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This is CNN, not The Onion* CNN producers were reportedly impressed throughout the ongoing saga of Smollett’s apparent hoax attack on himself. They realized early on the facts didn’t add up but were fascinated with how well the actor kept the narrative going. An HR rep quickly reached out to Smollett to see if he’d [...]

you know you’re a racist bigot when…

half of my family’s from Jamaica. Are you kidding me? Professor Donald Harris Kamala Harris’ Jamaican father, has vigorously dissociated himself from statements made on the New York Breakfast Club radio show earlier this week attributing her support for smoking marijuana to her Jamaican heritage. Professor Harris has issued a statement to jamaicaglobalonline.com in which [...]

you know you’re a Nigerian Redneck

hold my rope!

happy Valentine’s Day

Hilarious from @realDailyWire pic.twitter.com/BBUkwRmgOa — Noah Pollak (@NoahPollak) February 14, 2019

things that are harder to do than necessary (space coffee)

Well, it is the 21stC, you know. No idea if this is a real thing, but it’s fun to think about.Nnnn, it’s not zero-G roasting. Although the capsule may experience zero-G between engine firings, the vid shows that the heat which does the roasting comes from the aerodynamic friction/compression of re-entry. That re-entry drag force [...]

two minute face crime

“..to wear an improper expression on your face (to look incredulous when a victory was announced, for example) was itself a punishable offense. There was even a word for it in Newspeak: Facecrime, it was called.”

best country song ever

once upon a shutdown

Rashida Tlaib ✔ @RashidaTlaib So hard going through the airport today. I looked into the eyes of our workers who deserve better. A TSA officer said: “Don’t stop fighting. Keep it up.” I broke down & felt the weight of the responsibility on me. I will never become numb to the human impact. We must [...]

today’s wedgie is epic and part of the official Presidential record too!

Dear Diary… https://t.co/NAuMaQW6fl — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 11, 2019 ~ ( * ) ~

WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE FENCE!

I found some steel slats down on the border. But I don’t see anything resembling a national emergency situation.. at least not in the McAllen TX area of the border where Trump will be today. pic.twitter.com/KRoLdszLUu — Jim Acosta (@Acosta) January 10, 2019