Category Archives: Claire

ToDaZeD Conspiracy Theory Competition of Teh Crisis

collect your favorites! In These Difficult Times™ when people are bored [those who don't have a business, payroll, or other economic concern] their thoughts turn to … what else? Conspiracy Theory. [The human mind -- unfocused, unoccupied -- becomes a fearsome thing.] Woody Harrelson recently posted a report “about the negative effects of 5G” and [...]

ToDaZeD Word[s] of Teh Day

oh, Teh Iron Part A *Baizuo is a derogatory Chinese neologism and political epithet used to refer to Western left-wing ideologies primarily espoused by white people. … related to the term shèngmǔ, a sarcastic reference to those whose political opinions are perceived as being guided by emotions or a hypocritical show of selflessness and empathy. [...]

ToDaZeD WetBat™ WTF

c’mooooon Apparently one of he side effects of this virus is to make people behave like a-holes. “What the World Health Organization [WHO] and the CDC [The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention] have reaffirmed in the last few days is that they do not recommend the general public wear masks.” I wonder why they [...]

ToDaZeD CaliZuela Quarantine ohwhatdahell

*cough* It’s Saturday night. Party down.

ToDaZeD CaliZuela *facepalm*

beholden March 26, 2020 — Nancy Patricia D’Alesandro Pelosi’s 80th Birthday. Net worth $120 Million. I wonder who will attend her party. Here’s someone who’ll attend — with bells on! William Newsom, [Gov. PrettyPretty] Gavin’s grandfather, helped Pat Brown [father of Jerry Moonbeam] win the 1943 race for San Francisco district attorney. In 1960, Governor [...]

wait… whaaa?

When the Pooh hits the fan I attempted to track this back to “Xinhua, the state-run media agency that’s largely considered the mouthpiece of the party”. Surprisingly, they ‘have no record’ of any such piece. How often has this been discussed on the nooz or the “blabla” shows? I tripped over it by accident and [...]

ToDaZeD CaliZuela *facepalm*

I’d rather “do” isolation Dija hear? The whole of CaliZuela is on SIP. [aka "shelter in place" as if there were a tornado a'comin. Doesn't mean ya gotta stay in your tub with the kids and a mattress over top. ...just yet.] [PrettyPrettyGavin Newsom:] “We have the ability to do martial law … if we [...]

ToDaZeD Commie *facepalm*

one thing is just exactly like the other The WooHan/ChiCom Flu: Started just a sneeze away from a bioweapon research lab. Inspired the ChiCom “HealthCare” System to weld people into their homes/apartment buildings to die or starve. Accuses US of a] starting the virus, 2] being Raaaacist to notice that it came from WooHan, China. [...]

ToDaZeD CaliZuela *facepalm*

Kung Flu Edition *runs in circles hollering* COVID-19: Approximately 102,472 cases worldwide; 340 cases in the U.S. as of Mar. 7, 2020. Flu: Estimated 1 billion cases worldwide; 9.3 million to 45 million cases in the U.S. per year. That’s known cases in the US; this virus effects some [many?] people with mild sniffles which [...]

ToDaZeD CaliZuela …and beyond

Emergency Horn Edition Stop touching your face!!!! It’s an emergency!!!!! Touch your eye — You will die!!! And quit buying masks! a] they don’t do any good and b] we need them for health care professionals. *head*desk*head*desk*head*desk* …wait…. whaaa?? *head*wall*head*wall*head*wall*head*wall*