Category Archives: General

there’s a phrase for today’s big fat irony up the asscrack

полезный идиот Progressive director Michael Moore participated in an anti-Trump protest in New York that was organized by Russians, according to information released Friday by Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein. Rosenstein announced indictments from Special Counsel Robert Mueller Friday against 13 Russian nationals for meddling in the 2016 election, highlighting how the Russians used social [...]

D. oh.

Former Democratic congressman Alan Grayson was hired — then fired — by the fact-checking website PolitiFact on Thursday. PolitiFact wrote on Twitter around 12 PM on Thursday that they were adding former Republican congressman David Jolly and Grayson to serve a “reader advocates” for the website…. …Just about three hours after the initial announcement that [...]

today’s wedgie comes at you hard and fast

@StephenKing A trainload of Republicans on their way to a pricey retreat hit a garbage truck. My friend Russ calls that karma. 9:00 AM – Feb 1, 2018 previously… Horror author Stephen King was seriously injured when he was struck by a minivan while walking in North Lovell, Maine… Tammy Whammy!

P’Kew! P’Kew!

A student biting a pop tart into a gun shape is a national horror. A teacher doing this is A-OK*. *OK, she’s been placed on “administrative leave.” But Geez.

a rose by any other name

“Animal Farm” Even the most outrageous outfits of feathers, sequins or lace included a simple white rose at the Grammy Awards show’s red carpet on Sunday as the glitterati of the music world showed support for women’s equality and freedom from sexual harassment. The roses – worn or held by both sexes on the red [...]

here’s how to keep politics and “social justice” crap out of the Superbowl

for Doug…

today’s wedgie

The waiting line for Trump’s speech in #Davos (still nearly one hour to go). Has the feeling of teenagers queuing for a concert, but this are billionaires and CEOs previously…

tonight’s long distance dedication is a patriotic musical interlude from the BeforeTimes


today’s celebrity WTF…is stealing my schtick!

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today’s KisP fun facts

Journalism is about covering important stories. With a pillow, until they stop moving… —Iowahawk Trump was roundly (& rightly) condemned in the press for dancing around his disavowal of virulent racist & anti-Semite David Duke. A journalist deliberately withheld a photo of Obama grinning w/ virulent racist & anti-Semite Louis Farrakhan, explicitly to protect Obama’s [...]