(What? The rat-tail goes on the other side? *snick*) _____ Story-1 (Klobuchar’s comb) Story-2 (eating Tide pods)
Also fails to calculate the likelihood of succeeding while rotting in jail_____ Story
[A She-Woman, Man-Haters' Center] has devoted the month of February to developing “feminist masculinities” and questioning “the collective socialization of men” through a slate of activities they’ve dubbed “Masculinities Month.” Perhaps androids, rather than humans, would be more what collectivists have in mind. Wouldn’t it be great, though, to be able to see the world [...]
_____ Story (Dana Loesch’s joke) Title cultural ref Virginia Democrats Publicly Thank Jussie Smollett For Taking All The Attention Away From Themhttps://t.co/rgxDH1vZnx pic.twitter.com/PCFgfjR0rH — The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) February 21, 2019
If it weren’t for the internet, we’d probly never run across wackadoodles like this trying to define reality in self-satisfying terms which make not one iota of difference to anything outside of their own brains. But I suppose it is symbolic*Don’t let crazy define your world. _____ Story * Cultural ref (Stan→Loretta + symbolic) Oh, [...]
Karl Marx’s grave defaced for second time in a fortnight Had me a more useful ideer for Lenin a few years ago
The eternal struggle, citizen vs officeholder (What? Yep, another rainy day, so you get this stuff) _____ Story At least she didn’t open a beer bottle with her teeth.
_____ Story Cultural ref Sage advice: air guns are a fine training tool for new shooters and kids. They allow for safety and marksmanship instruction which build fundamental skills without the bang-recoil pre-reaction with firearms. Just, just do it with a backstop, m’kay? I mean, nothing gets my neighbors as angry as having a BB [...]
What’s the frigging point of a law they don’t intend to enforce? Okay, trick question._____ Story
