Category Archives: Teh Narrative

The Noo ‘Normal’

now what? “Keep a sound mind, don’t panic and don’t lose clear thinking,” …. “Gunshots just outside your window are not the end of the world.” oh… ‘k Lithuania is publishing a manual to advise its citizens on how to survive a war on its soil as concerns grow that Russia’s intervention in Ukraine heralds [...]

ToDaZeD Morlock

I said it. This is what the #HandsUp Prooootestors did in Bahston: Blocked a major freeway [tollroad? highway?] at rush hour. 1,200lb barrels full of cement cleverly tunneled so that Prooootestors could chain themselves to one another through the barrel. oooo – clevah. [I actually think it would have shown commitment to their cause past [...]

ToDaZeD CA *facepalm*

Senate Edition It’s always better to be candid than coy. While I am humbled by the widespread encouragement of so many and hold in the highest esteem those who serve us in federal office, I know that my head and my heart, my young family’s future, and our unfinished work all remain firmly in the [...]

ToDaZeD Eloi

contemplating those who have no idea what keeps them alive “Manslamming” Inspired by a friend, who wanted to test the theory that men were less likely than women to make room for other people on a crowded sidewalk, Breslaw decided to spend a couple of months walking like a man. “Instead of automatically moving out [...]

ToDaZeD Eloi

contemplating those who have no idea what keeps them alive Manspreading: Where a dude sits down on a chair and spreads out his legs to make a V shape with them. Yanno — sits like a guy. Apparently this is anathema to La Feministaz who, well, have little to do now that women are CEOs, [...]

ToDaZeD CA *facepalm*

Hecklers’ Veto Edition The Santa Barbara News-Press offices: What prompted this? “The attack came amid wider objections to a News-Press headline that used the word “illegals” alongside a story on California granting driver’s licenses to people in the country illegally.” Not quite shooting up a newspaper’s offices, but certainly the same tactic: “Do what we [...]

ToDaZeD Eloi

a New Feature Highlighting those who have no idea what keeps them alive. Today we discuss “LGBTQ and Animal Liberation.” Also known as “Trickle-Up Queer Animal Liberation”. The name leads me to posit that if “LGBTQ” animals are “liberated” the Big Idea is that “LGBTQ” humans will be, too. …or ..erm A young woman [if [...]

BuhBye BabblingBabz

”Don’t call me Gone” “Some people are old at 40 and some people are young at 80,” [Barbara ”Don’t Call Me Ma’m*”] Boxer [74] said. “I feel as young as I did when I got elected.” But she said she wants to return to California and continue her political work through her political action committee. [...]

Transportation Related

with a dollop of cognitive dissonance Liberals hate highways because they are largely used by individuals, each driving individual cars. When they see a person getting into a car with four empty seats, liberals imagine they can hear the Earth scream as it is raped another inch every time the driver steps on the gas. [...]

ToDaZeD CA *facepalm*

g’head ’n’ laff: as goes CA, so goes The Nation [4/3/13]…it will cost an extra $97 million in office and field work to design the rail line, which has famously seen its construction cost double to $69 billion since voters approved it five years ago. The extra state and federal funds set aside for planning [...]