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today’s new American

Certified badass The kind of immigrant-American we need more ofCongratulations, brother, you’re home now (What? College lecture tour? *heh*) _____ Story (Riyadh Ahmed Khalaf Al Ahmady, code name Johnny Walker)

Why? In a free constitutional republic, a candidate doesn’t get 99%

Unless it’s a Democrat-run precinct _____ Story Candidates Propose Changes To Fix Flaw In Constitution That Allows Republicans To Be Electedhttps://t.co/FScitqTSHK — The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 20, 2019 Political Institution Specifically Designed To Guard Against Angry Mobs Draws Ire Of Angry Mobshttps://t.co/ONK8UYIvhU — The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 21, 2019

perspective

Just noticed that the solstice/equinox dates are all around the 20th of the month, and Aphelion (ap-helion, not afelion) is the 4th of July. Who made up the dang calendar and the durn English language, anyway? (What? Nah, prob’ly not the same guy who made the 24hr and 60min/sec things. I know gravity did the [...]

the Monday after

*rimshot*

Meanwhile, not in America

_____ Story-1 (Trump & Breitbart) Yeah, I knowwww Story-2 (Chelsea Clinton) Story-3 (NRA) Story-4 (Chicoms) Story-5 (Nigeria)

my annual tribute…

…to high school drama clubHey, it was either this or a dumb Pi-Day joke yesterday

Back to School-II

We’re gonna need a bigger post! Okay, yeah, mebbe I’m gettin’ a mite carried away with his here college-entrance-cheating scandal, but y’gotta admit that it’s chock-full’a my kind’a jokes. Reckoned we needed to start another post to fit ‘em all in. (new entries will go on top) _____ Previously, on KisP (more and worse jokes) [...]

trends change, but not the trendy

Beto’n it

_____ Story-1 (Jonestown analogy) Story-2 (bad boy) Skeletons-in-closet ref: If he did the DWI-leaving-the-scene-of-an-accident thing, reckon there are more youthful indiscretions that the Left now consider in-play. I hope he scraped the dog poo off his shoes first Beto o’rourke gets up on a coffee shop counter to address the crowd here in Burlington, IA [...]

Not Tonight, honey, it’s a headache

Next, on Open-Mike Wednesday is an old favorite around here, so let’s give him a warm welcome. Heeere’s Donald “Shecky” Trump!_____ Story-1 (Trump, Kimmel) Story-2 (Leno) Story-3 (Carson)