Author Archives: apotheosis

the leather-breasted peckerpecker is still their state bird.

No nudes is good nudes? San Francisco may be getting ready to shed its image as a city where anything goes, including clothing. Well now I’m just confused. Shouldn’t the crazy-left be swinging (no pun intended) even CRAZIER left? Supervisor Scott Wiener’s …huuhuhuhh…huhuhuhuhuh… …proposal would make it illegal for a person over the age of [...]

the not-at-all-unforseen downside of cooking three pounds of bacon

The local wildlife simply will not be removed from the kitchen without the aid of military-grade explosives.

and now your weekend health food moment

Bacon Jam. Ingredients 3 pounds bacon 4 large yellow onions, peeled and thinly sliced 8 cloves garlic, smashed with the flat side of a knife or a pan and peeled 1 cup cider vinegar 1 cup packed light-brown sugar 1/2 cup pure maple syrup 1 1/2 cups very strong brewed black coffee 1 teaspoon freshly [...]

and now, a memorial cultural ref

Well, let’s say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of debt in the national budget. Based on this morning’s sample, it would be a Twinkie… thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.

a union of ding dongs

Hostess, maker of Twinkies, Wonder Bread, and other stuff, is going out of business because they can’t afford to give their workers’ union handjobs. image unrelated, it just came up in a GIS for “ding dongs”. other stuff did too but this is a family blog. “We deeply regret the necessity of today’s decision, but [...]

audience participation tiiiiiiiiime

Because by 2016 half the country will collectively recognize how damn stupid it is, drive the far left into the remote north to be polar bear food, and reinvigorate the long-dead film industry by lionizing the steadfast heroes who made it through the dark ages with skill, dashing good looks, and plucky determination, your life [...]

i’m sure this is just a buncha red-baiting paranoia.

I mean, ever since O hit the reset button, the ChiComs are our friends and any suggestion to the contrary, well, let’s just say them what thinks like that should get fitted for a white jacket, right? Terceira, however, has one big attraction for Beijing: Air Base No. 4. Better known as Lajes Field, the [...]

a nut, in a nutshell

The eminently readable David Thompson shares a window into the psychology of the people currently in line to inherit the remains of a once great nation. I’m sure we can come up with SOMETHING for this poor soul to eat.

remember when…

…Saddam Hussein held “elections” in Iraq and magically won 100% of the vote and everyone just rolled their eyes and smiled knowingly because it was so PATENTLY RIDICULOUS? Yeah, me neither.

I don’t know what to do.

Tomorrow is Veterans Day. Normally I’d remember it by flying the flag, visiting the local memorial with the youngest and reminding him what it means. Now, I just don’t know what I should do. Frankly, I’m too ashamed. Those men and women fought to give us an America worth having; and we collectively took their [...]