Category Archives: Creeping Incrementalism

US’re Payin’ for What, now?

Injury + insult IRS Commissioner John Koskinen said Tuesday that service at his agency has gotten so bad that they are ignoring more than 60 percent of taxpayers’ phone calls during this tax season. But what kinda moron would bother calling anyway? The IRS will be the first to tell you that the information provided [...]

…First Seize the Language

nanny and Reality Here’s a permission slip related to a ‘science’ experiment about tectonic plates. …using *horrors* an Oreo. yanno, that pair of wafer cookies with the sugared Crisco filling? Sounds like the kind of thing the kewl teacher would do in 3rd grade — now it’s probably Senior Thesis level. aaaaanyway, nowadaze, parents need [...]

*NOT* The Onion

WASoF At Brown University, a student group organized a debate about campus sexual assault. When Kathy Byron, a member of its Sexual Assault Task Force, heard that one debater might “ criticize the term ‘rape culture,’” Mzzzz Byron pannikkked that the idea of challenging another idea “could serve to invalidate people’s experiences,” or be “damaging.” [...]

Quit leaning at me

and back off Starbucks said the phase of the campaign that involved messages on drink cups was always scheduled to end Sunday. We have always been at war with Eurasia. Tuesday, March 17, 2015, 3:34 AM Starting on Monday, Starbucks baristas are being asked to write “Race Together” on coffee cups they hand to customers, [...]

Not Just Me™

fuzzy-blanket math Hey — didja all cut a foot off the top of your blankets and sew it onto the bottom last nite? Are your feet warmer? In the U.S., Daylight Saving Time – or “fast time”, as it was called then – was first introduced in 1918 when President Woodrow Wilson [Proggie and raaaacist] [...]

Unserious People

”here, let Meeeeee edge-u-kate You” moar here “No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by getting them to do something more positive with their life by creating Good Governance™ in the other poor dumb bastard’s country!” — Marie Har-d-har-harf vid here

Preference Cascade?

like dominoes I’ve been trying a little experiment. About a year ago our county — buncha hippie-loving grifters in charge — passed a No Shopping Bag law. No store owner is allowed by Law to give a bag to someone who purchases anything in their store. They must *sell* a paper bag for 10 cents. [...]

PC OD

urrr “Albums still matter. Albums, like books and black lives, still matter.” — The Artist formerly known as The Artist formerly known as Prince now known as Prince Equally Smart™, Obobo, Emperor of Trooth, gave this little recorded message: OR *clicky*clicky* Which included the oft disproven and completely silly-bogus tropes that “1 in 5 American [...]

ToDaZeD Phrase of The Day!

Noo Speak Setting: University of Michigan, Ann Arbor. Tuition: in-state tuition and fees — $13,977; out-of-state tuition and fees — $41,811 Here is the list of words that [so far] your precious darling will be “asked to sign a pledge” not to say. “crazy,” “insane,” “retarded,” “gay,” “tranny,” “gypped,” “illegal alien,” “fag,” “ghetto,” “ratchet*” and [...]

Pick a side!

ANY side! Our new AG, Loretta Lynn LynchRaaaacist!!1!, seems to be unsure about whose side she’s on: Well, Senator, I believe that the right and the obligation to work is one that’s shared by everyone in this country regardless of how they came here. And certainly, if someone here, regardless of status, I would prefer [...]