Category Archives: DougM

The jackass is strong in this one

(What? Uhm, dunno. Prob’ly not much past ‘er thighs.) _____ Story Archives (What? *heh* Yeah, and when ‘er mom reminded ‘er to wear her galoshes.)

takes more’n a pretty wife and daughter

You’re gonna need some better writers. (What? Yeah, good point. They did laugh at Trump, too.) _____ Story Title ref (NSFW, but no c-word) Cultural ref (interesting timing) Historical refs: Paulsen ’68 and Barr ’12 Archives Picked up by Pookie’s Toons

All the signs pointed that way

The history of making failed predictions about an unpredictable future never surprises me. Reckon most folks would say that “it never ceases to surprise/amaze” them; but the one thing that is predictable in this world is the fallibility of predictions. Wouldn’t be surprised if that prediction turned out to be wrong, too. Oh, now who [...]

Just one word… real estate

Stroking an egomaniac’s ego in search of the deal. (What? Yeah, his too.) _____ Story Title cultural ref (for DarB, wherever you are) Archives 31 years ago today

off the reservation

Very interesting interview “Obama wouldn’t give me the time of day.” — Rodman Nope, no bows. That’s good. Respectful decorum expected and given. Erect posture, no reaching, firm wrist, firm grip, businesslike expression, direct eye contact. Yeah, that’s the way to do it. _____ Story Previously, on KisP Even more previously, on KisP Archives Picked [...]

the Anti-Galt

(What? Nah, not gonna do a Trump Pump™ joke.) _____ Story Archives Picked up by Pookie’s Toons

(R)s (D)s MSM FBI CIA G7 Next !

I’m tempted to think that Trump provided Rodman with the copy of his book that Rodman gave to Kim (What? Yeah, like playin’ chess with a guy who wrote “How to Play Chess.” The book’s not necessarily about how he plays chess.) _____ Apologies to anyone with an actual Korean accent, since my cultural appropriations [...]

things rich Progs say

_____ Story Archives Picked up by Pookie’s Toons James Woods for the kill shot

The Don makes ‘em an offer

_____ Story van Leyden source Archives Picked up by Pookie’s Toons I’d be careful about letting Germany speak for you guys. Just sayin’. (What? Yeah, on the other hand, she’s prob’ly speakin’ English.) _____ Picked up by Pookie’s Toons Darrell comment *bwahahahaha!* Oooh, strange we didn’t see this version. You don’t think… nahhh

lemonade, not just-ice

Not Starbucks or Dick’s PR move for the ages. Guess what’s goin’ on my shopping list. _____ Story