Category Archives: Claire

ToDaZeD CaliZuela *facepalm*

[another] sticky question edition San FranFreakshow [City and County thereof], famous nationwide for PoopApps [eg; Snap Crap], has decided they must do *something* about their “homeless” population. This is *something* so they did it — along with the County of Los Angeles and the County of San Diego. Eight months after San Francisco authorized a [...]

ToDaZeD CaliZuela *facepalm*

Slippery Slope to Basic Income Edition English Common Law, Locke, The US Constitution, Western Civilization all recognize Natural Rights; rights derived directly from Nature whence they had been implanted by God. The rights to Life, Liberty, and Property. CaliZuela has, in many moar words, announced its belief that Teh State* is the Origin and Source [...]

Happy MLK Day

a day off to do your taxes? Happy the Day that We Honor A Fella who articulated some of the Great Ideas of All Time ["content of their character... a great street sweeper who did his job well."]. Might it be that the day is better spent discussing the idea[s] rather than the person? Worth [...]

ToDaZeD CaliZuela *facepalm*

JunkieTown in Motion Edition Now that PrettyPrettyGavin [K]Newsome has proclaimed upon the land an Executive Order, Calizuela counties and cities are floppin’ around slithering toward the scent of Freeee Moneeeys™ my Precioussss. Here’s an example — one among many — sent by a pal: There is a 2.5 mile bike trail between Santa Rosa and [...]

ToDaZeD CAliZuela *facepunch*

Won’t you take me to Junkie Town!! Weaponized Bum Edition [PrettyPretty]Gov. Gavin Newsom issued an executive order on Wednesday that would fast-track the use of government land near highways, travel trailers and vacant state hospitals to urgently get people off of California’s streets. Here’s how from PrettyPrettyGavin’s “Executive Order N-23-20″ “urgently gets people off of [...]

ToDaZeD Calizuela *facepalm*

Hippo Gnu Ear! “I think that California can serve as a great example for the rest of this country,” Bloomberg told supporters at the opening of his Angeles headquarters. …efforts on climate change, gun control and criminal justice reform sets a benchmark [penalty for theft under $1,000 is a misdemeanor *citation*, legal] …Yes, there [...]

ToDaZeD Calizuela *facepalm*

Now in Idaho! The 9th Circus Court has declared that it is hunkey dory, fine and dandy, and completely okie dokie for junkies, bums, and the mentally ill to create tent cities with drug sales and prostitution on city streets, bike paths, and parks. Last September, the U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that [...]

ToDaZeD Year-End Ohferfuxake™

“How dare you??!?!!!!!!!!” TIME [that's a website that used to be printed on slickery paper, kids] has announced its annual Man Person Anthro Biped of The Year !!!!!!! “We will never forgive you!!!!!!!” For taking you out of your home, parading you around the world, poking you with the pointy sticks of Fake Fakts that [...]

Question of Teh Dae

so, Porggiez…. If you can’t trust people with Freedom, how do you trust them with Power?

Word of Teh Day!

credulous Baltimore Mayor Bernard “Jack” Young has a WARNING!!! for us: “We’re getting reports of somebody in a white van trying to snatch up young girls for human trafficking and for selling body parts, I’m told,” … And who told you, Mr Mayor? It’s “all over Facebook,” Apparently the vans are filled with killer clowns [...]