Author Archives: The Ugly American

presidentin’ is hard

When you’ve lost The New Yorker… OBAMA DENIES ROLE IN GOVERNMENT President Obama used his weekly radio address on Saturday to reassure the American people that he has “played no role whatsoever” in the U.S. government over the past four years. “Right now, many of you are angry at the government, and no one is [...]

resistance is futile

America’s own Justice League

and finally

PatrickP

whoa

BREAKING NEWS: DHS official transferred to Russian front

The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia sent a written warning about accused Boston Marathon bomber Tamerlan Tsarnaev to the U.S. Department of Homeland Security in 2012, long before pressure-cooker blasts killed three and injured hundreds, according to a senior Saudi government official with direct knowledge of the document. The Saudi warning, the official told MailOnline, was [...]

and finally

little clanker taking his ball and going home

Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. If only. What a little bitch. But what do you expect from a guy who’s outclassed by a fag…

today’s free stuff twofer

Stack o’ Adult DVDs (NoHo) Moved into a new place and found a stack of adult dvds in the closet. Yours if you want them- otherwise to the trash

today’s only in L.A.

PatrickP

and finally

Naki’o was left abandoned at a foreclosed Nebraska home when he was a young and was found alone, frozen into a puddle of icy water in the cellar. When he was eventually discovered, he was taken to an animal rescue center and under their care his paws healed to rounded stumps. Naki’o is the first [...]

last of the red hot libertarians

Via Hot Air… “My comments last night left the mistaken impression that my position on drones had changed. “Let me be clear: it has not. Armed drones should not be used in normal crime situations. They only may only be considered in extraordinary, lethal situations where there is an ongoing, imminent threat. I described that [...]

and finally

Australia—Anzac the kangaroo and Peggy the wombat—each about five months old—snuggle at the Wildabout Wildlife Rescue Centre in Kilmore, Victoria. Both animals’ mothers were killed by cars. Officials hope to return them to the wild eventually. Photograph by Rob Leeson, Newspix/Rex USA

for the person who has everything

mostly cloudy with a chance of showers

If the bombers are right wingers, give them to us & we’ll give them .45 rds in the face. If leftists, the leftists will give them tenure. — Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) April 19, 2013

I’ll have a half double decaffeinated half-caf with a twist of lemon

My new favorite writer… REASONS WHY LOS ANGELES IS THE WORST PLACE EVER I recently moved from London to Los Angeles. Despite the fact that LA is the undisputed worst place in the entire world, I’ve been trying super hard to like it. Mainly because I like being that guy who likes the thing everyone [...]

note to self: never ride the trains in Myanmar

Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown

and finally

PatrickP

and as always in parting we wish you love, peace and sequester

Air Force jets grounded The sequester came home to Wayne County Tuesday as the Air Force announced it would begin standing down a third of its fighter jet fleet, including one of the F-15E Strike Eagle squadrons housed at Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It had been widely speculated for the last several weeks that [...]

as opposed to unevenly

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