Category Archives: DougM

Voxsplaining

Slow Superbowl Sunday post Pay close attention, now. There will be a test. ~ vid ~ Didja notice the stupid error right at the beginning? (Go back and watch it again, we’ll wait.) Never assume that your graphics weenies know anything about the subject matter that they’re illustrating. (What? Nah, haven’t seen an NFL game [...]

today’s sage advice: from the horse’s mouth

Targets as soft as virgins’ thighs A Michigan man allegedly threatened to kill police and churchgoers to show support for Islamic State, according to a federal criminal complaint unsealed on Thursday. Khalil Abu-Rayyan, 21, of Dearborn Heights, … wanted to shoot up a church that has nearly 6,000 parishioners … but he was stopped by [...]

Good news, everyone!

~ vid ~ A recently retired Ohio police officer has been allowed to buy his K-9 partner for $1. Officials in Marietta had created a social-media stir when they said Matt Hickey’s police dog, Ajax, had to be sold at auction because it was city property and could still work. Hickey and Ajax worked together [...]

Wait, what ?!

It’s like history starts afresh at the beginning of each sentence she speaks. Who you gonna believe, Hillary or your lying eyes? The self-beclowning is strong in this one. Hillary Clinton was asked about her plans for protecting cyber security. “It is one of the most important challenges the next president is going to face,” [...]

tonight’s sage advice

Unfortunately, this ain’t it A public-service advertisement running on Finland TV instructs women in the Scandinavian country on how to fend off a rapist. But rather than pull out a handgun or even pepper spray, the women of Finland are taught to confront their attackers with bare hands and a purse. [story] I haven’t watched [...]

Two Face Politics

Nope, can’t leave this with just a simple update. [T]he Democratic National Committee awarded six deadlocked precincts, out of 99 precincts total, to Hillary Clinton with a literal coin toss. She won all six of the coin tosses. The odds against winning six out of six coin flips are 64-to-1 against, or 1.56 percent. The [...]

round one

As for the commie party, keep an eye on this. I can’t find any corroboration, so it may turn out to be BS; but if you like watch sausage bein’ made, this could be it. (Anyway, it’s way past my bedtime, so somebody else will have to follow-up on it.) Okay, Breitbart is carrying the [...]

rolled on the sweaty thighs of Cuban virgins

…or not ~ vid ~ Cuban, but no thigh ~ vid ~ Thigh, but not Cuban (virginity unknown) ~ vid ~ (What? Well, while eating lunch I watched a bunch’a vids about cigar making, so I thought I’d share.)

Cop walks into a bar…

Hey, it’s a slow Sunday A police community support officer was mistaken for a stripogram when he accidentally stumbled in on a 50th birthday party in Wiltshire [UK]. PCSO Mike Ober was on foot patrol in Bradford-on-Avon on Saturday when he spotted an open door at a social club. Going in to investigate, he was [...]

Shirley, you Josh

Subpoena to follow A reporter asked, “Can you say with certainty and confidence that Secretary Clinton will not be indicted because of this email scandal?” “That will be a decision made by the Department of Justice and prosecutors over there,” said Earnest. “What I know that some officials over there have said is that she [...]