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… so we’ll start with a clean joke ~ vid via The Looking Spoon ~Okay, short version. Your turn … Okay, this is probably amusing, but they forgot *snick*, *meheh*, *bwahahahaha*, and *heheeee*, not to mention that laughter is a noise, not a word; so it should be (according to my personal style book1, which [...]
Keep your laws out of our bedrooms, eh? For failing to broadcast sufficient levels of Canadian-made pornography — and failing to close-caption said pornography properly [Ouí, ouí, ouííí!] — a trio of Toronto-based erotica channels has earned a reprimand from the Canadian Radio-television & Telecommunications Commission. [story] Prob’ly due to AGW polar-vortex shrinkage. Two questions: [...]
Russian President Vladimir Putin has been nominated for the 2014 Nobel Peace Prize … A record 278 candidates, including 47 organizations, received nominations …. [story] Buuut they’ve indicted nominated a ham sandwich before (What? Yeah, just another excuse to do a PhotoShop.) Note to Russian authorities: I in no way meant to imply that Vlad [...]
~ gallery ~ Can’t wait for the Enemy Awards. ____________ Previously, on KisP
Hey, found a nifty hideaway with a private golf course that Barry might be interested in for his next vacation. (What? No, not Michael Jackson’s old place; but it’s not all that different, I reckon.)
Yep, it’s that good ol’ end-of-the-World time, again. [insert background music] Viking warriors have begun to arrive in York in preparation for the end of the world. ‘Norsemen’ from across the UK and further afield are converging on the historic Yorkshire town as Ragnarok, the final bloody battle predicted in Norse mythology approaches on February [...]
Update: things that have absolutely nothing to do with me. When it comes to dating and romance, most people prefer to be with a partner who shares the same political views. But it seems that when money is involved, this preference seems to go out the window. Nearly 77% of democrat female millionaires, and 82% [...]
… to all you KisPettes It’s okay. I’ve had my shots. (What? Yeah, of course it’s the same card I sent ‘em last year, ’cause wimmin’ never remember that kind of thing … do they?)
Wimmin, can’t live with ‘em … can’t toss ‘em into the gutter for less than $50million Oh, now who hasn’t wanted to do this ? In a variation of the nationwide “Knockout Game,” billionaire ultra liberal George Soros’s ex-girlfriend suckerpunched him in the head during a deposition in their palimony law suit. In a vivid [...]
… as Obama would have tweeted it _____________ Ref: previous post below Photo sources: 1 & 2
(best full-screen) ~ vid ~ ColJ
Year of the Wooden Horse in Chinese lingo I wonder what it will bring?
Those who have been arrested by the time they’re 23: [story] 49% of black men 44% of hispanic men 38% of white men 20% of white women 18% of hispanic women 16% of black women Okay, way I see it, there are a number of possible explanations: A. Women are bein’ discriminated against, B. Women [...]
… a rich old white woman with a nice ass … and a traitor. In their latest interview with Michelle Obama, People magazine asked if there were role models the First Lady looked at to think “When I’m 70 or 80, I want to look and live like her?” … “There’s Jane Fonda, a beautiful, [...]
yeah, her again (caution: spew alert) ~ vid ~ *sigh* Don’t these jackasses even know any military people? (What? Yeah, evidently just lawyers.) _________ * News ref
Meanwhile, in France. (Yeah, I knowwww!) [A] truck today dumped a huge pile of manure outside a government building in Paris. The lorry, which had the slogan “Hollande and the whole political class out”, left the cargo outside France’s National Assembly. [more] ~ vid ~Hopeless, though. You know … trying to compete with a legislature [...]
That’s why I always try to provide a ref link. Also, I don’t want anybody to miss the joke, aaand I don’t wanna be accused of plagiarism. It’s not stealing … it’s an homage. (What? Uhm, no, that’s not original; but I don’t remember where it’s from.) OPEN THREAD
lovely, lovely brimstone nifty blue-flames part starts @1:00 ~ vid ~ Yeah, it’s beautiful ! Just remember, Nature is trying to kill you 24/7. Be careful out there.
tooth-achingly cute, this is hope, there is ~ story ~ I wonder how long this will be tolerated by commissars for the local Five-Year Plan, zoning and health gestapos, and officially licensed molders of young minds. Their parents are prob’ly on some kind’a list of reactionary counter-revolutionaries, now, too. Child-abuse charges in 3..2..1.. (What? Yeah, [...]