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We’ll make more

Not sure how the #MeToo folks see this, especially non-males and non-straight males (What? Yeah, kind’a got carried-away with the sex-robots-because-they’re-out-of-Houris joke) Nope, don’t like the Houri-no-consent idea, but nice to know Islam doesn’t think that sex is just for procreation. Wait… if it does, then Houris must get pregnant. What happens to the kids? [...]

‘Tis the season to show ‘em who’s boss

Ps joke dump _____ Story Cultural ref (Sousa on a player piano) Archives

swirlies

Meanwhile, in ol’ enlightened, sophisticated Europe… Sure, parliamentarians call ‘em votes of no-confidence, but we know what they really are _____ Story-1 (EU) Story-2 (Macron, tomorrow?) Story-3 (May, UPDATE: survived) Story-4 (Merkel, hangs in there) Archives

Been waitin’ for this

Shakedown specialists, Sharpton and Avenatti, prob’ly smell a consulting cut_____ Story Cultural ref-1 (negotiations, The Godfather Part-II) Cultural ref-2 (negotiations, The Godfather Part-II) Cultural ref-3 (negotiations, My Cousin Vinny) Archives

Another thing I don’t watch but still laugh at

_____ Story (replacing Kevin) Cultural ref (Metropolis) Archives Oscars Committee Announces New Host: Jordan Petersonhttps://t.co/jgEyLM3Kq1 pic.twitter.com/GZv6QyH7EB — The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) December 12, 2018

Hey, phrasing!

“We know that if we want to live in a world that looks more like Wakanda, the first step is you invest in some women and girls.” #WakandaForeverhttps://t.co/aSyj6GPrFT — Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) December 10, 2018 Wakanda, Wakanda… [flips through search engines] Ah! Here we go: Wakanda: Fantasy country run by male authoritarian cult leader. Prosperous [...]

Now see watcha gone’n done, Jim?

_____ Story (as above: No no no no no no…) Previously, on KisP (Acosta’s grabby-pushy tantrum) Archives

He got smock upside the head

Smock: great word Reminds me of elementary school art class “Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia after James Comey’s testimony. No Smocking Gun…No Collusion.” @FoxNews That’s because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly call it a campaign contribution,… — Donald [...]

Comey testifies in Mongo persona

(What? Well, yeah, but don’t you think we’ve done the Sgt Schultz thing more than enough? Besides, I wanted to try this Ps.) _____ Story Cultural ref (Mongo, Blazing Saddles) Archives

I can’t quit her

Can’t wait until she encounters a little Dem pahty ditzipline (pahty trainink). _____ Story (her tweet) Previously, on KisP (Bob Hope joke ref) Archives