Category Archives: Teh Crazy Years

Cat Fight???

it’s all so confusing with their modern™ terms… Did Faucahontis Warren just call Kirsten Gillibrand a slut? Political? Actual? This: ✔ @realDonaldTrump Lightweight Senator Kirsten Gillibrand, a total flunky for Chuck Schumer and someone who would come to my office “begging” for campaign contributions not so long ago (and would do anything for them), is [...]

It’s a Moral Panic

knock it off Granted, I have not been paying much attention to things outside my little realm of late. Now with the Xmas rush, I have had random moments to hear stuff in passing. Every time I hear about this #MeToo thing, I get mad. …and creeped out. I’m not mad at the men – [...]

ToDaZeD CA *facepalm* flambé

hellfire The Thomas Fire [Ventura CA] only stopped by the sea. LA basin is surrounded by fires: Thomas – 90.000 acres / 5% containment Creek – 12,605 acres / 5% containment Rye – 7,000 acres / 10% containment Skirball – 475 acres / 5% containment [in a heavily populated, upscale area near the Getty Museum] [...]

uh oh…

not a “One Button Sex Dungeon” but it seems important… real? 48 hour rule… [NYT linky] The White House has developed a plan to force out Secretary of State Rex W. Tillerson, whose relationship with President Trump has been strained, and replace him with Mike Pompeo, the C.I.A. director, perhaps within the next several weeks, [...]

Is this the way it’s gonna go?

“Power” of Teh Victim Class™ Lots of money is at stake here: $20,000,000 annually* for Matt The Weasel Lauer Today Show generates over $500 million per year. This must be a Big Deal. “Dear colleagues, on Monday night, we received a detailed complaint from a colleague about inappropriate sexual behavior in the workplace by Matt [...]

Trolls gonna Troll

dummies gonna dumb Cards Against Humanity is still trolling, [They] are buying up acres of land along the U.S.-Mexico border and offering a small share of it in a holiday promotion. For just 15 bucks, people will get a piece of the land, and five or six other “America-saving” gifts for taking part in the [...]

Burn Teh Warlock!!!1!!!!

anything worth doing is worth overdoing or not… Yoga pants and Uggs — OUT Sexual Herassment Claims — Teh Noo Hawtness Should a thing like this really be such a trend it even has it’s own, self-revelatory hashtag: #MeeeeeeToooooooo? It’s like if you haven’t claimed somebody grabbed or groped you — or at least showed [...]

just sayin…

ToDaZeD CA *facepalm*

sneak-thief edition Happy November! As much of the state is still smoldering from the Big Fire Month, Our Betters™, the Thieves ‘n’ Hos in the Legislature have added a slow-increase state tax to our gas. Starting at 12¢ per gallon, it will rise to 20¢ per over three years. US gas tax: 18.4¢ per gallon. [...]


let’s mess with some heads Costume suggestions? Go as a White Male — ie Sexual Predator, cuz that’s what y’all are, as we’ve been told all week. carry a potted ficus. Might be a place for one of those ginormous CostCo salamis… How about a Slutty Confederate General? Slutty Founding Father? We’ve been told that [...]