Category Archives: WTF

ToDaZeD CA *facepalm*

too hip – gotta split CA was considering a plan to split the state into five [5] smaller, actually manageable states. Here’s a map with population in black dots. or more like: Well, Teh Powers That Be ‘counted’ the signatures and… hold on to yer hats, decided there weren’t enough to qualify for the ballot. [...]

Welcome to the Marxist Banana Republik of CA

packin’ up here, boss New [to me] Word Of Teh Day!!! “We have to fight against the growing inequality, the immiseration of millions of families in our country and certainly in our state,” —Jerry “I smell mustard” Brown, .gov of CA, on signing the mandatory three paid sick days a year for all workers. Yeah, [...]

ToDaZeD Word Of Teh Day!

brazen Use it in a sentence: “Whenever we can, we follow the law,” IRS Commissioner John Koskinen told the House Ways and Means subcommittee on health on Wednesday. see also: barefaced, cheeky and contumelious and #NudgeBalloon

Here we go again…

all depends on your definition of IS Congress: teats on a boar. [Jack Kingston, the Republican Congressman from Georgia] A lot of people would like to stay on the sideline and say, ‘Just bomb the place and tell us about it later.’ It’s an election year. A lot of Democrats don’t know how it would [...]

Hilarious.

Sad Story Time I followed this headline Are Liberals the Real Authoritarians? [thinking “duh”] and found a weak piece citing this: The way I saw it, this slavish obedience to authority and tradition on the part of conservatives was the true source of the culture war between liberals and conservatives over foreign war, abortion, same-sex [...]

Job Openings @MinistryOfTruth

ToDaZeD #NudgeBalloon Through a National Science Foundation grant, the U.S. government is paying for the creation of a database of “suspicious memes” and other “false and misleading” political ideas posted on social media. …The project defines memes as all “@mentions, #hash_tags, and urls” on Twitter. The .gov. Monitoring social media Citizens’ Public Conversations. For “misleading [...]

It’s this that will kill US

not them but US Whatever happened to the phrase, “Sounds like a personal problem to me…”?!? In June, in return for taking part in a local volunteer initiative to plant flower beds in the city’s traffic medians, the diner was awarded a sign on a lamp post that said “Yield for Sneakers Bacon.” A woman [...]

ToDaZeD CA *facepalm*

our betters The California Highway Patrol arrested Sen. Ben Hueso, D-San Diego, shortly after 2:30 a.m. after officers said they saw him driving a state-issued car the wrong way down a one-way street near the Capitol. [in TheSac] But wait! Hours before… “Loving my Latino Caucus boys,” [tweeted] Assemblywoman Lorena Gonzalez, also a Democrat from [...]

ToDaZeD Gloooooooooogle Doodle

Progress!!1!!! *tweee….*fzzzzzztttt* The $2.2 billion plant, which launched in February, is at Ivanpah Dry Lake near the California-Nevada border. Plenty of sunshine out there… …the Ivanpah plant does not generate energy using photovoltaic solar panels. Instead, it has more than 300,000 mirrors, each the size of a garage door. Together, they cover 1,416 hectares. [3,500 [...]

First World Problems

listicle! “That Starbux ‘pay it forward’ thing is stupid.” “I don’t have enough room for my shoooooooz!” “I hate vacuuming!” “My I Heart Radio app keeps crashing!” “My InnarToobs ain’t fast enough to watch movies!”