Missed a good opportunity to shut up

Nuking one’s countrymen for refusing
to submit to tyranny is not an option
created by a healthy mind

Story-1 (Eric “Nukem” Salwell)
Story-2 (Dana Loesch)
Cultural ref (Gen Jack Ripper in Dr Strangelove)

A none-too-subtle hint from Trump.
Perhaps he’s hinting that he’ll look the other way a bit, if citizens and/or militias have to go all vigilante on AntiFa’s asses.
Let’s call ‘em, oh, I dunno, howzabout Minutemen?

WA sanctuary city

So, how’s that ol’ metric system workin’ out?

Story (redefining stuff)
Historical ref (the Pi Bill)

Acosta rides again!

Another suggestion
Let me try:
• Call on Acosta, first; and if he goes long, end the press conference due to lack of time for more questions.
• Questions may not exceed 40 characters UPDATE
Perhaps you have one, too.
Story-1 (quickie)
Story-2 (denied due process, evidently)
Story-3 (Sarah’s comment)
Previously, on KisP (Acosta wants pass back, highchair & balloon cartoon)
Title ref (one of my all-time favorite oaters)

Now, the adults will be subject to rules designed for one brat.
This is, by the way, how we get most laws.

FoxNews steal-a muh joke-a!
Hey, I posted this obvious joke first!
Althoughhhh, I gotta admit that this version is almost identical to my unposted first version.
I almost like it better, but I wanted the lectern and WH logo in there somewhere.

Oh, now who didn’t see this one comin’?

Story (hearing w/vid)
Cultural ref (Bob Hope clip)

If it’s not close, they can’t cheat


Follow the loot

Story (Iowakawk on Bezos)
Historical ref (Dutch buying Manhattan)

the inevitable train wreck

As a prog, when you’ve lost Alyssa Milano
Story (as above)
Historical ref (challenged DTrumpJr to an MMA fight)
Cultural ref (only girls hit girls)

Hold on to your butts

The obvious question has to do with supreme command of an EU military force.
The next question is: How long will this partnership last?
The ugly question is: Who gets the house and kids in the inevitable divorce?
The US question is: Will we be expected to intervene in a violent domestic dispute and act as family services again?
Story-1 (Macron)
Story-2 (Merkel)
Story-3 (Trump: Make France great again)
Story-4 (Gorka kneecaps Macron)
Previously, on KisP (Macron: EU army)
Historical ref (Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact)
Title ref (Jurassic Park)

show biz boys buzz boos

Story-1 (VS to include transgender)
UPDATE: Story-2 (Nolte weighs-in)
UPDATE: Story-3 (Ace of Spades does a full analysis)

My, my, what have we here?

Why, land sakes, it appears to be another box
of uncounted Democrat ballots!

Story-1 (FL)
Story-2 (GA)
Previously, on KisP
Both picked up by Pookie’s Toons