Author Archives: Fawkes News

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Happy Dirt Day!

As is par for the course with Those Who Know What’s Best For Us™, when one tactic doesn’t work to convince people to buy in to their vision of Egalitarian Utopia, come up with another narrative. This particular incarnation is Earth Day, a made-up holiday commemorating Our Beloved Planet™. For surely if we do not [...]

Quote O Teh Day

“I like taking guns away early,” Trump said. “Take the guns first, go through due process second.“

Todaze Boring Grown Up Talking

Most of all, President Trump gave us one really fantastic thing: Hillary Clinton is not and will never be President of the United States.

P’Kew! P’Kew!

A student biting a pop tart into a gun shape is a national horror. A teacher doing this is A-OK*. *OK, she’s been placed on “administrative leave.” But Geez.

Todaze Prog Terror

Personally, I’m more partial to the Fifth of November… but here’s a fun Halloween video I found on InstaFace. From Daily Wire.

Here’s Your Sign

Uhmerica’s Colidge Profesurs shud bee prowd. Capitalism on InstaFace

Ladies and Gentlemen, YOUR President of the United States

The following was posted by the President of the United States from The Official Presidential Twitter Site™. I’m so glad Mister President can find such entertaining diversions. It’s not like he has anything more important to do.

Todaze Boring Grown-Ups Talking

Here we have The Atlantic interviewing some illegal Canadian immigrant servant of the Bush family married to the leader of the Illuminati and whose father killed JFK. It’s really boring, so whatever you do, don’t watch it.

Todaze Smoking Gun

(* Image purloined from Teh Interwebz)

Make Euthanasia Great Again

When bioethicist and oncologist Ezekiel Emanuel met with President Donald Trump at the White House on Monday, the session revealed publicly what has been happening privately for months: A trusted ally of former President Barack Obama and chief architect of (OBAMACARE) is trying to help steer how Republicans take it apart. Monday’s meeting was Emanuel’s [...]