Category Archives: Claire

Tea, Alice?

“There is no wine.” ”Then it wasn’t very civil of you to offer it.” As Emperor Bobo Gruber I creates “Law” out of whole cloth, even the Proggie AP is forced *cough* to counter some stated fak-toidz. OBAMA: “It does not grant citizenship, or the right to stay here permanently, or offer the same benefits [...]

Happy “Scorched-Earth Rampage*” Day!

par-tay! Fies-ta!! When a particular kind of person gets a spankin’, they do not react with humility or remorse… Obama’s 8 p.m. ET announcement will come at the start of the second hour of the 15th annual Latin Grammys, which begins at 7 p.m. Thursday on Spanish-language TV network Univision… Univision says it will postpone [...]

ToDaZeD Seasonal PSA

Thank You for your kind attention Every time a Christmas tree is lit before T’giving, an elf shoots a baby reindeer.

Butt we Have to Pass It To See What’s IN It!!!

deep ethical considerations of a Komodo Dragon House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) said Thursday that, not only did Jonathan Gruber not play a significant role in drafting Obamacare, but that she doesn’t even “know who he is.” [ November 2009] PELOSI: “… I don’t know if you have seen Jonathan Gruber of MIT’s analysis [...]

Good Nooz!

…or something Teh Ebola Show is over! Last U.S. Ebola Patient Is Cured: Dr. Craig Spencer to Be Released And HA! to your subway / bowling alley / deli worries. But Wait !!! Coming Sooooooon!!! A virus that infects human brains and makes us more stupid has been discovered …algae virus, never before observed in [...]

ToDaZeD hm…

… Then there’s this… [NB - article written in a precious style with presuppositions that can gag ya] After three years of correlating the reconstructed Neanderthal genome with modern human populations … “The genes for red hair and pale skin didn’t match well enough to show a correlation, but I found a correlation for genes [...]

Noo-Speak Progresses

Make me a sammich, bitch. …and a Dew-i-tos*! Being harassed online [NB this only applies to women and lgbtqqiaapnzrdoetc. you men — screw you cuz you got no feeeelings .] ? Who ya gonna call? WAM!!! The vicious targeting of women who speak up online has reached crisis levels. …starting today, WAM! is running a [...]

ToDaZeD Grubby Little Cartman-commie

”I do what I waaant. whatevah.” Jonathan Gruber, MIT economist, “In January 2010, after news emerged that Gruber was under a $297,000 contract with the Department of Health and Human Services, while at the same time promoting the Obama administration’s health care reform policies…” Called an “architect” of OboboKare. Here, he speaks on “the stupidity [...]

Blowing Sunshine Up Yer Skirt

whoda thunk? Remember the Ivanpah solar electric generating plant? It gave us this! Gloooogle’s noo, penultimate gloooogle-doodle: But uhooooh….. Some sort of …miscalculation occurred. A[n] NRG [”en-er-gee” — geddit? *nudge*nudge*] spokesman blamed the weather, saying the sun didn’t shine as often as years of studies predicted. No sun. In the Mojave desert. hm… The desert [...]

de l’au·dace, en·core de l’au·dace, et tou·jours de l’au·dace

more crust’n a pie factory Rule of Law :: Pants Onna Ground Ferguson protest leaders released a list of “Rules of Engagement” for protests that they expect will arise when the Grand Jury releases its decision on Darren Wilson. “Expect” :: “Will Create” Half of one :: Six dozen of another So they expect to [...]