Category Archives: General

be vewy vewy quiet

…imagine tonight’s audience participation if WE were to completely miss the point and behave like a bunch of petty spiteful hate-filled sociopaths… …a liberal activist announced that he’s planning to hold a 30-day, rules-free “Bundyfest” across the ranch in Bunkerville, Nev. “You don’t send the Seventh Cavalry to collect a bill, and that’s exactly what [...]

*waves*

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This is a court of law…not a court of justice*

…justice has a mind of her own… …Sotomayor read her dissent aloud in the court, usually a sign of significant displeasure with the result. At 58 pages, her dissent went longer than the opinion and the concurrences combined…. Even though Justice Herself wears a blindfold, Toobin complains that Thomas’s “eyelids look heavy.”… …Thomas has confined [...]

just the facts ma’am

Woman forced to file taxes A Goldsboro woman told police she did not initially report a gunman forcing his way into her home and making her file his taxes at gunpoint, until the man returned a week later for corrections to be made, according to a police report. Melissa Ann Delagrange, 36, 1903 Palm St., [...]

RIP that

…According to a federal judge Monday in Henry v. Himes, the U.S. Constitution now requires that the laws of one state automatically supersede those of Ohio, whether or not Ohio approves…. riiiiiight…

one of these things is not like the other

Chris Haze just sayin’…

Happy Easter

Easter Homily by Saint John Chrysostom If anyone is devout and a lover of God, let them enjoy this beautiful and radiant festival. If anyone is a grateful servant, let them, rejoicing, enter into the joy of his Lord. If anyone has wearied themselves in fasting, let them now receive recompense. If anyone has labored [...]

Harry Reid sez there’s a word for this

…It’s time for Western states to take control of federal lands within their borders, lawmakers and county commissioners from Western states said at Utah’s Capitol on Friday. More than 50 political leaders from nine states convened for the first time to talk about their joint goal: wresting control of oil-, timber -and mineral-rich lands away [...]

just sayin’ weee-ooo-weee-ooo-weee-ooo

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my wife, Morgan Fairchild!

…Biden, to set up a story about how he was almost arrested on Ohio University’s campus in 1963, said he came to Ohio University then because “my football team, the University of Delaware, came to avenge a loss” from 1961. “I came … I was a football player … I came here in 1963 … [...]

Living it Up

attention whore disorder

…A Washington woman has come under fire over claims her PTSD caused by online harassment and Twitter trolls is equal to that of military veterans. Melody Hensley was diagnosed with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder 16 months ago following online abuse, which she says is the result of her being an outspoken feminist and atheist… …One [...]

today’s KisP fun facts

…147,802,000 non-veteran benefit takers outnumber…the 86,429,000 full-time private sector workers 1.7 to 1… …while welfare recipients receive tax “refunds”…

there’s a word for this

…If a man meet a little mule and he wanna get married to the little mule, as long as he and the little mule get along all right, that’s fine with me. It doesn’t bother me any kind of way.”…

have you ever been in a Turkish women’s prison?

you ever seen a grown woman naked? …A shockingly graphic tweet by U.S. Airways featuring a woman and an airplane has led to an investigation and red-faced apology by the airline. A photo of a naked woman lying exposed on a bed with a toy plane between her legs was publicly shared by the airline [...]

so there’s occupyin’ this and that

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Chef Greta’s salty Schwetty balls

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the state of Oregon, Planned Parenthood, and pharmaceutical companies that produce contraceptives walk into an Adolescent Sexuality Conference

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*bEEp* *bEEp* Here comes the Sebeliubus!

The Associated Press and Bloomberg are both reporting that Health and Human Service Secretary Kathleen Sebelius will resign… *vrooooooooooooom* …The New York Times reports that President Obama accepted Sebelius’s resignation earlier this week…

meanwiches and stinkburgers

Thanks, Obama!