Category Archives: DougM

a flyover…

…for flyover country (No, this clip isn’t from today) You’ll forgive me if I don’t offer my advice to President Trump, here; because I have no friggin’ idea how to do that job, either. (What? Well, yeah, but that won’t deter me from pointing out when he’s wrong. Is this your first day here?)

Inauguration Day: reversing the polarity…

…back to where it wasn’t yet ~ vid ~ “Anyone lose a fez?” will be the motto on my new sigil. Anyway, inaugurations beat the other kinds of transfer of power, like… you know, as satisfying as that option may seem, sometimes. My advice? Fasten your seatbelts and Hang on Meanwhile, there are those who [...]

Meanwhile, in Russkyville…

~ vid ~ Kind’a lame, innit, guys? But, hey, thanks anyway; it’s the thought that counts. Now… do Putin. (What? Yeah, Femen does it wayyy better. Pass the popcorn, please.) Also lame… Also in Russia

I, uh… I meant to do that

A man was injured Tuesday night while attempting to start a fire outside the Trump International Hotel in Washington, D.C. … The man suffered minor burns and was taken to a hospital for treatment …. The man … said he tried to set himself on fire “as an act of protest” …. [story] Don’t have [...]

*ouch*

Aww-kwarrrd ~ vid ~ Even Ragnar felt that one Just… just go, Josh. Be of good cheer, son, History will forget all about you.

Left-wing preppers?

I’m sure there’s a very innocent explanation for this A walker in Washington came across two guns in a violin case along the Potomac River on Wednesday, leading police to find several other weapons stashed in the area, officials said. U.S. Park Police said a woman walking in the woods near … the river, found [...]

still two or three days left…

…but I’m already runnin’ short of popcorn (What? Well, I don’t wanna go down to the store, ’cause I might miss somethin’.)

JV negroes

Not name-calling? Oh, dear boy, you do not want to open thaaat can o’worms* [/EffeminateVoice] Nah, ain’t important in any way, shape, or form. Sometimes, I just wanna enjoy myself laughin’ at a clown. No, this doesn’t rise to the level of bein’ schadenfreude, it’s simply point-and-laugh ridicule. _______ * In the words of that [...]

Hot air makes irony rusty

today’s con-man Democrat poster-boy* • Entire career is based on bein’ beat-up and arrested by Democrats. • Is a Democrat using a trumped-up tiff for Democrat fundraising and to market his book. • Calls the Republican PEOTUS “illegitimate.” That’s irony, man! ________ * No, that word wasn’t intentional (not my style), but it’s funny enough [...]

Ushering in a new era…

…after the fall The final 22 employees of the Clinton Global Initiative in New York have been given notice and will receive their walking papers in less than three months. Once numbering more than 200, the staff had already been reduced a couple of times, but the curtain will finally come down entirely this spring. [...]