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Todaze Prog Terror

Personally, I’m more partial to the Fifth of November… but here’s a fun Halloween video I found on InstaFace. From Daily Wire.

Here’s Your Sign

Uhmerica’s Colidge Profesurs shud bee prowd. Capitalism on InstaFace

Ladies and Gentlemen, YOUR President of the United States

The following was posted by the President of the United States from The Official Presidential Twitter Site™. I’m so glad Mister President can find such entertaining diversions. It’s not like he has anything more important to do.

Todaze Boring Grown-Ups Talking

Here we have The Atlantic interviewing some illegal Canadian immigrant servant of the Bush family married to the leader of the Illuminati and whose father killed JFK. It’s really boring, so whatever you do, don’t watch it.

Todaze Smoking Gun

(* Image purloined from Teh Interwebz)

Make Euthanasia Great Again

When bioethicist and oncologist Ezekiel Emanuel met with President Donald Trump at the White House on Monday, the session revealed publicly what has been happening privately for months: A trusted ally of former President Barack Obama and chief architect of (OBAMACARE) is trying to help steer how Republicans take it apart. Monday’s meeting was Emanuel’s [...]

Trump Nazis Must Die

Adam Pally, an actor I never heard of, apparently the star of yet another time travel TV series I never heard of, knows what he would do if he could go back in time for real: TMZ: … Instead of asking what time period do you want to go to, if you could go back [...]

Todaze Smoking Gun

From the President’s Weekly Intelligence Briefing: PennyC

Dutch Masters

There are only two things I can’t stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the Dutch! The small country of The Netherlands has always had a knack for staying on the good side of the United States. Here, the Dutch make their pitch to ingratiate themselves to the new [...]

MikeMikeMike!!!!!

Guess what day it is! GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!!!!!! TRUMP DAY!!!!!!!!!! The long national nightmare is over. The long national practical joke begins. Cultural Ref