Author Archives: SondraK, Queen of SondraKistan

ACTING! like a meme

pic.twitter.com/Ubj7wqRDIp — XBradTC, HSD (@xbradtc) February 21, 2019

nevertheless, he persisted

someone needs a nice warm pussy hat! Dearest Mother, The cold has grown more than we can bear. Though only 2 blocks into my journey, it feels like a fortnight. Old Sam succumbed this morning, and I fear I am soon to follow. If this letter is to be my last, tell my staff Grande [...]

it’s up to you New York!

Check out the sign in Times Sq.! ⁦Thanks to @JobCreatorsUSA⁩! pic.twitter.com/iIN0DTo8r2 — Laura Ingraham (@IngrahamAngle) February 20, 2019 Roscoe

today’s train wreck

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee …Tuesday, the U.S. Department of Transportation’s Federal Railroad Administration (FRA) sent a letter to the California High-Speed Rail Authority, informing it that it was terminating its agreement with the state and therefore would refuse to provide the state with $928,620,000 allocated to the high-speed rail project… previously… California has been forced to cancel the [...]

Jussie desserts

This is CNN, not The Onion* CNN producers were reportedly impressed throughout the ongoing saga of Smollett’s apparent hoax attack on himself. They realized early on the facts didn’t add up but were fascinated with how well the actor kept the narrative going. An HR rep quickly reached out to Smollett to see if he’d [...]

you know you’re a racist bigot when…

half of my family’s from Jamaica. Are you kidding me? Professor Donald Harris Kamala Harris’ Jamaican father, has vigorously dissociated himself from statements made on the New York Breakfast Club radio show earlier this week attributing her support for smoking marijuana to her Jamaican heritage. Professor Harris has issued a statement to jamaicaglobalonline.com in which [...]

you know you’re a Nigerian Redneck

hold my rope!

happy Valentine’s Day

Hilarious from @realDailyWire pic.twitter.com/BBUkwRmgOa — Noah Pollak (@NoahPollak) February 14, 2019

two minute face crime

“..to wear an improper expression on your face (to look incredulous when a victory was announced, for example) was itself a punishable offense. There was even a word for it in Newspeak: Facecrime, it was called.”

best country song ever