December 11, 2013 – 9:06 am
Zelig, or the best sqvirrel ever? [T]he unnamed man seen on television next to leaders like US President Barrack Obama “was moving his hands around but there was no meaning in what he used his hands for.” [A] member of the ruling party, also said the man communicated nothing with his hand and arm movements. [...]
December 7, 2013 – 5:37 pm
… best line delivered by an FBI agent on TV. (What? Nah, I doubt it; but they can try.) OPEN THREAD (Thanks, iD) Yayyyyy! I finally found out how to put start and end times on YouTube clips and embeds!
December 7, 2013 – 9:05 am
(What? Yeah, I know which 29th Birthday it is, but I value my cojones too much to tell. You ever see ‘er kickbox?) __________ * Cultural ref (as if I needed to point it out, around here anyway)
December 6, 2013 – 12:02 pm
~ vid ~ Wellp … reckon we’ll just have to settle for the true meaning of Christmas, then, and eschew the over-commercialized Pagan-holiday theme. (What? Well, yeah, reckon I could‘a misinterpreted the video’s message; but that means I’d have to LMAO at GreenPeace.) Pluuuus, there’s this.
December 4, 2013 – 4:09 pm
Just a holiday reminder so you don’t miss a holiday shipping* schedule, if you were gonna send somebody cookies. Just sayin’ … ~ vid ~ FYI: chocachip or peeniebudder (chewy, not crispy) (What? A dozen ought’a do it. Not sure what I’d have to eat on the following day, though.) –––––––––––– * Amazon / USPS [...]
November 30, 2013 – 3:21 pm
—— FORTY-TWO* to FORTY-ONE —— ~ source ~ *sigh* No cigar. — DougM, Michigan ’69 __________ * Cultural ref
November 27, 2013 – 3:43 pm
George Takei’s perfume, Eau My_________ Cultural ref (for the two people left in the world who may need it) And one that just stinks to high heaven …
November 21, 2013 – 1:55 pm
~ vid ~ And in the same vein from Seattle’s local idiot Sawant*: Seattle City Councilmember-elect Kshama Sawant [Socialist] told Boeing machinists her idea of a radical option, should their jobs be moved out of state “The workers should take over the factories, and shut down Boeing’s profit-making machine,” Sawant announced to a cheering crowd [...]
November 21, 2013 – 8:31 am
Don’t do this: Libyan Member of Parliament Souad Soltan was stopped Wednesday at Tripoli’s city hall after her handbag set off a metal detector. [S]oltan said she carries the grenade for self-defense. [story] As a duly-certified CCH instructor here in NC, I should point out that not only is a grenade not a legal concealed-carry [...]
November 20, 2013 – 8:27 pm
… the world’s new punchline ~ vid ~ This just cracked me up. YMMV (What? Well, I think it’s high time Canadia* got some recognition for their buffoons, too.) __________ * Me ol’ Dad’s homeland (the spellling was his joke)
November 13, 2013 – 2:33 pm
Don’t do this. Any of you enlightened MSM journalists see the problem?* I’m callin’ this The Biden Load™. ______________ * Hint: pointy end, front Story via Melissa
November 6, 2013 – 11:35 am
Myzled? (alt: myzel’d) Ms Lead, Ms Peak, and Ms deMarque One who lives by the script, dies by the script. (What? Nah, ain’t important, just funnier’n snot.)
November 1, 2013 – 12:52 pm
… that’s prob’ly more than successfully signed up for Obamacare during that period. Unrepentant domestic terrorist and President Obama’s “friend from the neighborhood” Bill Ayers has received a warm welcome for his new book, Public Enemy, on MSNBC. … Sadly, Public Enemy bombed, according to Bookscan numbers, which track book sales through traditional bookstores and [...]
November 1, 2013 – 11:24 am
~ xkcd ~ If you’ve paid attention to my writing style here (and I know you English majors have), perhaps you’ve noticed that I’m a third-way kind’a guy. When I took typing in high school (yeah, using actual non-electric typewriters), double-spacing and no-line-gap paragraph indenting were the norm. Of course, that convention was for generating [...]
November 1, 2013 – 9:20 am
Nice guys, the Muslim Brotherhood Three puppies were rescued from the Muslim Brotherhood before they were used as “puppy bombs” at a protest in Tahrir Square two weeks ago. The group planned to dip the dogs in gasoline and set them on fire and using them against their opponents. [more] I don’t think we want [...]
October 31, 2013 – 12:07 pm
~ source ~ ~ source ~ (What? Nope, not wearin’ one. Why do you … heyyyyyy !) UPDATE: RE: masks
October 21, 2013 – 3:07 pm
… I wanna be like her! ColJ
October 12, 2013 – 9:38 pm
because this is just sooo ’50s-scifi-retro cool* is why ~ story & vid ~ _________ * Complete with a lick of rising flame on descent, which I thought looked totally fake** as a kid. ** Hey, mebbe Space-X is as good at faking video as NASA was at faking stills: ~ source ~_________ Cultural ref [...]
October 1, 2013 – 9:16 am
Nice guys, the Muslim Brotherhood Three puppies were rescued from the Muslim Brotherhood before they were used as “puppy bombs” at a protest in Tahrir Square two weeks ago. The group planned to dip the dogs in gasoline and set them on fire and using them against their opponents. [more] Not very original, though: And [...]
October 1, 2013 – 8:26 am
… so I need some good ol’ jokes. And no dadburned lame Davy Crockett* ones, neither. Barkeep! I need to drop the kids off at the pool. Where’s your woods? Well? I’m waiting … ____________ * Cultural ref Wellp … it’s after lunchtime here, and everything’s still chuggin’ along. Strange. I mean, so far, it’s [...]
