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  1. Wow. When I voted for DJT, I didn’t realize I was also getting a certified Weather Wizard that could “magic” us up some weather whenever he wanted. Really, though, if he had that kind of power, do you think san franshitsco and nancypee would still be above water?

    Comment by sortah — September 12, 2018 @ 10:34 am

  2. Got this direct from Joe Scarborough of NBC news so it must be true. President Trump is responsible for Hurricane Florence:

    Special Prosecutor Robert Muller whispered to President Trump:

    “You can’t withstand the storm”.

    The President replied:

    “I am the storm”. And by the way, meet one of my cousins Florence

    Comment by bogsidebunny — September 12, 2018 @ 11:32 am

  3. I’m a little skeptical. You’d think if he can make hurricanes hit wherever and whenever he wants that he’d hit a state that didn’t vote for him.

    Comment by Nomen Nescio — September 12, 2018 @ 11:57 am

  4. Looks like Trump is taking a swipe at W’s legacy as well.

    Comment by Lord of the Fleas — September 12, 2018 @ 12:32 pm

  5. Personally,
    I think it’s just envious Floridians.

    Comment by DougM (μολὼν λαβέ) — September 12, 2018 @ 12:41 pm

  6. Sometimes, even my strongest effort won’t allow me to wrap my thoughts around such ignorance.

    Comment by Jess — September 12, 2018 @ 1:25 pm

  7. Doug, if you’re going to be stuck indoors all weekend, we’re going to expect some posting!

    Good luck and stay safe.

    Comment by SpectreRider — September 12, 2018 @ 2:20 pm

  8. Doug said “I expect to be sloshing around …”
    Prolly oughta convert some of your ammo box stash into sandbags or somethin’.
    Looks like we dodged the bullet up here in Virginia, but that could change.
    Stay dry Col.

    Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — September 12, 2018 @ 6:48 pm

  9. Best of luck to you, Doug – try to stay dry.

    Comment by Max — September 12, 2018 @ 7:03 pm

  10. That’s why Bush, Rove and co. hate Trump, he stole the weather machine!
    In Trump’s defense, it originally belonged to the Jews so Rove stole it. Reminds me of a Krusty the Klown bit.
    Karl Rove:If this is anybody the Jews, you stole my bit!

    Stay dry Doug, I’d send you some dry from AZ but it doesn’t ship well.

    Comment by Veeshir — September 12, 2018 @ 7:26 pm

  11. Wait, I thought he was a bumbling dufus?
    You mean he’s an evil genius who controls weather?

    Comment by Stick — September 13, 2018 @ 3:11 am

  12. Veeshir, the difference is that unlike Bush and Rove, Trump doesn’t need a machine to move weather around.

    Comment by rickn8or — September 13, 2018 @ 9:21 am

  13. ^ *heheee*
    Just found this:

    Comment by DougM (μολὼν λαβέ) — September 13, 2018 @ 10:08 am

  14. Reminds me of the porch monkey Sunk New Dawn

    You can thank Hurricane Ike for the demise of the New Dawn.

    Comment by Dave — September 13, 2018 @ 8:00 pm

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