Gorilla Guru (collusion 2)

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Only Trump can meet with Kim*

Okay, one other possibility
* Historical ref
Previously on KisP (i.e. same topic as below; I’m trying to avoid another string of updates)

meanwhile, in Hell’s winter olympics locker room

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Speak o’ the Devil…

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Then again, mebbe Trump threatened to send Rodman back again.


breakin’ the law breakin’ the law*

virtue signal FAIL


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Just the tip

We might could take the Progs’ word for it,
but whose word do we take:
The ones who say it’s only common-sense gun control;
The ones who say they don’t want to take our guns;
The ones who want ARs banned, taxed/regulated out of existence, or confiscated;
The ones who want all civilian guns banned, taxed/regulated out of existence, or confiscated; or
The ones who call us normal, law-abiding American citizens racist, child-killing, Nazi/fascist terrorists?

If you’ll pardon my suspicious, historically aware, and freedom-loving nature,
nnnnn, reckon I ain’t about to take any of ‘em’s dadblamed word for, well, anything.

Don’t ever forget why the USA exists

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Veeshir comment

Amen, bruh

A special day…

…when activists claim to speak for over half the World’s population in stereotype

Personally, I’ll use today to recognize the power of individual liberty, value, and accomplishment
produced from a biological reality.
To those women who deserve praise: attagirl.
To those women who’ve exhibited virtue, talent, and intelligence: thanks.
To those women who’ve made the most of their genetics: hubba.
To those women who’ve squandered their natural gifts: sorry, I have to rearrange my sock drawer.
To those women who’ve adopted the corruption and baseness of the worst males: begone, crone!
To those reality-challenged hateful women who can’t abide an old-school, straight, binary male: piss off, you’re not the boss of me.
To the KisPettes, here: love all y’all [locker-room pat on the butt].

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(What? Miranda Kerr, #4, eyes mainly)
Don’t give men an excuse to make fun of… (You know, like this)
Note to the easily offended: caricature ≠ stereotype

*hehee* The wimmin-guns rights thing.

CNN is all about the wimmin

what he said

A guy from a place I used to live
whom I wish I could still vote for

A speech by Virginia GOP Senate Candidate Nick Freitas, the conservative former Green Beret who is challenging Tim Kaine, has now been viewed over 10 million times in the past 48 hours. Several Democrats actually walked out during the speech and then demanded a recess to calm down because the truth just hurt that badly.

A spanking triggering! A spanking triggering!

the other Mayor Barry

Another rainy day, another easy-post overload:

Iowahawk had great responses,
and somebody actually put his tweets to music.
Who said there ain’t no daggone culture on the gulldanged internet?

You’re welcome

Is this something?

By now y’all should know that I have no theological skin in this game, but I am mightily interested in the socio-political impacts of big organizations run by guys in funny hats, robes, feathers, and collars (you know, whether they get to execute me or tax me or drag me into their fights; e.g. First Amendment).

I find this story very encouraging, if it’s real. It may well be the best way for the Middle East to start evolving into something approaching modernity, primarily because it’s home-grown and not driven by post-colonial meddling by outsiders (although it may well be with the support of post-meddling outsiders).

Anyway, let’s keep an eye on it.

Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman has arrived at the St. Mark’s Coptic Orthodox Cathedral in Cairo in an historic visit to the church. Prince Mohammed was met by Pope Tawadros II … Pope of Alexandria. Earlier in the day, the prince visited the office of the Al-Azhar Sheikh.

It is hard to overstate the significance of a hugely symbolic move by the reformist crown prince of Saudi Arabia …. [Because of the Trump/Kushner connection, American media] have little interest in extolling the world-historical transition underway in the nation that is pre-eminent in Sunni Islam [and] has been the moneybags for radical jihadists for three generations.

[T]he crown prince [invited] Copts to visit Saudi Arabia. Egypt’s Coptic population is under siege by murderous Islamists, so the signal that they are to be treated as guests is vital [and] re-classifying Copts from the category of “infidels” worthy of scorn and persecution to welcome “guests” is powerful ….

[bin Salman] is seeking to defang Muslim extremists who seek to destroy Christianity in Arab- and Muslim-majority countries. Garnering support from the most respected source of Islamic scholarship (no doubt accompanied by the offer of funds from the Saudi treasury) is the carrot to be used in persuading Wahhabi clergy to change their preaching, with the denial of Saudi funds to recalcitrant advocates of armed jihad supplying the stick.

The visit isn’t entirely symbolic, though. … “[t]he two countries … set up a $10 billion joint fund to develop a planned mega-city.” This new city, called Neom, will be built at the top of the Red Sea, where Egypt’s, Israel’s, Jordan’s, and Saudi Arabia’s borders meet.

[insert tome on geo-political and economic factors at play, not by me but by someone competent]
Note: no, halos do not fall within my definition of “funny hats,” so chill; just havin’ fun tweakin’ all of ‘em
(althouuugh, now that I think about it…)

By the way, this is not something.

today’s honorary KisPian


An Oregon man filed suits Monday claiming Dick’s Sporting Goods and Walmart discriminated against the 20-year-old when they refused to sell him a rifle.

Dick’s and Walmart restricted gun sales to adults 21 and older in the wake of the Florida high school massacre. The 19-year-old accused in the school slaying bought the AR-15 used in the attack legally.

Oregon law allows residents to buy shotguns or rifles starting at age 18.

Tyler Watson’s lawsuits filed against the retailers in two separate counties claim he faced age discrimination from Dick’s and Walmart, The Oregonian/OregonLive reported . The lawsuit is believed to be the first filed over the new gun policies enacted on Feb. 28.

The lawsuit claims a store owned by Dick’s Sporting Goods in Medford, Oregon, refused to sell Watson .22-caliber Ruger rifle on Feb. 24. The suit says Grants Pass Walmart in Oregon refused to sell him a gun on March 3…

Go Tyler GO!

bricks and mortar

thanks again everyone…