“How dare you??!?!!!!!!!!” TIME [that's a website that used to be printed on slickery paper, kids] has announced its annual Man Person Anthro Biped of The Year !!!!!!! “We will never forgive you!!!!!!!” For taking you out of your home, parading you around the world, poking you with the pointy sticks of Fake Fakts that [...]
so, Porggiez…. If you can’t trust people with Freedom, how do you trust them with Power?
credulous Baltimore Mayor Bernard “Jack” Young has a WARNING!!! for us: “We’re getting reports of somebody in a white van trying to snatch up young girls for human trafficking and for selling body parts, I’m told,” … And who told you, Mr Mayor? It’s “all over Facebook,” Apparently the vans are filled with killer clowns [...]
a “Right”? IDNTTWMWYTIM The first part of the article is a long, droning yet hysterical argument in favor of Calizuela’s JunkieBum Problem being a “housing crisis.” As though those for whom the rent is too damn high are nailed to the ground and could not possibly move to somewhere more reasonable. Because Reason = White [...]
Look What’s Leaping Out of Joe’s Birthday Cake on the occasion of your 77th birthday… Here’s a coupla things. Lord of the Fleas KYIV. Nov 20 (Interfax-Ukraine) – Ukrainian members of parliament have demanded the presidents of Ukraine and the United States, Volodymyr Zelensky and Donald Trump, investigate suspicions of the legalization of $7.4 billion [...]
77 !!!!!!! Seventy Seven years Young!! Seeking the over/under on: — Will they mention it at the De-bate tonight? — Who will do it? — Will there be cake? — [side bets: Candles? Firemen?] — Paper hats? — Horns? — Ice cream?
Barn Door ‘a Slammin’ Edition Well, Calizuela subjects peons fodder are having one last [hahahhaaa] celebratory period of Utility-Imposed Darkness this year. Because the undermined infrastructure cannot handle a 35mph wind on the ridges. In 2019. Do NOT mention the predicted high winds for next Monday night. From the Bay Area up the coast, round [...]
where Felonies are Fine! depending on who you are Remember little Yvette Felarca? Five-foot-nuthin’, middle aged, Jr-Hi-skool ‘teacher’ and BAMN leader who walked up and started punching on a 25-ish year old male, political protester. [video of the incident at end of article] Little Yvette was arrested for felony assault; reasonable as she started some [...]
Just a Simple Tootsie from Teh Country™ Edition Who knew Teh Elites™ were so …elitist??!? oh, yea. everyone. Here’s one: “I unironically embrace the bashing of rural Americans. they,[sic] as a group, are bad people who have made bad life decisions. …Some, I assume, are good people. But this nostalgia for some imagined pastoral way [...]
