December 20, 2012 – 8:09 pm
Some amateur herbalist in CO gets happy on his government-approved grass, gets behind the wheel of his Plymouth Valiant to hit up 7-11 for Doritos and Yoo-Hoo, and plows into a school bus. in the mind of a prog, which actor is responsible for this tragedy: the weed, the car, or the Doritos?
December 13, 2012 – 6:14 am
if i’m the last one to know about this then i blame y’all for not telling me sooner.
December 7, 2012 – 2:17 pm
Kill those fucking Yankees who have been torturing Iraqi captives Kill those fucking Yankees who ordered them to torture Kill their daughters, mothers, daughters-in-law and fathers Kill them all slowly and painfully …gangnam style! Guess who’s coming to dinner at the White House.
December 7, 2012 – 5:51 am
It’s 29 and 17/39ths. Sheesh.
December 6, 2012 – 6:46 am
Some days you just need someone you can feel comfortable and guilt-free about blaming for every damn thing. Fortunately, we has that.
December 3, 2012 – 7:26 am
The Final Countdown, in glorious Blu-Ray. Tomcats vs. Zeroes never looked so crisp. Seen any good movies lately?
November 30, 2012 – 8:11 am
Hero du jour. The Daily Telegraph reported that Crews blames modern society for the state of younger generations’ current mindset. “[It's] a cancerous cocktail where on the one hand everyone is supposed to be free to do whatever they wish, but on the other we all expect protection from the consequences of our actions,” Crews [...]
November 20, 2012 – 9:50 am
Flying Camera From Animal Rights Group Shot Down at Pigeon Shoot No links for NBC affiliates. Google it if you must. Police are investigating an incident at a Berks County hunting club in which someone on the hunting grounds allegedly targeted a mechanical flying object rather than a living and breathing one. DRONE RIGHTS ACTIVISTS [...]
November 19, 2012 – 3:27 pm
No nudes is good nudes? San Francisco may be getting ready to shed its image as a city where anything goes, including clothing. Well now I’m just confused. Shouldn’t the crazy-left be swinging (no pun intended) even CRAZIER left? Supervisor Scott Wiener’s …huuhuhuhh…huhuhuhuhuh… …proposal would make it illegal for a person over the age of [...]
November 18, 2012 – 9:33 am
The local wildlife simply will not be removed from the kitchen without the aid of military-grade explosives.
November 17, 2012 – 10:54 am
Bacon Jam. Ingredients 3 pounds bacon 4 large yellow onions, peeled and thinly sliced 8 cloves garlic, smashed with the flat side of a knife or a pan and peeled 1 cup cider vinegar 1 cup packed light-brown sugar 1/2 cup pure maple syrup 1 1/2 cups very strong brewed black coffee 1 teaspoon freshly [...]
November 16, 2012 – 2:47 pm
Well, let’s say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of debt in the national budget. Based on this morning’s sample, it would be a Twinkie… thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.
November 16, 2012 – 6:23 am
Hostess, maker of Twinkies, Wonder Bread, and other stuff, is going out of business because they can’t afford to give their workers’ union handjobs. image unrelated, it just came up in a GIS for “ding dongs”. other stuff did too but this is a family blog. “We deeply regret the necessity of today’s decision, but [...]
November 15, 2012 – 9:34 pm
Because by 2016 half the country will collectively recognize how damn stupid it is, drive the far left into the remote north to be polar bear food, and reinvigorate the long-dead film industry by lionizing the steadfast heroes who made it through the dark ages with skill, dashing good looks, and plucky determination, your life [...]
November 15, 2012 – 4:00 pm
I mean, ever since O hit the reset button, the ChiComs are our friends and any suggestion to the contrary, well, let’s just say them what thinks like that should get fitted for a white jacket, right? Terceira, however, has one big attraction for Beijing: Air Base No. 4. Better known as Lajes Field, the [...]
November 14, 2012 – 7:14 am
The eminently readable David Thompson shares a window into the psychology of the people currently in line to inherit the remains of a once great nation. I’m sure we can come up with SOMETHING for this poor soul to eat.
November 13, 2012 – 7:36 am
…Saddam Hussein held “elections” in Iraq and magically won 100% of the vote and everyone just rolled their eyes and smiled knowingly because it was so PATENTLY RIDICULOUS? Yeah, me neither.
November 10, 2012 – 6:43 am
Tomorrow is Veterans Day. Normally I’d remember it by flying the flag, visiting the local memorial with the youngest and reminding him what it means. Now, I just don’t know what I should do. Frankly, I’m too ashamed. Those men and women fought to give us an America worth having; and we collectively took their [...]
