicago, Baltimore, DC) and some other Democrat Socialist inner city paradises were removed from the data, America would be fourth lowest on crimes per capita in the world. It’s mostly blacks using illegal guns in Dem controlled cities doing illegal stuff that run the US murder rate so high. IOW, a demographic that is beloved of Libs and yet only ~3% of our population drives 70% of the violent crime statistics in this country.
    And almost none are committed using so-called “assault rifles”.
    Another doosh squealing from momma’s basement.

    Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — November 9, 2017 @ 4:40 pm

  7. 4. Doug:
    Q: “Do you smoke after sex?”
    A: “Dunno – never looked.”

    “In July, Robert Manson, a unit chief in the F.B.I.’s international terrorism section, had his Glock .40-caliber handgun, a $6,000 Rolex watch and $60 in cash stolen from his room at the Westin hotel in Charlotte, N.C., according to a police report. How the Hell does an FBI agent, even if he is a unit chief, get a $6,000 Rolex?!

    Comment by Thunderbottom — November 11, 2017 @ 4:15 am

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