Category Archives: DougM

Allah, wontcha buy me a Mercedez Benz

A pair of prominent Islamist politicians in Morocco who preached and advocated for chastity were allegedly caught having sex on a beach …. [They] were allegedly found in a “sexual position” inside a Mercedes Benz …. [They] both serve as vice presidents of Morocco’s Islamic Unity and Reform Movement (MUR) – which is the ideological [...]

Enjoliy!

Democrat Hillary Clinton is fundraising in Los Angeles this week and local street artists wanted to make sure that she could find the closest hospital if need be. [story] This update of the old joke that the H> logo looks like a hospital sign is… well, it’s… it’s…______ Title joke, previous post ⬇︎

Bus go both ways, Kemosabe

Hillary tries to toss black guy under the bus, buuut the general ain’t takin’ it lyin’ down the fall any’a her crap ~ vid ~ Former Secretary of State Colin Powell has had enough. Since the Hillary Clinton email scandal first surfaced, she and her team of apologists have been bringing up Gen. Colin Powell [...]

Real or PhotoShop?

A leaked Army operational security brief appears to show Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton and former CIA Director David Petraeus listed as two key examples of potential insider threats. [more] C’mon, c’mon, be real. Pleeease ! (What? Yeah, I can see/imagine a few reasons why it’s not real, but I want to believe. It’s sooo [...]

Where, oh where has…

…that perfidious harridan* gone?Where’s Hillary? (What? Yeah, another slow-weekend post.) ____________ * AKA: disingenuous cow

Adulterying 101

Yeah, it’s prob’ly funny to us, but we don’t have to share a dorm room with these twerps Watch the latest video at video.foxnews.com ~ story/vid ~ Howthesamhill do these kids get all the way to friggin’ college without being mature enough to live away from home and deal with reality? Mebbe high schools should [...]

We will fight them on the beaches…

We will fight de beeches! ___________ Sunuva beach Previously on KisP [insert 2.3 metric gales of laughter] Now, that, boys and girls, is how you do a gotcha. More beaches! (the good kind)

didn’t think so

~ source via Ka-Ching! ~ Of course, Stilton is all over it. (What? Yeah, I waaas workin’ on a cartoon, but these guys beat me to it.) Cajun Navy: “We don’t wait for the help, we are the help.” Trump and Pence show up, Hillary rests up from campaigning, and Obama is too busy bein’ [...]

cultural assessment

Remember when we used to have to give book reports? This is the kind of thing we should have submitted.* Go ahead and read it, we’ll wait. Surely, they missed a few. My favorite miss was naming the guy who sat in Ted Striker’s abandoned taxi throughout the movie. Yes, that’s right, it’s Howard Jarvis, [...]

Tell me Biden did not just dooo that

Vice President Joe Biden revealed during a campaign rally that he had a military aide with the nuclear codes present at the event. “There’s a guy that follows me right back here, has the nuclear codes,” Biden said, turning and pointing. “So God forbid anything happened to the president and I had to make a [...]