Happiness is a warm barrel. (What? Yeah, I know, but I promised.)
My cars are dirty. Sure, I could wash ‘em, but I’m not very good at it. Anyone know where one might get car-washing lessons? Or maybe a, you know … tutor? (What? I’m the dirty one? Why, that’s just ridic… uhm, well, okay, yeah, reckon I do need a shower.) Okay, then, anyone know where [...]
Oh, now who didn’t see this comin’? Well, I mean, besides the teacher. ~ vid ~ Have a fun, safe weekend everybody. And kids … stay out’a school.
Philadelphia Eagles offensive lineman Evan Mathis on Wednesday decided to express his disgust for the fed agency by posting the following photo to his Instagram account: … [T]he picture is captioned, “audit this.”
mano a mano* Eagle on the right: “Crap! This’ll prob’ly go viral. Just shoot me, now.” * Okay, garra a garra. (KisP ref) Just noticed that Rodge is havin’ a caption contest.
… and then some. (sorry, couldn’t resist) Grave-robbers complaining that the grave site is soggy with urine in 3..2..1.. My first thought was Jesus said love your enemies … and, thereby, blames Jesus for her insult to every other Muslim buried in that cemetery. Islamic grave punishments. Version 2.
Some things look easy, but a certain level of skill is still required: What apparently easy thing are you inexplicably bad at?
… right back where I star•ted frooom. D’oh! ~ vid ~ So, how’s your day goin’?
Why you can’t go backwards in time: ~ xkcd ~ (What? Well, sure there’s a way to go forrrrward in time. It’s called a nap.)
No wonder the Ancients worshiped this thing. It’s been awesome for billions of years, and it will be awesome for billions more. ~ vid ~ (What? Well, the first thing you gotta do is go get a whole sh*tpotfull’a hydrogen …) And people wonder why I always wear a hat.
~ vid ~ (What? No, this isn’t in lieu of tossin’ a couple’a bucks her way over at the PayPal button.)
Nachtwacht van Rembrandt (spoiler: the militia win) ~ vid ~
Awwww … Nature, cute in tooth and claw*. (with vid) She’s tryin’ to kill you twennyfourseven, folks, twennyfourseven. Usually, it’s just good ol’ gravity, momentum, or chemistry; but animal behavior gets a veto on your life, too. Hey, if it can chew through a tree trunk then drag it out into a pond and build [...]
~ story ~ Putin’s expression is priceless, but reckon it’s to be expected. (What? Well, I diiid ask for more.)
funnier’n Biden ~ KaChing! ~ I laughed like a tickled toddler upon seein’ this twofer. I’m still in tears. Anybody else feel like a little … giggle? What about you? Do you find it … risible? (@3m:05s) OPEN THREAD (What? Nah, just watchin’ the F-1 race and vegin’ through a chilly, rainy Sunday mornin’ here [...]
Stalin you magnificent bastard! They read your book ! ~ vid ~ “The cheaper the hood, the gaudier the patter.“ — Sam Spade (Bogie) in The Maltese Falcon (What? Uhm, dunno for sure. I think it was Sum Bul Dung.)
~ vid ~ You KisPettes have any other practical advice?
Spring’s a-comin’, and I’m getting itchy for a week up along the Blue Ridge Parkway to do a little motorsicklin’ and camping. However, we should occasionally temper our enthusiasm for Nature. Doesn’t hurt to put a little thought into one’s daring adventures into the wilderness and to consider the realities. After all, civilization and technology [...]
