Category Archives: General

crap on the rug

In this alpine border town, the suspension of train service into neighboring Germany has been a boon to taxi drivers. Taha, who asked to use only his first name lest local tax collectors hound him about his earnings, makes 300 euros every time he drives a stranded traveler the 143 kilometers (about 90 miles) to [...]

whereas monkeys possibly fly into my butt

Iran tested a new guided long-range ballistic missile on Sunday, hours before Parliament, in a rowdy session, approved the generalities of the nuclear agreement reached in July between Iran and world powers, the state news agency IRNA reported. The missile launch may have violated the terms of the agreement, reached in Vienna with six world [...]

today’s quote O THE DING DONG G*d damned day

Pres Obama in Seattle: “Why are all these Republicans so down on America?Listening to them is really depressing….“

Ted Cruz vs. Settled Scienciness

Brainless Neanderthal™ Ted Cruz is a bit puzzled about Sierra Club President Aaron Mair’s insistence that Gorebull Worming “should not be up for debate.” strnj1

there’s a name for this

The View has become the center of controversy once again, this time after Raven-Symoné admitted that she would not hire someone with a ‘black’ name. ‘I’m not about to hire you if your name is Watermelondrea,’ the former child star said to her shocked co-hosts during Thursday’s episode of the ABC show. ‘It’s just not [...]

so there’s that too

Motorists who bought Volkswagen and Audi diesel models in 2009 and 2010 shared more than $50 million in federal tax credits that are now being questioned by the leaders of the Senate Finance Committee because of VW’s violation of EPA emissions standards with its diesel engines. U.S. Senate Finance Chairman Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, and ranking [...]

be vewy d*cking qwiet

marital aid

today’s wedgie

Hillary, your refusal to provide security for our mission in Benghazi should forever preclude you from higher office!

there’s a word for this

( * ) omg …you’re the racist for reading that tweet and assuming that she meant Ben Carson is a “coon.”… also, mass shootings matter sometimes.