Category Archives: Claire

ToDaZeD CA *PalmToTheFace*

preach it, sister In the local feed store lot:

here’s A Thing…

Summah Tiiiiime Summer Movies. Fun, right? Well, not so much since moviemakers lost the ability to originate new ideas, like the other movies due this September, Rambo: Last Blood & Joker. again. This Summer Movie is a kind of Hunger Games / Deliverance / The Purge sort of thing. Oh wait… Is this the movie [...]

ToDaZeD Quote of Teh Day

Claire Cowflower, me & mine “By all means, don’t talk to cops, if there are cops there, for. any. reason. at. all, riiight? Oh, and if you see someone talking to cops, let the marshals know.” –0:45 *Jazz Hands* “This is what Building Power looks like.” Human Nature Deniers [...who will any minute now get [...]

ToDaZeD Quote

& response The special report on climate and land by the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) describes plant-based diets as a major opportunity for mitigating and adapting to climate change ― and includes a policy recommendation to reduce meat consumption. …“We don’t want to tell people what to eat,” … “But it would indeed [...]

ToDaZeD Quotes

From the mouths of boobs… Obama’s Facebook Page 8/5/19: … But just as important, all of us have to send a clarion call and behave with the values of tolerance and diversity that should be the hallmark of our democracy. We should soundly reject language coming out of the mouths of any of our leaders [...]

ToDaZeD Quote o’ Teh Day

Squaaaad!!! “Once you have a group that is marginalized … once someone doesn’t have access to clean water, they have no choice but to riot,” “I’m not even talking about Palestinians. I’m talking about communities in poverty in the United States; I’m talking about Latin America; I’m talking about all over the world.” No. Choice. [...]

ToDaZeD Quote

o’ T D Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) : “I’ve met people who have come here from behind the Iron Curtain. They got away from communism, they’re some of the best Americans we have, because they really appreciate how great our country is, and then I hear Representative Omar say America is a terrible place.” “Well, [...]

ToDaZeD “doh!”

hey – it was before coffee… Paris – Hottest Evar 108° [row of screamers] my early am ‘thot’ process: yikes. poor people. I hate it, cityfolk must be double hatin’ it. oh — really tough luck – no AC because VAT. No fans, even, because VAT. wait… “evar”? *click*click*clicketyclick* Didja know that the thermometer was [...]

ToDaZeD in Congress

let’s baffle an elderly man on live tv Tom McClintock (Rad CA), after describing many of the omissions and ineptitudes, described the Mueller Report thus: “You put it in a paper sack, lit it on fire, dropped it on the our porch, rang the doorbell, and ran.” “I take your question.”

ToDaZeD CA *facepalm*

sneaking up on watermelons edition …County Fair has eliminated the pig scramble from Farmers Day due to rising public concern and protests over animal welfare… … youngsters chased and tried to capture piglets weighing 40 to 60 pounds … Anybody ever participate in a greased pig catch? A 50lb pig is a worthy opponent. Grease [...]