Category Archives: Comforting Assurances

Not Just Me™

fuzzy-blanket math Hey — didja all cut a foot off the top of your blankets and sew it onto the bottom last nite? Are your feet warmer? In the U.S., Daylight Saving Time – or “fast time”, as it was called then – was first introduced in 1918 when President Woodrow Wilson [Proggie and raaaacist] [...]

Yanno that time I went to DC and slapped every liar across the moosh?

oh, wait… I Misspoke Yeah… I never did that. That was the weekend I surfed in the Mavericks. oh, wait… I Misspoke: I was actually dipping live lava from Kilimanjaro. I make jewelry with it donchanooo. No, erm… I Misspoke. I was actually watching gang members chase Brian Williams thru the New Orleans Ritz-Carleton. [Poor [...]

eschatological humour

The Final Shiitestorm I’m fond of pointing out that the Left took over the American Protestant movement in the 19th century and has followed their rhythms ever since. The Great Awakenings are now Progressive Awakenings. It’s not an accident that Jon Stewart got famous in the early 1990’s, when this Progressive Awakening began. Similarly, it [...]

erm…

look! the totally expected! Yanno that story wandering around today about the 1% of the world owning more than all. the. rest. of. the. everyone. in. the. world?* S Weasel found that the story was ‘based on’ this press release… like, verbatim… From Oxfam? and their global “Even It Up” Campaign? what does that even [...]

BuhBye BabblingBabz

”Don’t call me Gone” “Some people are old at 40 and some people are young at 80,” [Barbara ”Don’t Call Me Ma’m*”] Boxer [74] said. “I feel as young as I did when I got elected.” But she said she wants to return to California and continue her political work through her political action committee. [...]

Kickin’ It Up a Notch

#ThisAin’tGoinAway Lookie what was hanging on the Bezerekeley Campus Sat am: Yep. That’s a hung Black Man. Hung from the UC Berkeley campus gates. A cardboard cutout. Of a photograph. A real photograph. With some print additions: “#ICan’tBreath[e]” hard to see the ‘e’ and his name and date of death [appears to be 1909 — [...]

Slurs all over the floor…

that happens when ya go all helter skelter [Nation of Islam leader Louis] Farrakhan [81] told a crowd at Morgan State University in Baltimore. [on November 22, 2014] “The young – they are God’s children and they are not going down being peaceful. Watch now, because once it starts, it’s on… You may not want [...]

Happy “Scorched-Earth Rampage*” Day!

par-tay! Fies-ta!! When a particular kind of person gets a spankin’, they do not react with humility or remorse… Obama’s 8 p.m. ET announcement will come at the start of the second hour of the 15th annual Latin Grammys, which begins at 7 p.m. Thursday on Spanish-language TV network Univision… Univision says it will postpone [...]

Blowing Sunshine Up Yer Skirt

whoda thunk? Remember the Ivanpah solar electric generating plant? It gave us this! Gloooogle’s noo, penultimate gloooogle-doodle: But uhooooh….. Some sort of …miscalculation occurred. A[n] NRG [”en-er-gee” — geddit? *nudge*nudge*] spokesman blamed the weather, saying the sun didn’t shine as often as years of studies predicted. No sun. In the Mojave desert. hm… The desert [...]

rly?

….. … ….. Still, as president, I have a unique responsibility to try and make this town work. So, to everyone who voted, I want you to know that I hear you. To the two-thirds of voters who chose not to participate in the process yesterday, I hear you, too. What does this even mean? [...]