Category Archives: Teh Narrative

ToDaZeD CA *facepalm*

state-icide The nation’s leading agricultural state is now targeting greenhouse gases produced by dairy cows and other livestock. I’ll give ya a moment to absorb that… “If we can reduce emissions of methane, we can really help to slow global warming,” said Ryan McCarthy, a science adviser for the California Air Resources Board, which is [...]

Logophilia

Y’all know I loves ‘em Dictionary.com’s word of the year is “xenophobia.” …Its roots are in two Greek words — “xenos,” meaning “stranger or guest,” and “phobos,” meaning “fear or panic,” ABCnooz comments: …it’s clear that in contentious 2016, fear of “otherness” bruised the collective consciousness around the globe. [no clues there…] The Brexit vote, [...]

For Teh Chiiiildreeeeeeeen

“Give me a child until he is seven and I will give you the man” The teachers in Kleptofornia have a Plan — a Lesson Plan — to …address the election. First, scare Teh Chiiiildren: [emphasis mine] It’s long, but I found it most enlightening as I annotated it, below. This is how Teh Narrative [...]

Nailed It.

been seeing this for years Now it’s a growing realization. There’s this universal shorthand that epic adventure movies use to tell the good guys from the bad. The good guys are simple folk from the countryside … while the bad guys are decadent assholes who live in the city and wear stupid clothes… The theme [...]

Poor Losers’ Parade

Hi-Liar-ee-ous Oakland CA — early morning hours, 11/9/16 [Aside: moron yelling at cops about “tax money to have all your asses out here”… thought bubble over cops’ heads: “8 hours Overtime… just before Xmas… can we do this again tonight?”] Looks like Beirut up in da hood. That’s Broadway in Oakland – a major downtown [...]

ToDaZeD FuuuutureSight!!!

Your Betters&trade are Taking Care of You! …2015 marked the deadliest year on American roads since 2008 …17,775 [deaths]… The Obama administration on Wednesday committed to a goal of eliminating traffic deaths within 30 years, setting a timeline for the first time on an ambitious agenda that relies heavily on the auto industry’s development of [...]

ToDaZeD IDNTTWMWYTIM

definitions, pee-pole!! …At an event in New York City called “Building Progressive, Inclusive Cities,” terror attack are “part and parcel of life in a big city,” [London mayor, Sadiq] Khan told the Evening Standard just hours after police foiled multiple terror attacks in New Jersey and New York. …In other words, terrorism is the new [...]

Optics.

America’s Noo Image? How is this not everywhere? here Or this: [from ISIS-published] slick, glossy monthly magazine *in English* called ‘Dabiq’, named after the Syrian city that, according to Islamic eschatology, will be the site of the final battle between Christian and Muslim armies. … Here’s an amusing coincidence, if it indeed is a coincidence: [...]

O + H

OH oh, eww

Toddler Propaaganda Pr0n

taste and decorum->OUT :: emotional “thinking”-> IN Here’s something I’d missed – from March of ’16: A huge graffiti image of … stirred global sympathy for migrants fleeing war and poverty, confronts motorists, pedestrians and river traveler in Frankfurt. Thousands of weekday commuters using the Main river footpath and road bridge will see the 120-square-metre [...]