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*screee*clunk*thumpthump*clunk*thumpthump*screeeeeee*

Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel to Step Down

“He wasn’t up to the job,” said one administration official, speaking, natch, on the condition of anonymity.

Well…. That oughta fix this

Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel: Get Used to Endless War

The US president has approved a plan that could see US troops resume combat operations against the Taliban, White House sources say. Previously, troops staying in Afghanistan were to limit their focus to al Qaeda.

oh… wait…

hm…

If Obama Had a Crazy Uncle

Former Washington DC Mayor Marion Barry has died at age 78. No doubt the Lamestreams will be filled to the gills with testimonials for his Civil Rights crusading. Or something.

 

The following most likely won’t be included in the strolls down memory lane.

 

At the time, Watts-Brighthaupt was working on Barry’s ultimately successful re-election campaign and traveled to the Barack Obama-crowning affair. For reasons that remain murky, she ended up assigned to the councilmember’s hotel room in the Crowne Plaza hotel. Once behind closed doors, Barry allegedly asked Watts-Brighthaupt to perform oral sex on him. She refused, whereupon Barry threw her clothes out of the room and barred her from coming back in. She slept in the hotel’s parking garage, in a Cadillac Barry had rented.

~story~ (NSFW)

Tariq

I was out, today,

so what happened?

And what do ya think about it?

Finish your assignment! »

Yeah, lame.

But whaddyawaaant for *cough* late nite “blogging”?!?

Eggs in yer beer?

tonight’s audience participation

There’s nothing sadder than…

…a dog turd with a heel print in it…………

You maniacs!


Cultural ref (BTF); »

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UPDATE: compare with original (BTF): »

~ ROLLOVER ~

Tea, Alice?

“There is no wine.”
”Then it wasn’t very civil of you to offer it.”

As Emperor Bobo Gruber I creates “Law” out of whole cloth, even the Proggie AP is forced *cough* to counter some stated fak-toidz.

OBAMA: “It does not grant citizenship, or the right to stay here permanently, or offer the same benefits that citizens receive – only [Iron Alert] Congress can do that . All we’re saying is we’re not going to deport you.”

THE FACTS: He’s saying, and doing, more than that. The changes also will make those covered eligible for work permits, allowing them to be employed in the country legally and compete with citizens and legal residents for better-paying jobs.

oopsie?

OBAMA: “Although this summer, there was a brief spike in unaccompanied children being apprehended at our border, the number of such children is now actually lower than it’s been in nearly two years.”

THE FACTS: The numbers certainly surged this year, but it was more than a “brief spike.” The number of unaccompanied children apprehended at the border has been on the rise since the 2011 budget year. That year about 16,000 children were found crossing the border alone. In 2012, the Border Patrol reported more than 24,000 children, followed by more than 38,800 in 2013. In the last budget year, more than 68,361 children were apprehended.

Butbutbut — it’s SNOWING in Buffalo !!!!11!!!!!!!

#ComfortingAssurances
#TheSystemWorked!

Oh, and:

China and “one or two” other countries are capable of mounting cyberattacks that would shut down the electric grid and other critical systems in parts of the United States, according to Adm. Michael Rogers, director of the National Security Agency and head of U.S. Cyber Command.

…”All of that leads me to believe it is only a matter of when, not if, we are going to see something dramatic,”

And why would you be saying that instead of fixing that?

#ThePowerOfVictimologyOnlyWorksInsideTheUS

reality debased

us:

them:

perspective for Progs

first rule of tyranny fight club: remember… your guys won’t always be in charge

…I can’t wait for President Scott Walker to unilaterally order all federal agencies to stop withholding union dues and refuse to enforce mandatory fees because Congress hasn’t acted on PEU reform quickly enough or to his satisfaction. Unions can then thank Obama for setting the precedent of presidential authority on Walker’s behalf…

In anticipation of …

… not being able to communicate without
spittling upon, impacting, and throwing my laptop in an hour or so,
I’ll preempt things with this:


Heck, we all deserve to leave our hellholes and be given a better life at taxpayers’ expense, right?
I mean, if it’s cool for foreigners, it should be especially cool for natural-born American citizens, right?

(What? Sure, barging into America’s House would be illegal. What’s your point?)

today’s *clank* (part deux)

Dayum!

Sometimes citizens can be so frustrated with county board members they wish someone could just place them under arrest. Well, that is exactly what citizens in Clark County, Illinois did .

[GRTWT to savor the full deliciousness of it.]

Public boards are used to facing angry crowds, but most have never encountered what happened at one recent meeting in central Illinois.

In what was one of their most epic displays of political crime-fighting, which was captured on video, Allen and Kraft held the entire Clark County Park District Board under citizen’s arrest on May 13, 2014, for violating the Illinois Open Meetings Act, a Class C misdemeanor.

Board attorney, Kate Yargus, could be heard on video saying there would be no public comment that night, and told the board members they were “free to go,” even after Kraft’s citizen’s arrest announcement. She tried to cite statute to Kraft, but before she could finish, he said, “Just sit down, you are making yourself look like a fool.”

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Note: As for “citizen’s arrest,” YMMV. It may not apply in your state (and it doesn’t, here in NC).
Usually, there’s only “lawful detainment,” because “arrest” has pesky legal connotations.