portraits of a corpse and a copse


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  1. Sorry, I don’t recognize the poser in the portrait.
    Maybe angrier looking and with a boob belt would do it.
    I don’t know who paid the tab; probably the taxpayers, but if I were Moochelle, I’d stop payment on the check.
    That’s as big a fraud as Picasso.

    As to Buraq’s portrait, it’s a good facial likeness but the pose looks like he’s taking a dump.
    On second thought, that’s a good likeness, because that’s what he did to America. Only thing more suitable would be for him to have his feet up on the Resolute desk.

    Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — February 12, 2018 @ 11:06 am

  2. Agreed^ Medieval throne without the thunder mug underneath.

    Well, there is the mug on top. . .

    Pardon, i need to get some sunshine and fresh air.

    Comment by mech — February 12, 2018 @ 11:41 am

  3. Obama? Lost Balls hiding in the Weeds.
    Chicago, very old school.

    Comment by neal — February 12, 2018 @ 1:17 pm

  4. The shrubbery looks like Virginia creeper at first glance, but poison ivy would be more fitting.
    Or Kenyan creep.

    Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — February 12, 2018 @ 3:40 pm

  5. Re: the shrubbery, I’m guessing Hawaiian Big Bud.

    Comment by Wahoo — February 12, 2018 @ 6:55 pm

  6. ….They look soooo lifelike, it’s uncanny!

    Comment by TN Volunteer — February 12, 2018 @ 7:14 pm

  7. I prefer your Photoshop of Michelle, or whoever that was!

    Comment by Mike — February 12, 2018 @ 7:15 pm

  8. The funny caption I saw was “find the candle, the bird, the airplane…”

    To which I replied, I haven’t even found a president in it yet, all I see is a sack of crap on a chair..

    Comment by Chris in NC — February 12, 2018 @ 9:26 pm

  9. One thing ‘ya gotta admit, though, it’s kinda neat the way Mooch’s artist, Amy Sherald, positioned the right arm/hand so as to hide Mooch’s Adam’s apple. And the flowing dress hides the ‘package’.

    Comment by Knellra — February 13, 2018 @ 5:20 am

  10. Where’s Waldo picture.

    Comment by phil — February 13, 2018 @ 5:26 am

  11. They would have seen the artists previous works. They would have known exactly what they were getting. The question is WHY? Are they making a statement. The paintings are completely different from all previous first couples portraits. My guess is so they would STAND OUT among all in the presidents gallery!

    Comment by phil — February 13, 2018 @ 6:39 am

  12. The memes are flying around the webs, of course.

    I still like this one best.

    Comment by Lord of the Fleas — February 13, 2018 @ 6:51 am

  13. Ooooh! I just thought, I can’t wait to see Melania’s portrait right beside Michelle’s portrait. Please make sure they never take it down!

    Comment by phil — February 13, 2018 @ 6:58 am

  14. And the flowing dress hides the ‘package’.

    Yes. WTF, did Moochelle just throw on a quilt for her sitting?

    Comment by rickn8or — February 13, 2018 @ 10:11 am

  15. I didn’t know that besides a thumb Obama had 5 fingers on his left hand.

    Comment by bogsidebunny — February 13, 2018 @ 10:40 am

  16. rickn8or ^^
    A corpse wrapped in a shower curtain,
    a murder mystery staple.

    bog ^
    Yeah, that’s gettin’ some comments,
    but I think it’s just poor execution by his apprentice, Igor.
    Notice how subdued the wedding ring is, too.

    And is that Chapstick I see on the corner of his mouth?

    Comment by DougM (not woke, just awake) — February 13, 2018 @ 11:19 am

  17. Oh well. Any thoughts about the tiniest bit of integrity being exposed are now wasted.

    From my perspective, Salvador Dali would have been the best choice, if he was still alive. That way, Obama could have a face that looks like it’s melting, and Michelle could have a clock belly button.

    Comment by jess — February 13, 2018 @ 1:07 pm

  18. Anything I might say would probably be hurtful, but what the heck? I’ve seen better pictures on a used can of paint. I guess when they hang these “portraits,” they could probably find a little used corridor in the museum, and make sure most of the lights are constantly burned out.

    Comment by MikeAZ — February 13, 2018 @ 2:21 pm

  19. Comment by HD — February 13, 2018 @ 3:05 pm

  20. Looks like he’s crapping his pants.

    Comment by Joe Bandmember ® "≠ damn right I'm not equal to that" ™ — February 13, 2018 @ 8:56 pm

  21. Why wasn’t an empty chair there instead of Obama? To me it’s more realistic of his presidency.

    Comment by Paul — February 13, 2018 @ 9:03 pm

  22. ^ Ahhh, you need to visit all the links.

    Comment by DougM (not woke, just awake) — February 13, 2018 @ 9:12 pm

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