Category Archives: Self-Righteous NinnyNannys

Self-Righteousness FAIL

u r doing it worng CA is having a drought. It happens rather regularly. But for the poor planning on the part of .gov officials in FAILing to create enough water storage to tide over the breadbasket of the world and the damncities no one would even notice. But, well… yanno. A $1,000 reward is [...]

ToDaZeD CA *facepalm*

California farmers ban together to fight nut rustlers yeah. This harvest season in the Central Valley, thieves cut through a fence and hauled off $400,000 in walnuts. Another $100,000 in almonds was stolen by a driver with a fake license. And $100,000 in pistachios was taken by a big rig driver who left a farm [...]

The Majyk Six Weeks

this time fer shure!! Despite this: Due to Congress’s failure to pass legislation to fund the government, the information on this web site may not be up to date. Some submissions may not be processed, and we may not be able to respond to your inquiries. This: Office of the Press Secretary For Immediate Release [...]

ToDaZeD Raaaacist Privileged Class Post

…if it were Boooosh A clown wearing a President Obama mask appeared at a Missouri State Fair rodeo this weekend and the announcer asked the enthusiastic spectators if they wanted to see “Obama run down by a bull.” …”everybody screamed” and “just went wild” as the announcer talked about having the bull run down the [...]

ToDaZeD Raaaacist Post

Is it solipsistic in here or is it Just Me™? These questions come from a Louisiana voter literacy test [scroll down for full test][original here: PDF] from 1964 and *to me* it’s a simple “can you follow directions” test. I remember this kind of thing from grade skool. Honest question: Is this hard? Sample: “Write [...]

ToDaZeD Dots

purple crayon :: white wall :: go! “The only way to beat a bully is to fight back.” Rly? Ya mean not run crying to your teacher ‘or other authority figure’? Not hold an ‘awareness raising and seeeensitivity group’? Ya mean just look him dead in the eye and call him on his crap? Well, [...]

Severe Wx Ahead

amidst a blizzard of Severe Stupid After the devastating Moore EF-5 tornado NOAA finally succumbed to political (principally Rep. Frank Wolf) and public pressure to cancel its planned four-day furlough of employees to make up for sequester cuts. So where’s the “mandated” funding cut gonna occur? …the proposed cuts would drain the last 2013 funds [...]

Sunday Morning Read

Cleaning off the desk… I do a lot of *clicky*clicky* and save-to-read, then getting interrupted and wandering off. Then I find it later and have no idea whence it came. So I owe *someone* a . Consider this idea: It is an interesting and somewhat macabre parlor game to play at a large gathering of [...]

ToDaZeD Teh Iron

it burnzzzz Tweet: Robert Griffin III @RGIII In a land of freedom we are held hostage by the tyranny of political correctness 1:41 PM – 30 Apr 2013 12,936 RETWEETS 5,024 FAVORITES REtweet: Aaron Nagler @Aaron_Nagler Oh shut up. RT @RGIII In a land of freedom, we are held hostage by the tyranny of political [...]

YOUR Gobt

working for …someone The Environmental Protection Agency acknowledged Tuesday that it released personal information on potentially thousands of farmers and ranchers to environmental groups… information included individual names, email addresses, phone numbers and personal addresses. Though the EPA has already sent out the documents, the agency now says it has since redacted sensitive details and [...]

Getcher Race Special Beliefs Card Right Here!

one for everyone! Here’s how it is in Jolly Ol’… The Equality and Human Rights Commission (EHRC) warns employers that they risk ‘potentially costly legal action’ unless they allow staff to follow their ‘religion or belief rights’ in the workplace. Belief rights, eh? This could include giving believers time off to go on pilgrimages, such [...]

OMG: this is actually A Thing

a nation of veal calves Microaggressions.

ohfercrapsake

here we go again Today:

ToDaZe hm…

“There oughta be a LAW!!!” …or something In the United States, there are no laws against cannibalism per se… “I’ve got to defend my children, and yours, and do what’s right to save lives,” [Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg] said. … “arbitrary and capricious,” … unworkable and unenforceable, with confusing loopholes and voluminous exemptions. …has anyone [...]

How’s this for Teh Narrative?

“In Stock & Ready to Ship” Police department buyback programs are one way to get illegal guns off the streets. Sales of these bracelets are raising funds for buyback programs in Newark, New Jersey, and someday in other cities as well. Steel bracelets are made from guns seized by the Newark Police; brass bracelets are [...]

ToDaZeD Wonderment

*blink*blinkblink* Spoken in Congress: We are at the bone almost. And sequester that is across-the-board cuts will literally destroy us and put us in a recession. I don’t want to hear the fact that the president is divisive. The President is leading and he has led well. The American people are listening. When are our [...]

ToDaZeD Prog Definitions

“I smell mustard….” Jerry Brown, Gov of CA [pictured above] gave the State of Teh State address yesterday. How we doin’, Uncle Jer? We have promises to keep. And the most important is the one we made to the voters if Proposition 30 passed: that we would guard jealously the money temporarily made available. This [...]

A Bounty Hit on Truth

crazed junkies run amok Bob Costas, being too small to actually carry his own opinions, used the Royal We to “quote or paraphrase” some other fella about the crazed murder/suicide of that football player: [Costas, doubling down on the quote marks: ] “But here,” wrote Jason Whitlock,” is what I believe. If Jovan Belcher didn’t [...]

Leading Teh Nation!!!

[California] this week begins auctioning off greenhouse gas emission credits, thereby generating billions of dollars that politicians will spend on programs supposedly connected to reducing global warming. Let’s take another run at that: “…thereby generating billions of dollars from the citizenry of CA that politicians will spend on programs supposedly connected to reducing global warming [...]

Gotcher “Hate Crime” right here

“religious hatred” Maria Alyokhina, 24 [who has a five-year-old son named Filipp] , and Nadezhda Tolokonnikova, 22 [who has a four-year-old daughter named Gera], were convicted of “hooliganism motivated by religious hatred” in August and sentenced to two years in jail… The women’s lawyers said they had tried to argue that they should be allowed [...]