early candidate review (Sen Kirsten “old mayo” Gillibrand)

The eternal struggle,
citizen vs officeholder


(What? Yep, another rainy day, so you get this stuff)
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At least she didn’t open a beer bottle with her teeth.

early candidate review (Amy “boss from hell” Klobuchar)

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Cultural ref
Sage advice: air guns are a fine training tool for new shooters and kids.
They allow for safety and marksmanship instruction which build
fundamental skills without the bang-recoil pre-reaction with firearms.
Just, just do it with a backstop, m’kay? I mean, nothing gets my neighbors
as angry as having a BB or pellet land in their vodka tonic while relaxing on their deck.

Jussie desserts

This is CNN, not The Onion*

CNN producers were reportedly impressed throughout the ongoing saga of Smollett’s apparent hoax attack on himself. They realized early on the facts didn’t add up but were fascinated with how well the actor kept the narrative going. An HR rep quickly reached out to Smollett to see if he’d be interested in taking on a position at the news organization after news broke that the entire thing was probably fabricated.

“Smollett has exactly the kind of skills we look for at our fine organization,” said CNN correspondent Brian Stelter. “He picked a narrative, made up all the relevant facts and details, and stuck with his story in spite of glaring holes in the plot. It’s hard to find people who understand our core values here at CNN, but Smollett seems to be just the guy for us.”

*The Babylon Bee is Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire

you know you’re a racist bigot when…

half of my family’s from Jamaica. Are you kidding me?

Professor Donald Harris Kamala Harris’ Jamaican father, has vigorously dissociated himself from statements made on the New York Breakfast Club radio show earlier this week attributing her support for smoking marijuana to her Jamaican heritage. Professor Harris has issued a statement to jamaicaglobalonline.com in which he declares:

“My dear departed grandmothers(whose extraordinary legacy I described in a recent essay on this website), as well as my deceased parents , must be turning in their grave right now to see their family’s name, reputation and proud Jamaican identity being connected, in any way, jokingly or not with the fraudulent stereotype of a pot-smoking joy seeker and in the pursuit of identity politics. Speaking for myself and my immediate Jamaican family, we wish to categorically dissociate ourselves from this travesty.”

They’re of two minds about this background-check thing

What’s the frigging point of a law
they don’t intend to enforce?

Okay, trick question.

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Sense, it begins to make

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and yet he persists

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Still promoting a Trump-blackmailing-Graham conspiracy

Those who slander bachelorhood
will earn my wrath sarcasm

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Full disclosure: yep, straight old bachelor, here,
living on 100% of my income,
owning 100% of my stuff

Yet, HIillary slithers around free…

…and her crimes were on the same danged computer

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you know you’re a Nigerian Redneck

hold my rope!