Author Archives: Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*

Is this the way it’s gonna go?

“Power” of Teh Victim Class™ Lots of money is at stake here: $20,000,000 annually* for Matt The Weasel Lauer Today Show generates over $500 million per year. This must be a Big Deal. “Dear colleagues, on Monday night, we received a detailed complaint from a colleague about inappropriate sexual behavior in the workplace by Matt [...]

Trolls gonna Troll

dummies gonna dumb Cards Against Humanity is still trolling, [They] are buying up acres of land along the U.S.-Mexico border and offering a small share of it in a holiday promotion. For just 15 bucks, people will get a piece of the land, and five or six other “America-saving” gifts for taking part in the [...]

Burn Teh Warlock!!!1!!!!

anything worth doing is worth overdoing or not… Yoga pants and Uggs — OUT Sexual Herassment Claims — Teh Noo Hawtness Should a thing like this really be such a trend it even has it’s own, self-revelatory hashtag: #MeeeeeeToooooooo? It’s like if you haven’t claimed somebody grabbed or groped you — or at least showed [...]

just sayin…

ToDaZeD CA *facepalm*

sneak-thief edition Happy November! As much of the state is still smoldering from the Big Fire Month, Our Betters™, the Thieves ‘n’ Hos in the Legislature have added a slow-increase state tax to our gas. Starting at 12¢ per gallon, it will rise to 20¢ per over three years. US gas tax: 18.4¢ per gallon. [...]


let’s mess with some heads Costume suggestions? Go as a White Male — ie Sexual Predator, cuz that’s what y’all are, as we’ve been told all week. carry a potted ficus. Might be a place for one of those ginormous CostCo salamis… How about a Slutty Confederate General? Slutty Founding Father? We’ve been told that [...]

“Defiance” of Teh Stupid

Mockery is a Most Potent Weapon Tho the term “defiance” is, to my mind, a tad too strong. I prefer “giving Teh Stupid what it has earned.” So now, more than ever, it’s vital that we respond to their whining with the polite suggestion that they pound sand or eat rocks. Let’s unleash the power [...]

It’s Metastasized

“We have to do something!!! This is something! We’ll do this!!” In just a few short weeks, on November 8, thousands of Americans in at least nine cities will take to the streets to “scream helplessly at the sky.” Because Trump. Srsly, I can see their point. I had a similar feeeeling during the Obobo [...]

ToDaZeD CA *facepalm*

*facepalm* I have met so many truly thoughtful and insightful people these past coupla weeks. [moar on that anon] None of ‘em buy the bullshitte spewed by the Proglodytes. Responses range from *eyeroll* to outright anger at Teh Stupid. I have hope. And please do not believe all Californians are like this: This Brand of [...]

ToDaZeD CA/Cultural Physics *facepalm*

Newton’s third law at work? When a state decides [again] it will no longer follow Fed’l Law: California became the first “sanctuary state” for undocumented immigrants Friday, …also limits cooperation between local police forces and federal authorities in operations to track down undocumented immigrants. …also includes assistance for students and measures to combat abuse of [...]