Category Archives: military & politics

Hey, phrasing!

“We know that if we want to live in a world that looks more like Wakanda, the first step is you invest in some women and girls.” #WakandaForeverhttps://t.co/aSyj6GPrFT — Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) December 10, 2018 Wakanda, Wakanda… [flips through search engines] Ah! Here we go: Wakanda: Fantasy country run by male authoritarian cult leader. Prosperous [...]

Comey testifies in Mongo persona

(What? Well, yeah, but don’t you think we’ve done the Sgt Schultz thing more than enough? Besides, I wanted to try this Ps.) _____ Story Cultural ref (Mongo, Blazing Saddles) Archives Picked up by Pookie’s Toons

I can’t quit her

Can’t wait until she encounters a little Dem pahty ditzipline (pahty trainink). _____ Story (her tweet) Previously, on KisP (Bob Hope joke ref) Archives

The Fredo Delusion and the Reagan Observation

_____ Story (Hirono’s plaint) Historical ref (Reagan, quote corrected in cartoon) Cultural ref (Fredo’s “I’m smart”, The Godfather, Part-II) Previously, on KisP (see: update & Claire’s comment) Archives First one picked up by Pookie’s Toons

today’s exercise in assessing correlation, causation, and coincidence

This joke’s so easy, it’s a wonder that Pelosi and Ocasio-Cortez aren’t involved_____ Story-1 (Biden) Story-2 (Avenatti) Archives Picked up by Pookie’s Toons

space cadet

The stupid is strong in this one She’s like a continuous dorm bull session_____ Story Previously, on KisP Archives Picked up by Pookie’s Toons Her new office is just two doors down from Pelosi’s. That puts her third in line of succession, then, right? PS: She’s becoming the new blonde joke

Dump the tea! Dump the tea!

A little tear-gas perspective_____ Story-1 (Paris) Story-2 (Hathaway) Cultural ref (Emily Litella, SNL back when it was funny) Archives Picked up by Pookie’s Toons

When you hang a man, you Bette(r) look at ‘im

Geebus aych… What is it with Democrats and their lynching fantasy?Or cut his head off — Kathy Griffin No harm, no foul — Twitter Terms of Service & Secret ServiceYou go after a man’s family, you better get ALL of ‘em — Barron Trump

insufferable putz putzes on

Jackass’ sell-by date expired long, long ago in a fantasy world far, far away_____ Story-1 (Barry claims credit) Story-2 (oil guy calls BS) Archives Picked up by Pookie’s Toons

Collusion or collision?

Bad dog! No treat for youAnybody hear a splash? _____ Story Historical ref (Stalin-Yezhof pic) Archives