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~ Stilton, archived ~_____ Previously on KisP Cultural ref-1 (You already know where I’m goin’ with this.) Cultural ref-2 (The better one.)
KisPers discuss irony. (What? No, I don’t think … well, okay, I mayyy have posted this before, not sure. Lemme know if I did.) ______ image source archives
Perhaps you have more safe-gun-handling rules to suggest. (What? Hey, duuude, I’m NRA Chief Range Safety Officer qualified — safe-shoots is what I’m all abouuut. Well, okay, that an’ bein a hetero-sexist pig.) _________ source archives
Actually, this only happened to me once. I told ‘er to throw somethin’ on, and we’d go grab a bite over at the bowling alley. (What? Well, I said it only happened once.) ______ source archives Okay, as long as I’m bein’ a pig, one more oblivious-guy joke, then I’m done, promise.______ source
~ story ~ (What? Nah, this was wayyy more than a squirrel’s egg.) _______ archives Eli Wallach just died, age 98. Thanks for your characters, Eli. I loved and/or hated them all, but I couldn’t take my eyes off ‘em. The world is a slightly grayer place, today.
______ source archivesMy point is also known as “Careful your ego don’t write checks your body can’t cash.”
Happy “longest day of the year” to all you KisPers (Whaaat?) Apologies for ignoring you guys in the Southern Hemisphere. Happy shortest day of the year! (Sorry for interrupting yer fútbol an’ rugger.)
Washington Redsquirrels™® (What? Well, this is whatcha get when Missy lets me entertain myself here in ‘er sandbox without adult supervision.) _______ Previously on KisP … and, yeah, I know that’s probably not a Red Squirrel, but just go with the meme joke, m’kay? Okay, maybe I’m missing something here [massages temples]. Seems that before [...]
source source The upper one: The purpose of her epaulets is left as an exercise for the student. All’a my ideas are NSFW. The lower one: see the next post above.
Today’s themes: cause & effect, chicken & egg, and Captain Obvious, along with this. ______ archives
Meanwhile … “I am fascinated by the growing science behind the energy of consciousness and its effects on matter,” [Gwyneth Paltrow] wrote on her website …. “I have long had [a] coffee table book on how negativity changes the structure of water, how the molecules behave differently depending on the words or music being expressed [...]
Reckon this wasn’t written by an engineer. _______ archives
Oh, yes, they di-id.Couldn’t resist ~ anim ~ (What? Yeah, I know some’a those aren’t worthy; but, then again, how much of my time is this joke worth?)