Category Archives: Teh Narrative


First, seize the language… The White House has released a report on the youth of today – and named them the Homeland Generation. … No explanation was given for the name, which is said to describe Americans born from 2005 onwards. According to generational theorists William Strauss and Neil Howe – who created the name [...]


revving up Teh Bus What’s it been? Like 3 hours since his appointment? In his White House briefing Friday, press secretary Josh Earnest struggled to tell the White House Press Corps what newly-appointed “Ebola Czar” Ron Klain even knows about the lethal virus that has America worried. What is that name? Josh Earnest?? f’n rly??!?

Punctuation Matters

ToDaZeD CA *facepalm* Today is The 2014 Great California ShakeOut! At 10:18am, we are told to practice Duck Cover and Hold: or Duckcomma Cover and Hold: OMG??!?!?!?! Do I cover?!? Do I hold??!? Loook! I can’t do both!!! Does one hand each count??!? ohhhhhhh!!!!!! What is the Protocol??!??! #TheSystemWorked! meh. what’reyagonnado? This is the same [...]

This is just disturbing.

… From famous right-wing publication, NYT: From 2004 to 2011, American and American-trained Iraqi troops repeatedly encountered, and on at least six occasions were wounded by, chemical weapons remaining from years earlier in Saddam Hussein’s rule. In all, American troops secretly reported finding roughly 5,000 chemical warheads, shells or aviation bombs, according to interviews with [...]

Well lookie here…

.gov — yer bestest pal is lookin out for ya #ComfortingAssurances Did you know we already have an Ebola Czar? And we’ve had one for ten [10] years. Whoda thunk? This is the job description: …“the highest-ranking federal official in charge of preparing the nation to face such health crises as earthquakes, hurricanes, terrorist attacks, [...]

The Big E in The Big D

first domestic transmission The nurse in Texas seemed to have taken all the precautions needed to protect herself from Ebola. … The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said Sunday that there was a breach in protocol in Texas, but officials haven’t elaborated on what that means. Instead, they said the protocols laid out for [...]

Different Cuuuultures

Let’s have taaaalks! During its conquests in Iraq and Syria, the Islamic State [ISIS / ISIL / ASHL / whatever e~C] has had to come up with a method to allow all those non-Sunnis who ended up converting to Sunni Islam instead of being killed—the Christians, Yazidis, Shias, who for whatever reason remained under IS [...]

ToDaZeD Phrase of Teh Weeek!

*running cupcakes* Background: Paltrow — who hosted the event at her Brentwood home — gushed as she introduced President Obama, “You’re so handsome that I can’t speak properly.” *trotting cupcakes* Oh. There’s more: She then showed utter ignorance about, and contempt for, the Constitution and separation of powers — the basic tenant of our government [...]

uh oh

what now? The guy in TX with ebola: dead Srsly. I’m hearing all sorts of conflicting crap about this. I can’t even tell what’s what, having failed chemistry fairly early on. [hey. don't larf. I have other talents. somewhere] The major nooooooz mediums tell me “Don’t worry; Be happy!” Other sources tell me everything from [...]

Unexpected Source

moar, plz I’m gonna quote this opinion piece a little — then I’ll tell ya who wrote it. Young women today do not understand the fragility of civilization and the constant nearness of savage nature. That’s one helluva statement to make in a major publication Theze Daze. Agreed. Though “young women” is too narrow: I’d [...]