Category Archives: Self-Righteous NinnyNannys

Yanno that time I went to DC and slapped every liar across the moosh?

oh, wait… I Misspoke Yeah… I never did that. That was the weekend I surfed in the Mavericks. oh, wait… I Misspoke: I was actually dipping live lava from Kilimanjaro. I make jewelry with it donchanooo. No, erm… I Misspoke. I was actually watching gang members chase Brian Williams thru the New Orleans Ritz-Carleton. [Poor [...]

Toooolerance and Diveeeersity

always trumped by Ignorance and Bigotry Smack dab the middle of California agricultural country is a University widely known for its agricultural sciences and its veterinary school. [we took a dog there once, met the World’s Expert on doggie-hide [Frentch fella] and got a diagnosis that no one else could come up with that saved [...]

We have a Winnah!

Political Gutter Award of Teh Week Mississippi: Sen. Thad Cochran and challenger Chris McDaniel The Cochran campaign is hitting McDaniel on things he said as a conservative talk radio host a decade ago, where he ridiculed a woman running for governor for using her “boobies” to get elected, and made reference to beautiful Mexican women, [...]

“ #TBT! ”

What difference at this point does it make??!?! “Dude, this was like two years ago.” [NB - the vid is priceless]

Speaking of *Privileged* Communications

#ComfortingAssurances Oh my. Lookie here what Judicial Watch found: email FROM: then-White House Deputy Strategic Communications Adviser Ben Rhodes and other Obama administration public relations officials sent on Friday, September 14, 2012, at 8:09 p.m TO: White House Press Secretary Jay Carney, Deputy Press Secretary Joshua Earnest, then-White House Communications Director Dan Pfeiffer, then-White House [...]

Self-Righteousness FAIL

u r doing it worng CA is having a drought. It happens rather regularly. But for the poor planning on the part of .gov officials in FAILing to create enough water storage to tide over the breadbasket of the world and the damncities no one would even notice. But, well… yanno. A $1,000 reward is [...]

ToDaZeD CA *facepalm*

California farmers ban together to fight nut rustlers yeah. This harvest season in the Central Valley, thieves cut through a fence and hauled off $400,000 in walnuts. Another $100,000 in almonds was stolen by a driver with a fake license. And $100,000 in pistachios was taken by a big rig driver who left a farm [...]

The Majyk Six Weeks

this time fer shure!! Despite this: Due to Congress’s failure to pass legislation to fund the government, the information on this web site may not be up to date. Some submissions may not be processed, and we may not be able to respond to your inquiries. This: Office of the Press Secretary For Immediate Release [...]

ToDaZeD Raaaacist Privileged Class Post

…if it were Boooosh A clown wearing a President Obama mask appeared at a Missouri State Fair rodeo this weekend and the announcer asked the enthusiastic spectators if they wanted to see “Obama run down by a bull.” …”everybody screamed” and “just went wild” as the announcer talked about having the bull run down the [...]

ToDaZeD Raaaacist Post

Is it solipsistic in here or is it Just Me™? These questions come from a Louisiana voter literacy test [scroll down for full test][original here: PDF] from 1964 and *to me* it’s a simple “can you follow directions” test. I remember this kind of thing from grade skool. Honest question: Is this hard? Sample: “Write [...]