Category Archives: Teh Narrative

Jimmy Crack Corn

and ObamamaDon’tKare 37% of Americans [able-bodied and over 16] are unable to find employment. [leaving aside the social-engineered factor of unwilling to work because “why?”] Yet every company is subject to the employer mandate: For firms which do not offer insurance any insurance, have more than 50 employees, and have at least one employee receiving [...]

No Good Will

Carrion Carry-on Yanno how when you’re cleaning out your basement or garage and you find a bunch of stuff you wonder “What was I thinking when I decided to keep this?” Yeah. Off it goes to Goodwill. How else are refugees in African war zones gonna show up on TV wearing t-shirts with clever, American [...]

Pick a side!

ANY side! Our new AG, Loretta Lynn LynchRaaaacist!!1!, seems to be unsure about whose side she’s on: Well, Senator, I believe that the right and the obligation to work is one that’s shared by everyone in this country regardless of how they came here. And certainly, if someone here, regardless of status, I would prefer [...]

The Noo ‘Normal’

now what? “Keep a sound mind, don’t panic and don’t lose clear thinking,” …. “Gunshots just outside your window are not the end of the world.” oh… ‘k Lithuania is publishing a manual to advise its citizens on how to survive a war on its soil as concerns grow that Russia’s intervention in Ukraine heralds [...]

ToDaZeD Morlock

I said it. This is what the #HandsUp Prooootestors did in Bahston: Blocked a major freeway [tollroad? highway?] at rush hour. 1,200lb barrels full of cement cleverly tunneled so that Prooootestors could chain themselves to one another through the barrel. oooo – clevah. [I actually think it would have shown commitment to their cause past [...]

ToDaZeD CA *facepalm*

Senate Edition It’s always better to be candid than coy. While I am humbled by the widespread encouragement of so many and hold in the highest esteem those who serve us in federal office, I know that my head and my heart, my young family’s future, and our unfinished work all remain firmly in the [...]

ToDaZeD Eloi

contemplating those who have no idea what keeps them alive “Manslamming” Inspired by a friend, who wanted to test the theory that men were less likely than women to make room for other people on a crowded sidewalk, Breslaw decided to spend a couple of months walking like a man. “Instead of automatically moving out [...]

ToDaZeD Eloi

contemplating those who have no idea what keeps them alive Manspreading: Where a dude sits down on a chair and spreads out his legs to make a V shape with them. Yanno — sits like a guy. Apparently this is anathema to La Feministaz who, well, have little to do now that women are CEOs, [...]

ToDaZeD CA *facepalm*

Hecklers’ Veto Edition The Santa Barbara News-Press offices: What prompted this? “The attack came amid wider objections to a News-Press headline that used the word “illegals” alongside a story on California granting driver’s licenses to people in the country illegally.” Not quite shooting up a newspaper’s offices, but certainly the same tactic: “Do what we [...]

ToDaZeD Eloi

a New Feature Highlighting those who have no idea what keeps them alive. Today we discuss “LGBTQ and Animal Liberation.” Also known as “Trickle-Up Queer Animal Liberation”. The name leads me to posit that if “LGBTQ” animals are “liberated” the Big Idea is that “LGBTQ” humans will be, too. …or ..erm A young woman [if [...]