Author Archives: DougM (speak three names)

70-yo retired USAF LtColonel ’69-’92 (Satellite engineering, test, launch, & operations. Strategic planning.)
Living in south-central North Carolina.
Shootin’ and workin’ on my ’74 TR6, a little gunsmithing, firearms instructing, and entertaining myself posting here at SondraKistan.
Erstwhile single-handed live-aboard sailor/instructor/USCGMaster-50Tons, mounted foxhunter, world traveler, backpacker, book collector, photographer, USCCA corner worker, scuba diver, skier, bicycle tourist, and rescuer of maidens fair. Wise ass.
(What? Oh, right.)
…and pal to my invisible friend, here.

Smurfette, a horse’s ass of a different color

You can argue with ‘er ’till you’re blue in the face Our new poster will look even better on your wall. Get yours today before they run out. — Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) June 19, 2019 (What? Yeah, prob’ly should include a couple’a apologies; but the pun imperative overrode my better judgment, as usual) [...]

Oh, sweetie, no

_____ Story Cultural ref Both picked up by Pookie’s Toons

More “Never interrupt your enemy when he’s making a mistake”

Iran made a very big mistake! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 20, 2019 _____ Picked up by Pookie’s Toons_____ Story Historical ref (fake Iran photo) Title ref: Napoleon


Post deleted. Got snookered by a link to the Babylon Bee… again. (What? Yeah, I knowww I preach “Always follow the links,” but the story was too good to check [yeah, another giveaway], and I was gonna tie it in with Sandy’s “loophole” moment. In my defense, the BB’s satirical world is way more realistic [...]

That’s just in the movies, Joe

_____ Story Historical ref I’ll just slide Swalwell in here, too, if I may _____ Story Okay, as long as I’m at it, one more _____ Picked up by Pookie’s Toons

time to order more popcorn

jlw comment_____ All three picked up by Pookie’s Toons

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake*

_____ Story * Napoleon

Happy Fathers Day…

…but, first, you must be a father, i.e. not an abortion fanatic_____ Story

Nothing to see, especially if you don’t look

(What? Well, mixed metaphors are the entertainingest kind) _____ Story Cultural ref-1 (hold on) Cultural ref-2 (glitches) Cultural ref-3 (move along) Picked up by Pookie’s Toons Bongino

thoughts from the iHammock

_____ Story (Hong Kong) Story (impeach protests) Vids (oh, yeah, y’gotta but set your drinks down) Picked up by Pookie’s Toons