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best country song ever

once upon a shutdown

Rashida Tlaib ✔ @RashidaTlaib So hard going through the airport today. I looked into the eyes of our workers who deserve better. A TSA officer said: “Don’t stop fighting. Keep it up.” I broke down & felt the weight of the responsibility on me. I will never become numb to the human impact. We must [...]

today’s wedgie is epic and part of the official Presidential record too!

Dear Diary… — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 11, 2019 ~ ( * ) ~


I found some steel slats down on the border. But I don’t see anything resembling a national emergency situation.. at least not in the McAllen TX area of the border where Trump will be today. — Jim Acosta (@Acosta) January 10, 2019

there’s a word for today’s KisP fun facts

…a PREPARED response…to something that you didn’t even hear… …Democrats’ response won the night over President Donald Trump’s wall speech. Ratings measured a slightly higher numbers of viewers watching the Democratic response…

He who cannot put his thoughts on ice should not enter into the heat of dispute

You cannot make this up. @AOC literally voted to fund ICE two days ago. — Caleb Hull (@CalebJHull) January 9, 2019 ( * whoops!!! * )

Chief Running Beer

she’s gonna need more beer… — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 3, 2019

just sayin’

The office of the President is not a dick. You can’t just cut it off because you suddenly don’t like it.

chaos isn’t a pit. chaos is a ladder…

“Sanctions are Coming“

hello fellow beer drinkers!

Warning: Indians can’t hold their liquor …”Hold on a second — I’m gonna get me a beer,” she said, as she walked out of view of the camera…”Um, want a beer?” she then asked as her husband briefly entered the room. “No, I’ll pass on a beer for now,” he responded. Then, matter-of-factly from across [...]