Category Archives: General

today’s wedgie grabs ‘em right by their pussyhats

we got this

—some traitor who got off a 35 year prison term after being convicted by court-martial in July 2013, of violations of the Espionage Act and other offenses Didn’t @xychelsea already have a chance to serve this country honorably and fail? —some Medal of Honor recipient

HIPPAcritic oaf

Yale assistant professor of psychiatry Bandy X. Lee made a huge splash in the media last week after meeting with a handful of Democrats in Congress to sound the alarm over the president’s mental fitness to serve. Lee has appeared on MSNBC and SiriusXM, and pieces about her appeared in Vox, Politico, and The Guardian, [...]

a guy walks into a Twitter

This guy puts a lot of effort into breaking down why Trump should be banned from Twitter: …A bar is run privately, and open to the public. Anyone can go in and get a drink… …but if you have too many, start harassing the other customers the barkeep has to kick your ass out. For [...]

Nothing “resists fascism” like screaming at a transgender Hillary robot!

today’s knee slapper

My mama had knee replacement surgery Wednesday. She is doing really well but in an incredible amount of pain. She has an amazing attitude, can get rather mushy at times and has a great sense of humor. She’s quite mortified that she has to use a walker for awhile. This is the get-well card I [...]

today’s audience participation

Instead of shoveling the driveway this winter I am going to ____________________________ and just watch the all snowflakes melt…

today’s “reporter” scoop with bonus wedgie

My friend Anna taught Don Jr preschool in Manhattan. She asked him to move his mat one day and he said, “Fuck you, bitch.” He was three…She quit teaching forever at the end of that year… —Virginia Heffernan, contributing editor @POLITICO and @WIRED / bylines @latimes @nytimes Why was your friend such a bitch?

3 stooges walk into today’s anvil to the head award

today’s celebrity wtf is hoisted on her own flagpole

( you only have to watch about 1:40 to get my point ) Silverman: I had a boyfriend many years ago, he was my first boyfriend who had his own house, and one day I went outside to see what he was doing, and he was hoisting an American flag up the flagpole in his [...]