Category Archives: military & politics

President for life

Note to Kim, Vlad, Raoul, Xi and the rest of the authoritarian scum out there: Mugabe didn’t make it, but I hope you guys do achieve that distinction… real soon. _________ Cultural ref

Gorilla Guru (NorK fertilizer — not the propaganda kind)

archives The prevalence of parasitic worms causing health problems in North Korea may be the result of a personal intervention by Kim Jong Un, who urged farmers to spread human excrement on their fields to fertilize crops. The hermit nation’s leader issued an instruction to farmers in 2014 telling them to use human faeces with [...]

approaching the Xi-Mas season

What tyrants do Yayyy! Picked up by Pookie’s Toons Chinese officials and residents in a rural area of Jiangxi province have revealed a government plan to “melt the hard ice” in the hearts of Christians towards communism by denying them pivotal poverty relief packages if they do not replace images of Jesus in their households [...]

spew alert

Depends on what the meaning of “presidential” is. Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend – and maybe someday that will happen! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 12, 2017 Okay, that was [...]

The swamp could be self-draining

(What? Nah, but I am waitin’ for Pizzagate to re-emerge.)

Veterans Day

To thank a vet, it’s as simple as this Many different Americans, many different kinds of Americans, served in the different military services for many different reasons in many different ways with many different effects; but they all raised their right hands and swore the same oaths to defend the one thing that all individual, [...]

Sooo… how’d today’s mass tantrum go?

Wellp, I’d say it went about as well as the start of The Revolution™ last weekend. Here’s a short clip ________ Previously on KisP Lord of the Fleas Trump’s still in office, sooo… fail. Ace of Spades

perspective

~ archives ~ Yayyy! Picked up by Pookie’s Toons Emo Jima

almost forgot

one-hundred years of misery, repression, deprivation, lies, wars, and millions of dead But real Marxist socialism/communism? Yeah, it’s been tried. For those of you too young to remember (I was stationed in the UK at the time), President Reagan called it the ash-heap of history. (vid clips from that speech) (full vid) Sure, it’s a [...]

gorilla guru (jerks)

~ archives ~ Yayyy! Picked up by Pookie’s Toons