Author Archives: Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*

Brexit!

or…. Cameron is OUT*! hm… A senior EU leader has confirmed the bloc wants Britain out as soon as possible, warning that David Cameron’s decision to delay the start of Brexit negotiations until his successor is in place may not be fast enough. Out Now! The simple answer to the question as to whether the [...]

Who Ya Really Need?

Crap Busters! Disclaimer: I’m not a big Trumpkin. I hate ‘em both. With H>, ya know what yer gonna get. With Teh Donald, whoinhell knows what he even believes — if anything — or if he’s gonna last til July. Entrepeuner Klown -vs- Bad Grandma. whoopie. But…. IF… Trump: This election will decide whether we [...]

ToDaZeD Teh Crazy Years

f’n rly?!? “We’re going to have everybody eat a bunch of beans,” [Cheri] Honkala explains. “And then we’re going to surround the Democratic National Convention and have a national fart-in.” …on the last night of the convention. … Poor People’s Economic Human Rights Campaigners who lean far to the left… oh criminy Ican’ttakeitanymoooore. House Democrats [...]

Before We Fail to Recognize It

mirror, mirror… I will assume y’all recognize these principles. No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War [...]

ToDaZeD Crazy Years

it’s trying Sen. Chris Murphy [D-Con]… waged a roughly 15-hour filibuster into the early hours Thursday, asserting as he yielded the floor that Republican leaders had committed to hold votes on expanded gun background checks and a ban on gun sales to suspected terrorists. “Suspected” — not tried nor convicted. “terrorists” — a term with [...]

ToDaZeD Teh Crazy Years

here we go Gun Grab? Power Grab? “We have to face the fact that meaningful, responsible gun control has to be part of homeland security as well, given the prospect of homegrown, home born bound extremism in this country,” [Homeland Security Secretary Jehhhhhhhh] Johnson said. “We’ve seen this now with Orlando and San Bernardino. It’s [...]

There Are Wolves In The World.

why would I volunteer to be lunch? Self-hating ghey Moslem decides that the answer to his problems is to shoot other people who he thinks are like him. Therefore… Self-and-everyone-hating Senator[s] decides the only way to stop such craziness is to prevent people from protecting themselves. Sen. Charles E. Schumer of New York led a [...]

Wizzing into Teh Narrative

bandwagon making its second pass WTH is Teh Donald doing?!??!!! Trump has been blasting U.S. District Court Judge Gonzalo Curiel for having an “inherent conflict of interest,” because of his Mexican heritage and Trump’s plan to build a wall along the U.S.-Mexico border. One crack about it? A coupla cracks, even… whatever. But The Tangerine [...]

When Protesters Attack

again: cui bono?

Xenophobics -vs- Xenophiliacs

Cage Match You’ve heard about this? Eighteen women have said they were sexually assaulted at a music festival in Germany. …saying they had been encircled then sexually harassed by a group of men. …three men who have been arrested are asylum seekers from Pakistan Whaddya call that when ya gotta seek asylum from your resident [...]