‘Em ain’t Newt’s

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  1. I just knew,there was a long term Zionist Godzilla spy option on the table. Old school.

    Repurposed radiologicals. I think they tried that in Cuba.
    Russians never could get to the giant insurance mascot phase.

    I would prefer a giant Little Debbie over the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man, personally.

    I like angry Gingers.

    Comment by neal — February 13, 2018 @ 2:00 pm

  2. ….Do you expect good grammar and good taste from wallflowers that did not get past 2nd grade without being indoctrinated by Commie teachers?

    Comment by TN Volunteer — February 13, 2018 @ 5:34 pm

  3. They already caught the squirrels, now the newts, I guess it’s time to release the owls!

    Comment by Veeshir — February 13, 2018 @ 6:34 pm

  4. Security at Oak Ridge National Labs caught a visitor who drove his car where he wasn’t supposed to go.
    He ran over a radioactive frog, which are in off-limits areas, and when they scanned his car for departure, the radiation alarm went off.
    So glow-in-the-dark newt radiation detectors are possible, but nobody wants to run over the Geico guy to find out.

    Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — February 13, 2018 @ 8:39 pm

  5. John Cleese could not be reached for comment.

    (I don’t have to cite the cultural ref, do I?)

    Comment by Lord of the Fleas — February 13, 2018 @ 9:08 pm

  6. ^ No, no, of course not;
    but you, uhm, might want to *cough* clarify what that might, ahh, be.
    I mean for the others, not me, of course.

    (What? No, not the Python insurance sketch. Cleese wasn’t in that one.)

    Comment by DougM (not woke, just awake) — February 13, 2018 @ 9:26 pm

  7. ^^, ^, She turned me into a newt! I got better.

    Comment by Nomen Nescio — February 14, 2018 @ 4:54 am

  8. ^

    Comment by DougM (not woke, just awake) — February 14, 2018 @ 10:41 am

  9. Such scintillating discussion.

    But were there really enough chameleons to do a wave? Unless they made microwaves with their little paws.

    If they were chameleons, how did they see them?

    Comment by mech — February 15, 2018 @ 3:52 pm

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