Author Archives: SondraK, Queen of SondraKistan

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salute to today’s EPIC wedgie

today’s Lympians

Around the World in 80 Flushes Mon, 08/28/2017 – 12:26pm — WET Science Center Event: Sat, 12/09/2017 – 10:00am – 4:00pm The average person spends nearly 100 days on the toilet over their lifetime, but that doesn’t look the same everywhere you go. Come in for a 2 pm presentation about different toilets around the [...]

Angels sent by God to save the government! *


there’s a word for this sometimes

I’m introducing an amendment to prohibit payment of @SecretService funds to Trump businesses… previously… …Biden became the Secret Service landlord through what apparently amounts to a no-bid contract, making him technically a federal contractor/vendor…

believing there is good in the world

These people are waiting in line TO VOLUNTEER…


today’s audience participation

Met a young Hispanic boy while riding Metro. Saw my press credentials and asked me… I am a young Hispanic boy. While riding the Metro, a weird creep sat down next to me and asked “do you want to see my press credentials?” Go read the reply tweets and comments, there’s just not enough room [...]

ur hoisted on ur own wedgie

today’s wedgie

Lawrence Police: I’m sorry Blake, this is awkward, but that’s not a police car. You vaped in front of a water service vehicle. previously… Protesters in Atlanta Vandalize ‘Peace Monument’ After Mistaking It for Confederate Symbol