Missed a good opportunity to shut up

November 16, 2018 –

Nuking one’s countrymen for refusing
to submit to tyranny is not an option
created by a healthy mind

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Story-1 (Eric “Nukem” Salwell)
Story-2 (Dana Loesch)
Cultural ref (Gen Jack Ripper in Dr Strangelove)
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A none-too-subtle hint from Trump.
Perhaps he’s hinting that he’ll look the other way a bit, if citizens and/or militias have to go all vigilante on AntiFa’s asses.
Let’s call ‘em, oh, I dunno, howzabout Minutemen?

WA sanctuary city

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So, how’s that ol’ metric system workin’ out?

November 16, 2018 –

UPDATE: GMTA
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Story (redefining stuff)
Historical ref (the Pi Bill)
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Acosta rides again!

November 16, 2018 –

Another suggestion
Let me try:
• Call on Acosta, first; and if he goes long, end the press conference due to lack of time for more questions.
• Questions may not exceed 40 characters UPDATE
Perhaps you have one, too.
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Story-1 (quickie)
Story-2 (denied due process, evidently)
Story-3 (Sarah’s comment)
Previously, on KisP (Acosta wants pass back, highchair & balloon cartoon)
Title ref (one of my all-time favorite oaters)
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Now, the adults will be subject to rules designed for one brat.
This is, by the way, how we get most laws.

FoxNews steal-a muh joke-a!
Hey, I posted this obvious joke first!
Althoughhhh, I gotta admit that this version is almost identical to my unposted first version.
I almost like it better, but I wanted the lectern and WH logo in there somewhere.

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Oh, now who didn’t see this one comin’?

November 15, 2018 –

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Story (hearing w/vid)
Cultural ref (Bob Hope clip)
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If it’s not close, they can’t cheat

November 15, 2018 –

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Story
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Follow the loot

November 15, 2018 –

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Story (Iowakawk on Bezos)
Historical ref (Dutch buying Manhattan)
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the inevitable train wreck

November 14, 2018 –


As a prog, when you’ve lost Alyssa Milano…
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Story (as above)
Historical ref (challenged DTrumpJr to an MMA fight)
Cultural ref (only girls hit girls)
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Hold on to your butts

November 13, 2018 –


The obvious question has to do with supreme command of an EU military force.
The next question is: How long will this partnership last?
The ugly question is: Who gets the house and kids in the inevitable divorce?
The US question is: Will we be expected to intervene in a violent domestic dispute and act as family services again?
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Story-1 (Macron)
Story-2 (Merkel)
Story-3 (Trump: Make France great again)
Story-4 (Gorka kneecaps Macron)
Previously, on KisP (Macron: EU army)
Historical ref (Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact)
Title ref (Jurassic Park)
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show biz boys buzz boos

November 13, 2018 –

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Story-1 (VS to include transgender)
UPDATE: Story-2 (Nolte weighs-in)
UPDATE: Story-3 (Ace of Spades does a full analysis)
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My, my, what have we here?

November 12, 2018 –

Why, land sakes, it appears to be another box
of uncounted Democrat ballots!

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Story-1 (FL)
Story-2 (GA)
Previously, on KisP
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Both picked up by Pookie’s Toons

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