Category Archives: fun & curios

Presidential trips

Coming up next on The Golf Channel, running with scissors. (What? Nah, just havin’ a little fun with the ol’ gravity vs gravitas and cool vs hubris things and wondering how they’ll blame this on Bush or racism.) ________ Previously Speaking of “optics” …

Where the heck have you been for the past century?

From the Oblivious* File A lesbian columnist wrote a piece in The Guardian complaining that the straight women who wear less-than-feminine clothing are “appropriating” lesbian culture and making it too hard for lesbians to tell who the other lesbians are. Awfercyinoutloud … now, acceptance is a friggin’ microagression! Personally, I blame her inadequate gaydar. The [...]

Oh, Canadia

El-lég-i-ble Dr Zeuss Those are two terms you never thought you’d hear from you know came from Al Sharpton. Nah, it’s not important. Well, at least it’s no surprise. It’s simple point-and-laugh schadenfreude is all, and not all of it is directed at Al. No, most of it is directed at the suckers who’re payin’ [...]

all in da family

Vlad? Vlad? Have they gone to the mattresses after shooting Sonny*? Maybe he should’ve avoided the drug smuggling business.** Anyway, the critics are coming out of hiding; but perhaps that’s Vlad’s ploy. Then again, mebbe he’s just down in his dacha’s basement erasing his emails (or going through HIllary’s). (What? Well, I’m sure they searched [...]

On Michelle’s naughty list, now, for sure!

At least it’s good to know that, after the ISIS takeover of the US, there’ll still be American food available. Islamic State fighters have been showing off their embarrassingly poor culinary skills on social media. … Much of their terrible attempts at catering appears to be done with childish simplicity and little consideration for a [...]

Winter’s over, but it’s coming

~ vid ~ “Who said anything about him ?” ____________ “I’m not going to stop the wheel. I’m going to break the wheel,” — Daenerys Targaryen is probably nothing like “I will stop the motor of the world.” — John Galt KisP ref Are you not entertained? No? Well, okay then, try this bald eagle’s [...]

real feminism on the front lines

Money-grubbing capitalist tobacco-pushing gun-shooting racist feminist violently attacks a poor hoodie who just wants his entitlement free from gov’t involvement. When he sees the error of his ways, the poor guy just wants to leave in peace; but this b*tch robs him of his cash, dignity, cred, and masculinity. ~ vid ~ So, what have [...]

when yer troops ain’t all that familiar with real wimmin

A group of Boko Haram terrorists tried to flee a Nigerian army checkpoint by dressing as women, only to be given away by their bushy beards. [story] What was your first clue? And, O..M..G.. that scarf with those shoes? Hey, everyone said I took after my mom. Mebbe a nice, wide belt would’a helped. Reckon [...]

I can’t breathe

Gore wedgies are old-hat, I know; but they’re still funny. *snick* Actually, one need only exhale one less time per minute to gain the exact same benefits. Y’can still inhale as many times as y’want. (What? Hey, the science is settled.) ____________ This is really Sondra’s joke, but she can’t get access to the site, [...]

a day without SondraKistan

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