Category Archives: fun & curios

off the reservation

Very interesting interview “Obama wouldn’t give me the time of day.” — Rodman Nope, no bows. That’s good. Respectful decorum expected and given. Erect posture, no reaching, firm wrist, firm grip, businesslike expression, direct eye contact. Yeah, that’s the way to do it. _____ Story Previously, on KisP Even more previously, on KisP Archives Picked [...]

today’s misleading headline

They’re changing it from a contest to a competition. Okay, do a real competition, then. Drop the swimsuit and evening gown parades, and add a swimming race or water polo. *ta*daa* Swimsuits are back! You’re welcome _____ Story New-template ref Archives

your evening *clank*

Did I say “thugs”? Sorry, I meant “assailants.”I think he deserves some recognition _____ Story Cultural ref Archives

schadenfreudes are my various breads and various butters

State Farm drops the feckless ape_____ Story Cultural ref Title cultural ref Archives Picked up by Pookie’s Toons Two cannibals are eating Samantha Bee. “Does she taste funny?” “No.” Best headline… ever

She does too have feck!

_____ Story Previously on KisP Title ref Cultural ref Archives Picked up by Pookie’s Toons She “apologized”Oh, meowwww Hey, this bein’ one of the mean girls is kind’a fun. Well, it’s easy, anyway. (What? My sponsors? *heheeeeeee* Good one, pal.) _____ Picked up by Pookie’s Toons Stilton nails it

Hey, guys, I’m back. What’d I miss?

Fake resurrection_____ Story-1 Story-2 Cultural ref Archives

Trump’s no Truman

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The election is ancient history, Zaphod

Mebbe that’s why she wants to be Facebook CEO. No, prob’ly not so much the thought-police thing as the AI-technology thing. (What? Yeah, been waitin’ a while to use that pun.) _____ Story Cultural ref Archives There’s another possibility… Holger cracked me up Dammit!!!! (master at work)

Wynton Marsalis speaks about crap culture

One of my favorite pople speaks, and he usually speaks with insight and eloquence. Pulitzer Prize-winning jazz musician Wynton Marsalis said that the racially charged and profanity-laced creations in rap and hip-hop are “more damaging” to the culture and to black Americans “than a statue of Robert E. Lee.” [story (caution: N-word)] Amen, sir If [...]

Don’t care, but funny’s funny

Best local spin… ever Northwestern graduate marrying British guy rn — Chicago Tribune (@chicagotribune) May 19, 2018 Yeah, there’s a piling-on cultural ref