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today’s score booty!!!

…plus an intact lightbulb, 8 or 9 little fishing line floats, an awesome piece of net ( been wanting one but too cheap to pay $18 in the souvenir shop ), and a buoy…

Mr. Obama Goes to Hawaii

Welcome to the jungle. Two uniformed NYPD officers were shot dead Saturday afternoon as they sat in their marked police car on a Brooklyn street corner — in what investigators believe was a crazed gunman’s ­assassination-style mission to avenge Eric Garner and Michael Brown. “It’s an execution,” one law-enforcement source said of the 3 p.m. shooting [...]

ya lose some internets ya win some internets

Teenagers and celebrities are up in arms after photo sharing app Instagram scrubbed millions of spam accounts and bots. The crackdown has been called the “Instagram Rapture” or “Instagram Purge” as accounts dropped thousands, and even millions, of followers overnight… ( ^winner ^) (v LOSERS!!! v) #instapurge 2014 // Top 100 accounts:

(you know who else destroys ancient cultural icons in the name of religion)

…This is an update to last week’s story about Greenpeace’s irresponsible stunt on the Nazca Lines site in Peru. The Nazca Lines are a collection of giant, rudimentary drawings of shapes and animals meticulously drawn into a windless, rainless plateau in a Peru desert thousands of years ago. The entirety of the area is covered [...]

Dreams of my Son

In an upcoming People magazine interview, Barack and Michelle Obama sit down and discuss life as the First Oppressed Couple of the United States. Hoping to shed light and relate to recent events in Ferguson, Missouri, and New York City, Barack reached into the upstairs White House bedroom of his mind and called upon his [...]

update: freedom isn’t

…Three movie theaters say Paramount Pictures has ordered them not to show Team America: World Police one day after Sony Pictures surrendered to cyberterrorists and pulled The Interview. The famous Alamo Drafthouse in Texas, Capitol Theater in Cleveland, and Plaza Atlanta in Atlanta said they would screen the movie instead of The Interview but Paramount [...]

‘Murica: f*uck you

USA!USA!USA! Previously, the #1 reason why the Alamo Drafthouse is the coolest theater chain in the country probably would’ve been its no talking or texting policy. However, that just got dethroned. Fresh off the disappointing news that Sony Pictures has cancelled the December 25th release of Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg‘s comedy, The Interview, the [...]

meanwhile just sayin

If all these emotionally drained future litigators and social changers really gave a rat’s ass they’d be in Ferguson Missouri burning off some of their angst and cleaning up the town they helped destroy…….. …Although the demonstrations, which have also been taking place in other U.S. cities, could last for weeks in Ferguson, a sense [...]

today’s future waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance chasers

For my first witness, I call……my Mommy… Over the last week, much has been said about law students’ petitioning for exam extensions in light of the circumstances surrounding the deaths of Michael Brown and Eric Garner at the hands of police officers. Students at Harvard Law School, Columbia Law School, Georgetown University Law Center and [...]

today’s audience participation: your own racist experience

they practically lynched her The Obamas talked with People magazine about dealing with their “own racist experiences,” as the magazine described. Michelle Obama told one story that recently took place, even as she was first lady of the United States. “I tell this story – I mean, even as the first lady – during that [...]